FAKE FACTS GAME

[HAMMER]

In this game you make up a fact about the person above you. Try to be cool about it, okay kids? I guess since I go first I'll make up a fact about myself.

HAMMER is African American

[Teshi]

Hammer is not the OP of this thread.

[Zelda]

Teshi has a goat on his avitar

[HAMMER]

Zelda is Uglyyyyyyyy

[Garrett]

Hammer has extra toes on his hands.

[Brother Daniel]

Garrett is a sock puppet of umop apisdn w,I.

[HAMMER]

Brother Daniel is actually my sister.

[Zelda]

hammer wears makeup

[retrow]

Zelda circumsizes her dildos.

[Teshi]

Retrow looooves Windows.

[Brother Daniel]

Teshi really is the reincarnation of Pope Joan.

[Teshi]

Brother Daniel did not break the game, because the above post is not true.

[Brother Daniel]

Teshi has a tattoo of Jimi Hendrix on her butt.

[Garrett]

Daniel is afraid of trees.

[Preno]

Garrett is afraid of light.

[SteveF]

Perno is allergic to water

[Zelda]

Stevef is a kangaroo

[Teshi]

Zelda is married to a kangaroo.

[Brother Daniel]

Teshi presided at the wedding. Using Nestorian-Christian liturgy in the Assyrian language.

[retrow]

Brother Daniel knows what he's talking about.

[Brother Daniel]

retrow sleeps with a plush doll of the late Ayatollah Khomeini.

[Zelda]

Brother Daniel wears a hot pink wig

[Garrett]

Zelda wishes she were a vampire.

[Resident Troll]

Garrett's ears are not symmetrical.

[Zelda]

Resident Troll has lime green teeth.

[retrow]

Zelda is a byproduct from Large Hadron Collider.

[Brother Daniel]

retrow was the leader of the experimental team that accidentally created Zelda at the LHC.

[Garrett]

Daniel believes he was born on a planet near the galactic core. But he doesn't know how he got here.

[retrow]

Garrett's primary mode of transportation is a soviet era battle tank that gives 5cm/litre on highways.

[Teshi]

Retrow purposely knocked out his own incisor yesterday to leave it for the tooth fairy.

[Brother Daniel]

Teshi knows this because she was sharing a drink and a laugh with the tooth fairy at a bar last night.

[ofro]

Brother Daniel is the tooth fairy

[Brother Daniel]

ofro served the drinks.

[retrow]

Brother Daniel thinks the moon is made up of purple cheese stuck between broken incisors.

[Brother Daniel]

A paper published by retrow's team in Physical Review Letters offers strong evidence that lunar cheese is actually blue, and offers some provocative suggestions about how the owner of the cosmic dark-matter teeth (which may or may not be incisors) might be identified in future experiments.

[retrow]

Brother Daniel perceives the world in 1¾ th dimension since he evolved from earthworms rather than monkeys.

[Brother Daniel]

retrow still has nightmares brought about by feelings of guilt over all those childhood experiments on earthworms.

[HAMMER]

Brother Daniel can't read and uses E-Brail

[Preno]

HAMMER only posts when hammered.

[HAMMER]

Preno is stalking me

[Brother Daniel]

HAMMER owes Preno about 120000 euros.

[HAMMER]

Brother Daniel taxes all euro transactions and uses the extra "money" to wash his robes.

[Garrett]

Hammer loves his daddy so much.

[HAMMER]

Hammer loves his daddy so much.

You are supposed to make up facts, you lose!

[Zelda]

hammer carries around a daisy

[Teshi]

Zelda is currently in the process of being legalized in 12 states.

[Preno]

Teshi just editted out a very nasty and sexually explicit comment about Zelda.

[Zelda]

preno wears a raspberry barret

[Teshi]

Zelda has a prosthetic nose.

[Preno]

Teshi writes noetic prose.

[HAMMER]

Teshi made Zelda run away and cry

[Brother Daniel]

Teshi made Zelda run away and cry
You were supposed to say something about Preno!

HAMMER was born in Antarctica.

[Untheist]

Simultaneous posts confuse Brother Daniel.

[Garrett]

Untheist is in love with Hammer.

[HAMMER]

Garrett is jealous

[Zelda]

hammer got arrested 13 times for Indecent exposure

[HAMMER]

Zelda has crabs

[Zelda]

Hammer picks his nose and eats it!!!

[HAMMER]

Zelda helps

[Brother Daniel]

Every time Hammer eats his nose, another nose grows in its place. (However, the process is rather painful.)

[ofro]

Brother Daniel is nosey (or is it nosy?)

[Brother Daniel]

ofro has been granted total freedom of travel into and within Equatorial Guinea, in perpetuity, by that country's government. He is known there by sight, and his passport needs no visa.

[Garrett]

Daniel wears socks with his sandals.

[Zelda]

garrett has a fear of socks

[HAMMER]

Zelda has a fear of Garrett

[Brother Daniel]

Hammer fears absolutely nothing, and has been badly injured on several occasions as a result. Really, we all wonder why he's still alive.

[Teshi]

From 1989-1993, Brother Daniel held the world record for most pickles eaten in a minute.

[Autodidact]

Teshi founded an obscure sect of Indiana Buddhism.

[HAMMER]

Autodidact Emailed Teshi the location of sect, of which he is the proper leader. They meditate together (naked) 3 nights a week now.

[Garrett]

Hammer knows that because he took pictures, which are pinned up by his bed.

[HAMMER]

Which Garrett is purchasing from me so he can take them back into the shadows he came from.

[Autodidact]

Hammer took the money he got from Garrett and gambled it all away on the Mississippi, but it's all Nancy Pelosi's fault.

[HAMMER]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KszD_MfB798

I produced this video while on the Mississippi

[Zelda]

Hammers reproductive glands are actually producing maggots

[Brother Daniel]

Zelda eats maggots.

[Autodidact]

Brother Daniel is not, nor has he ever been, a monk.

[Brother Daniel]

Pssst! Hey! You're supposed to say something that's not true!

Autodidact is currently NASA's first choice for an astronaut to go to Mars.

[the Thread thread]

Brother Daniel has a crush on Autodidact.

[Autodidact]

The thread thread is made of polyester.

[Brother Daniel]

Autodidact has seven toes on each foot.

[Gagundathar Inexplicable]

Brother Daniel actually owns a sloth named Marigold.

[Teshi]

Gagundathar debauched said sloth.

[Brother Daniel]

Teshi never has any difficulty remembering how to spell "Gagundathar".

[ofro]

And that fact is inexplicable to Brother Daniel.

[Brother Daniel]

apologies to Teshi for breaking the rules by saying something true...

ofro's hobby is training beetles to perform Beatles music. Or trying to, anyway.

[Zelda]

Brother Daniel is afraid that one day he will want to become a racoon.

[Magdlyn]

Zelda is named after Zelda Fitzgerald, wife of F Scott.

[Teshi]

Magdlyn has webbed fingers and toes.

[Magdlyn]

Teshi's from Brooklyn

[Zelda]

Magdlyn has a 3/4 inch mole on her butt, with hair growing out of it!

[HAMMER]

Zelda runs a mole removal business

[Tawny]

Hammer is only 2 feet tall

[Oolon Colluphid]

Tawny once won an Ann Widdecombe look-alike contest.

[Jet Black]

Oolon is a Young Earth Creationist

[ofro]

Jet Black likes to play with Legos

[Tawny]

Ofro lives in deepest darkest Bedfordshire

[Magdlyn]

Tawny wishes she were a sea captain

[Tawny]

Magdlyn has 5 fingers on her left hand

[Brother Daniel]

Tawny has England's largest collection of miniature garden gnomes, and she knows each one by name.

[Oolon Colluphid]

Brother Daniel was an extra in Romero's Day of the Dead, a part he got because he needed no prosthetics.

[Magdlyn]

Oolon's cruisin for a bruisin

[HAMMER]

Magdlyn likes to punch through ones skin above their bruise with a straw and suck like it was Capri Sun.

[Brother Daniel]

Hammer is covered in little round scars from straw puncture wounds.

[Garrett]

Daniel like to walk backwards, so he can see where he's been.

[Tawny]

Garrett lives on a diet of marrow and cucumber

[Teshi]

Tawny is willowy and retiring :D

[Magdlyn]

Teshi is a Phantom of the Opera fanboy

[Untheist]

Magdlyn walks ahead of meter maids and puts dimes in expired parking meters.

[Brother Daniel]

Untheist is a meter maid.

[Magdlyn]

And he's lovely and Daniel has a crush on him

[Teshi]

Magdlyn is a direct descendent of Attila the Hun.

[HAMMER]

Teshi is a bitch

[Untheist]

HAMMER dreams in pig Latin.

[Brother Daniel]

Untheist wears mismatched socks.

[HAMMER]

Brother Daniel is protecting Untheist

[Gagundathar Inexplicable]

Not only did Anne Boleyn have six fingers on her left hand and an extra nipple, but she also originated the supposedly ancient oriental art of origami.

[HAMMER]

Gagundathar Inexplicable thinks he's in Tripley's BION.

[Zelda]

HAMMER Has Multiple Personality.

[Bartender]

Zelda is a new member I've not met naked.

[Magdlyn]

Bartender is currently naked and ready to meet and greet. iykwim

[Zelda]

Zelda is a new member I've not met naked.


Hey, These are suppose to be Fake Facts;) You Have NOT met me Naked..lol

[Zelda]

Magdlyn Bites Her Toe Nails And Chews on Them;]

[Untheist]

Zelda has a picture of Michael Dukakis tatooed on her CENSORED.

[HAMMER]

In case everyone forgot, Untheist is a meter maid.

[Garrett]

Hammer puts catsup on his ice cream.

[HAMMER]

Garrett is too tired to play this game

[Garrett]

Hammer types with one finger. tap...tap...tap...

[HAMMER]

Garrett types with 10 fingers and his cock. thump...thump...thump...

[Untheist]

HAMMER believes he is the antichrist.

[Brother Daniel]

Many of those to whom Untheist has issued a parking ticket believe Untheist is the antichrist.

[Garrett]

Daniel has a meter maid fetish.

[mainly curious]

Garret's avy is dark and mysterious :eek::cool:

[Autodidact]

mainly curious isn't.

[Garrett]

Autodidact makes a special kitten-sauce. Secret recipe.

[Zelda]

Garrett likes Kibbles N Bits in the morning.

[Garrett]

Zelda likes nuts in the morning. No kidding. ;)

[Magdlyn]

Garrett flunked kindergarten.

[Brother Daniel]

Magdlyn was Garrett's kindergarten teacher.

[Garrett]

Daniel was homeless from '73 to '98. Then he found a box.

[Zelda]

Garrett rented a corner of the box from Daniel.

[Teshi]

Zelda dumped a bucket of water on the box, rendering it unfit for human habitation.

[Garrett]

Teshi invented the sport of pony-wrestling.

[HAMMER]

Garrett thinks 'pony' wrestling is something "dirty"

[Untheist]

Hammer really lives in the molehills.

[Zelda]

Untheist is building a whole city made of molehills. He finds it very Fascinating.

[Magdlyn]

Zelda is 2 1/2 feet tall

[Zelda]

Magdlyn Let me borrow her 9 Inch Heels.

[Untheist]

Zelda is 2 1/2 feet tall

. . . and she wants to rent a room in my molehill city.

[Magdlyn]

Untheist is a closeted fundie and just pretends to be atheist to be cool.

[HAMMER]

Magdlyn is jealous because I have a pussy on my lap

[Gladrags]

Hammer wears pink shirts.

[Zelda]

Gladrags is a Elvis Impersonator

[Untheist]

Zelda is Elvis.

[Garrett]

Untheist loves Zelda.

[Zelda]

Garrett lovesUntheist.

[Garrett]

Zelda lives in Antartica.

[Ian Nerr]

Garrett put the bop in the bop shebop shebop.

[Zelda]

Ian Nerr Wears Bobby Socks with cowboy boots.

[duck of the day]

Zelda's real name is Bobby Socks

[seebs]

"duck of the day" is an actual duck, participating in a sort of "flowers for algernon" type experiment. While every flap of his wings is pain, due to unnaturally extended age, and he is the first duck every to fully understand the loss of his loved ones, the thrill of communication on the internet has never gotten old for him.

[Magdlyn]

seebs is posting from the bathtub

[Gladrags]

Magdlyn hates Eddy.

[Garrett]

Gladrags has a blow-up Eddie doll.

[HAMMER]

Garrett puts weaves in his nut hairs.

[Garrett]

Hammer has pics. He treasures them.

[HAMMER]

Hammer has pics. He treasures them.

As in bury them?

Garrett has a groupie named Ma....never mind, this time.

[Zelda]

This is hammers favorite color..(magenta!!)

[Untheist]

Zelda's avatar was recently hijacked by fascist nublarks from the planet Orgnoff, who replaced it with a photo of their evil queen. The perpetrators have been detained, and all is back to normal.

[Garrett]

Untheist built an earthship made of old tires and broken bottles.

[Oolon Colluphid]

Garrett won a Bonniest Baby competition in Glasgow... at the age of seven.

[duck of the day]

Before reforming in 2002, Oolon Colluphid spent most of his young life in penal institutions and most of his adult life in high security prisons where he was officially among Britain's 10 most violent and dangerous inmates.

[Oolon Colluphid]

Who says I reformed? :p

Duck of the Day once opened for Oasis, and was booed off.

[duck of the day]

Oolon Colluphid completed this year's London marathon

on a space hopper.

[HAMMER]

Duck Of The Day lays golden eggs

[Zelda]

Hammer is just mad because he can't lay Golden Eggs.

[Zelda]

Zelda's avatar was recently hijacked by fascist nublarks from the planet Orgnoff, who replaced it with a photo of their evil queen. The perpetrators have been detained, and all is back to normal.

UH OH..The Evil Queen Returned...

[damian]

i hate this thread.

eta shit i screwed up, i forgot it was supposed to be a fake fact.

eta2 and about the poster above me.

[Garrett]

Damian is excellent at following instructions. :D

[Magdlyn]

Garrett is unaware

[Garrett]

Magdlyn is shy.

[Magdlyn]

Garrett is always polite

[Zelda]

Magdlyn Hates Garrett.

[Untheist]

After enduring hours of brainwashing through sexual deprivation, Zelda finally broke and has joined the nublarks.

[Zelda]

Untheist has to go now, he (or she) Has a Big fetish of watching sesame street while touching himself.

[Garrett]

Zelda wears unmatched shoes. She calls that "fashion".

[Untheist]

Garrett used to belong to the thief's union but was kicked out for stealing.

[Garrett]

Untheist worships Zeus!

http://www.nuuanu.k12.hi.us/G-1/public_html/websites/chelsea/images/zeus.gif

[duck of the day]

Every poster at TR except you is really Garrett (me) who's conducting a fiendish psychological experiment on you.

[Zelda]

Duck of the Day is actually a terrorist here to spy on us all.

[ofro]

Zelda has been dreaming for years about how it would be to have a name that starts with "A".

[Narvi]

ofro is actually 'roof', but suffers with dyslexia.

[Magdlyn]

Narvi is actually I've ran, backwards, misspelled and ungrammatical.

[duck of the day]

Magdlyn has walked this earth since the late Neolithic and is immortal so long as she consumes human flesh every lunar month.

[HAMMER]

Duck Of The Day has no idea what "Neolithic" means.

[Gladrags]

Hammer eats hamsters.

[Magdlyn]

Gladrags actually prefers post-modern structuralism and detests Renoir.

[Garrett]

Magdlyn likes McDonald's food.

[Zelda]

Garrett eats chocolate covered Grasshoppers.

[Garrett]

Zelda is blonde. Deal with it.

[Zelda]

Garrett likes to ski Naked.....Deal with that..

[Magdlyn]

Garrett likes to ski Naked.....Deal with that..

:eek:

Zelda is~ does... um, what was this thread about again?

[Untheist]

Magdlyn becomes flustered when picturing Garrett skiing naked.

[Garrett]

^ did not lose the game lol

[Ian Nerr]

Garret has 6 fingers on his right hand.

[Narvi]

Ian Nerr is an albino midget with a genius IQ.

[azidhak]

Narvi's head is exatctly 3*pi2 cm in circumference.

[hclincha]

azidhak's real identity is Clark Kent

[duck of the day]

hclincha has survived being swallowed by a whale. Twice!

[Magdlyn]

duck is a successful concert pianist

[ofro]

Madglyn has 12,459,4507 more posts that her official count of 3,658.

[Zelda]

ofro likes to be slapped in the face with raw fish.

[Magdlyn]

Zelda has golden skin that glows in low light.

[Garrett]

Mags breeds cats with dogs. She makes a living selling cogs and dats.

[Zelda]

Garrett only knows that because he bought one from her last monday.

[Garrett]

Zelda is my accountant.

[Magdlyn]

Garrett's a furry.

[Zelda]

Magdlyn is allergic to the sun.

[HAMMER]

Garrett likes to ski Naked.....Deal with that..

:eek:

Zelda is~ does... um, what was this thread about again?

Zelda is barely able to contain herself at how magdlyn readily LOST this thread. Welcome to LOSERS, LOSER.

[Magdlyn]

Hammer has been so nice lately!

[HAMMER]

Magdlyn is not a loser

[Zelda]

Hammer is such a sweetheart..lol.

[Magdlyn]

Zelda didnt just get added to the loser list, and this thread is headed for a mod warning...

[Zelda]

magdlyn wants everyone to stop talking to her..

[Magdlyn]

Zelda is so boring, I've just died of ennui.

[Zelda]

magdlyn eats 4 m&m's an hour thinking they will prevent cancer.

[HAMMER]

Zelda is really HAMMER

[Gagundathar Inexplicable]

Hammer drew his avatar picture using crayons... made out of the wax from giant beaver tails.

[HAMMER]

Gagundathar Inexplicable chose his name just so I would have to copy and paste it every time I wanted to say it.

[Zelda]

HAMMER dresses up like Zelda when He's playing pretend.

[Magdlyn]

Zelda supports the war in Iraq

[Garrett]

Magdlyn is afraid of water.

[HAMMER]

Garrett is afraid of HAMMER

[Garrett]

Hammer can't beat Garrett in arm wrestling.

[Zelda]

Garrett takes naked pictures of himself and sends them to me!!

[HAMMER]

Zelda is trying to make me jealous, it's working.

[Zelda]

HAMMER Get's So Cold At Night He Wears His Footed Bunny Pajamas.

[Garrett]

Zelda escaped from an institution. There's a bounty on her head.

[HAMMER]

Garrett is as smart as me.

[Magdlyn]

When Hammer goes to McDonald's, he takes his cup and mixes all the different kinds of soda together in it, adds several packets of ketchup, and drinks it down as fast as he can.

This is all he has for dinner. Every night.

[HAMMER]

Magdlyn is jealous because my diet grants me a perfect figure.

[Narvi]

Hammer has a perfect figure.

[Zelda]

Narvi wants to train pony's when he grows up.

[Garrett]

Zelda beats Hammer in arm wrestling.

[HAMMER]

Garrett begs me for things daily

[Garrett]

Hammer wears knee-pads, and they're about worn out.

[Zelda]

Garrett dresses like MC Hammer when he goes to church.

[Magdlyn]

Zelda's roommate are all xian, normal and boring and have influenced her in her conservative political views on the war, the economy and the upcoming election.

[Garrett]

Magdlyn is a vampire.

[Magdlyn]

Garrett's a survivalist and has 30 guns in a special basement with plenty of ammo and a year's worth of food and water.

[Old Woman in Purple]

Magdlyn helps Garrett maintain his secret survivalist stash. (From Garrett's viewpoint, Magdlyn is part of the secret survivalist stash!) :D