Creationist Quiz

[Lucretius III]

Thanks to following one of Dave Hawkins (many ) links I found this quiz which appears to be part of an diploma course run by ICR, the Professional Certificate Program no less.
Just thought it might be of interest for people to see the depth of scholarship (plus $695 ) required to pass .

http://icrglobal.org/cw_tour/quizt.htm

And link to main page here

http://www.icr.org/cw/

[Ray Moscow]

I liked question 2. :)

[Lucretius III]

Question 9 was a goody too

[Mike PSS]

Thanks to following one of Dave Hawkins (many ) links I found this quiz which appears to be part of an diploma course run by ICR, the Professional Certificate Program no less.
Just thought it might be of interest for people to see the depth of scholarship (plus $695 ) required to pass .

http://icrglobal.org/cw_tour/quizt.htm

And link to main page here

http://www.icr.org/cw/
Gaaaaaacckkkckckaaaaackckcck!!!!111one!!

**choke**

[socle]

Scored 100%

http://www.talkrational.org/images/icons/icon6.gif

[Lucretius III]

It gets even better something I missed first time is this(My highlights )

Quizzes are automatically graded as soon as you complete them, allowing immediate review with feedback on each question missed. After reviewing the lesson material, Quizzes may be retaken without delay.

All grades are Pass/No Pass. Any Quiz may be retaken as many times as necessary for passing.

[BWE]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/BWE_the_real_one/question11.gif

[Matty]

I love this article titled.

The Bible is a Textbook of Science


with one of its leading paragraphs then having to state It is obvious, of course, that the Bible is not a scientific textbook in the sense of giving detailed technical descriptions and mathematical formulations of natural phenomena. :D


You mean to tell me that your definition of "scientific textbook" is:

"A Half assed, poorly written, storybook full of moral ambiguity, general nastiness and a retarded amount of preschool level contradiction, and with which the most productive thing you can possibly do is asswiping or firelighting on camping trips"


well that makes everything a little clearer.

[Obd]

I love this article titled.

The Bible is a Textbook of Science


Yea but in science anything older than 10 years is usually considered outdated, let alone something that is about 2000 year old.

[Faid]

Gah! Question 1: "Sola Scriptura is a Greek term that was used by the early Apostles to mean:MUAHAHAHAHAHA

[Ray Moscow]

Gah! Question 1: "Sola Scriptura is a Greek term that was used by the early Apostles to mean:MUAHAHAHAHAHA

That about says it all, doesn't it? :D

[Occam's Aftershave]

I though about enrolling and getting my ICR Creationist "degree" so I could argue from authority against the Yeckies. Then I saw it was $695. Piss on that!

[Obd]

I though about enrolling and getting my ICR Creationist "degree" so I could argue from authority against the Yeckies. Then I saw it was $695. Piss on that!

Hey, it's much cheaper than Scientology!

[Lucretius III]

I though about enrolling and getting my ICR Creationist "degree" so I could argue from authority against the Yeckies. Then I saw it was $695. Piss on that!

I had a similar idea, but then like you saw the cost.
It would be good if somehow these quizzes could be leaked though (Not that I am wanting anyone to commit a criminal offence of course ).

[Wolfhound]

$695 and these assholes are tax exempt?

I'm afraid that the only admission requirement I meet for their classes is the cashola. My IQ is in the triple digits. Automatic fail.

[BWE]

$695 and these assholes are tax exempt?

I'm afraid that the only admission requirement I meet for their classes is the cashola. My IQ is in the triple digits. Automatic fail.

Really? (http://brainwashedgod.blogspot.com/2006/02/atheists-score-full-20-points-lower-in.html)

[Wolfhound]

$695 and these assholes are tax exempt?

I'm afraid that the only admission requirement I meet for their classes is the cashola. My IQ is in the triple digits. Automatic fail.

Really? (http://brainwashedgod.blogspot.com/2006/02/atheists-score-full-20-points-lower-in.html)Hilarious!!!!! :D

[BWE]

Gah! Question 1: "Sola Scriptura is a Greek term that was used by the early Apostles to mean:MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Well, at least you know they aren't catholic.

[deadman_932]

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m133/deadman932/CreoBullshit1.jpg

Well...there's some nice evil bullshit from those fine Christians at ICR.

[RAFH]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u141/BWE_the_real_one/question11.gif

I agree, that's a real doozie.

[ericmurphy]

I wonder about the answer to 4, too. WTF? Can the people who came up with this test even pass it themselves?

[espritch]

9. I have completed all the required assignments in this lesson.

I wonder what percentage of the applicants get this one correct the first time?

[Roy]

Thanks to following one of Dave Hawkins (many ) links I found this quiz which appears to be part of an diploma course run by ICR, the Professional Certificate Program no less.

+1 rep

Roy

[Obd]

So once you pass this course you're a certified idiot?

[Lucretius III]

So once you pass this course you're a certified idiot?


PROFESSIONAL Certified Idiot please get the terminology right :D

[Matty]

Yeah you get the Certificate of Unexplained Numpty Theology, and can proudly display C.U.N.T after your name in all correspondence.

next up is the is the Tinkering With All Theories module, closely followed by the With Anything Not Known, Explain Religiously, final exam.


Seriously , I think I'm going to open an intraweb religious "academy". How hard can it be, and at 700bucks a pop too. Beats working for a living.

[Lucretius III]

As I already have a BA I did consider trying to get an LLB but sadly couldn't find a qualification or body that would allow me to put AG at the end ,so I didn't bother

[Roy]

As I already have a BA I did consider trying to get an LLB but sadly couldn't find a qualification or body that would allow me to put AG at the end ,so I didn't bother

You wouldn't want to be Attorney-General anyway.

Roy

[Ray Moscow]

As I already have a BA I did consider trying to get an LLB but sadly couldn't find a qualification or body that would allow me to put AG at the end ,so I didn't bother

You wouldn't want to be Attorney-General anyway.

Roy

There's a good description of Ashcroft and Gonzales there somewhere ...