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PostMortem
04-05-2008, 12:45 PM
Guess where?.... In Scotland! (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=557331&in_page_id=1770&ct=5)

Muslim is spared a speeding ban so he can drive between his two wives.

When it comes to avoiding a ban for speeding, the courts hear every excuse in the book.

But yesterday one motorist offered what must be a unique reason why he should keep his licence.

Mohammed Anwar said a ban would make it difficult to commute between his two wives and fulfil his matrimonial duties.

His lawyer told a Scottish court the Muslim restaurant owner has one wife in Motherwell and another in Glasgow - he is allowed up to four under his religion - and sleeps with them on alternate nights.

Although I've got to admire his chutzpah for even trying this defence in court.

DMB
04-05-2008, 02:40 PM
Guess where?.... In Scotland! (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=557331&in_page_id=1770&ct=5)

Muslim is spared a speeding ban so he can drive between his two wives.

When it comes to avoiding a ban for speeding, the courts hear every excuse in the book.

But yesterday one motorist offered what must be a unique reason why he should keep his licence.

Mohammed Anwar said a ban would make it difficult to commute between his two wives and fulfil his matrimonial duties.

His lawyer told a Scottish court the Muslim restaurant owner has one wife in Motherwell and another in Glasgow - he is allowed up to four under his religion - and sleeps with them on alternate nights.

Although I've got to admire his chutzpah for even trying this defence in court.

Bloody Hell! So if an atheist claims that his philosphy permits two mistresses who live some distance apart, would he be similarly spared?

Bright Life
04-05-2008, 04:57 PM
I need to speed so I can get away from those offensive Jesus fish.

Ooh, political asylum excuse! I need to speed to avoid those "W" stickers!

Droopy
04-06-2008, 03:02 PM
Why can't he use public transport to make the trip between wives?

Bright Life
04-06-2008, 05:07 PM
Why can't he use public transport to make the trip between wives?

I think it's against Islamic rules for men and women to ride the same bus.