Alphabet Game

[Magdlyn]

Alphabetical Conversation

This is an easy and fun game. I will start the conversation with the letter A. The next person replies but the first word of the reply must be the next letter in the alphabet. After the letter Z it starts all over again. Here we go....

All good things must come to an end.

[Matty]

But surely God is Immortal and He's good, isnt he? :)

[Memoria]

Can you prove that in any way?

[Magdlyn]

Doubtful.

[Matty]

ever perceptive mags ever perceptive

[Matty]

fucked if i can prove it.

[Brother Daniel]

God knows I can't prove it. Oh, wait: No, he doesn't.

[Memoria]

He? He?!? How do you know He isn't a She?

[Brother Daniel]

I don't. (Sometimes I use feminine pronouns for God. I pick randomly.)

[Jon]

He? He?!?

It wasn't that funny.

[Memoria]

I don't. (Sometimes I use feminine pronouns for God. I pick randomly.)

He? He?!?

It wasn't that funny.

Jerks.







j/k'g :p

[Matty]

Know what? Jon fucked it up didnt he?

[Brother Daniel]

Let it go, Matty. Jon and I posted at about the same time.

[Matty]

mollified, thats what i am :)

[Memoria]

Now can we get back OT?

[Magdlyn]

On topic? Is there one?

[Garrett]

Perhaps. God is more likely to be a she than a he, seems to me. Maker of life? No contest.

[Memoria]

Queen of the universe! That's right!

[Magdlyn]

Requiescat in pace, Deus.

[Garrett]

Shut up you two.

Support or retract.

[fast]

Thinks this might be a cool game!

[Magdlyn]

Unless I am very much mistaken, we were having an intelligent and rational discussion about God's gender.

[Garrett]

Very interesting. Help me to forget today's pain.

[fast]

What direction shall we take it in? Somewhere nice and slightly spooky maybe?

[Garrett]

Xerox the above post for comparison with the way this thread actually develops. So we can determine that fast is no prognotician. (I just invented a word I bet.)

[fast]

You will notice soon that I changed my post above in hopes of giving this thread a very bright future.

[Magdlyn]

zzzzzzz unless I get some coffee soon

[fast]

And how exactly shall we solve the mystery of the missing coffee beans?

[Magdlyn]

beep beep beep! That sweet sweet sound of coffee ready! brb

[Garrett]

Can't beat that? French vanilla, Mags?

[fast]

Does anyone see Garrett? I can hear him. I believe he, Scooby and Shaggy has fought their fears and entered the haunted house alone. What might they discover?

[Magdlyn]

Dont you know I like Vanilla Spice Body Butter, but prefer my coffee less frou frou?

Do you think we should get back to talking about god?

[Garrett]

...oh god...

[Garrett]

Everyone, I have no idea what thread I'm on. Sue me.

[Zelda]

Forget it Garrett, I think you just went to the Loser Thread.

[ofro]

Good grief, Garret's going gaga?

[Goldie]

For Goodness sakes! Can't you people keep it together? ;)

[Magdlyn]

Hello Goldie. You just went backwards in the alphabet. Off to LOSERS with ya! :D

(yeah I stole Zelda's color, sue me)

[Goldie]

I did! My apologies!

[Magdlyn]

Just be more careful in the future and no one will get hurt.

[Zelda]

Keep using my color Magdlyn and I'll use you're favorite color.

[HAMMER]

lovely colors

[Magdlyn]

Mags always uses blue for Eddie quotes.

[Garrett]

Not coherent.

Not colorful.

Not caring.

[HAMMER]

Mags always uses blue for Eddie quotes.

Oh? Do you always refer to yourself in the third person?

[fast]

Pay attention to the subtleties, and we might even notice the spooky version of fourth person.

[HAMMER]

Que?

[Magdlyn]

Rational responses expected on this thread. English preferred, but not required.

[Garrett]

Shut up.

[Zelda]

Tomorrow maybe but not right now.

[Garrett]

Un-fucking-real. Shut up now instead.

[Zelda]

Very funny..How about..NO!!!

[Magdlyn]

Where were you raised, Garrett? In a barn?

[Garrett]

Xactly what are you implying?

[HAMMER]

You would think that whatever it is that she is implying would be obvious, even to a TAFFER!

[Magdlyn]

Zebras are black and white and I think my meaning was just that clear, Garrett.

*doesnt know what a taffer is*

[Garrett]

As you should know, taffer (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Taffer) is a word invented by LGS.

[HAMMER]

By the way, I just edited my way out of the LOSER thread. I guess I'm not as chivalrous as Garrett.

[Magdlyn]

Crap, Me too!

[Garrett]

Damn it, I don't know what's going on, and I don't like that.

[HAMMER]

Ever so redundant, a quality of thieves I suppose.

[Garrett]

Fuck, redundancy is necessary to drive a point into a hammer brain.

I didn't make the rules.

Thx, Zelda.

[ofro]

Good job, Garrett, editing your way out, too.

[Magdlyn]

Hey ofro, nice to see you.

[HAMMER]

I always enjoy seeing you also

[Garrett]

Just sayin, me too.

[HAMMER]

Kiss ass...

[Magdlyn]

Ladies don't like that kind of language.

[Garrett]

Most grateful for the return of my lighter, Zelda.

[HAMMER]

No problem, wait.....Am I HAMMER right now?

[Garrett]

Oh no! Shared accounts! Can we withstand?

[HAMMER]

Probably, TR folk are resilient.

[Zelda]

Quiet, you are giving me a Headache.

[fast]

Ready to rumble.

[Magdlyn]

Sweet

[Garrett]

That's it. Put up or shut up.

[Zelda]

*Urinates all over fast*

[Garrett]

Very photogenic!

[Zelda]

wet the bed..Sorry.

[Garrett]

Xtra news: tell that to Hammer!

[David B]

Zoroastrianism appears to have a god referred to as 'wise lord', implying maleness.

David B (gets the thread back on track:D)

[Garrett]

Another myth, so what. Logic suggests that God must be female.

[Brother Daniel]

But what could "female" or "male" possibly mean, in reference to a transcendental (and thus non-biological) entity?

[Magdlyn]

Campbell and Jung speak of gods as archetypes or projected human psychological states.

[Tawny]

Doubtful I will ever understand what you are talking about ....

[fast]

Ever so gently removes Zelda's arm from around me as she sleeps.

<wonders, how in the hell did I not see that coming?>

[Magdlyn]

fast is back

[Garrett]

Give him a bath - he smells like urine.

[fast]

Halloween is right around the corner. I'll fit in.

[Memoria]

That's it. Put up or shut up.

Isn't that put out or shut up?http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0090.gif

[Garrett]

Just now thinking that Memoria is in an interesting mood this morning.

[Memoria]

Keeping a good woman down is hard.

[Magdlyn]

kudos to her "interesting" mood

speaking from a purely Jungian archetypical pov of course

[Memoria]

kudos to her "interesting" mood

speaking from a purely Jungian archetypical pov of course

LOSER!!

[Brother Daniel]

Merely a simu-post. Like what happened to me and Jon on page 1.

[Garrett]

Not again! lol

[Brother Daniel]

Naturally, I was taking the "LOSER!" announcement as the "L" post of the current sequence...

[Memoria]

On one level it was. Losers!!

[Brother Daniel]

Picky, picky, picky.

[Garrett]

Perhaps you're mistaken, and we're all winners here.

[Garrett]

Quit doing that, Daniel! :(

[Brother Daniel]

Quick, Garrett! Edit your post before anyone adds another one! Oops, too late.

[Brother Daniel]

ROFL!

[Memoria]

:rolleyes:
Stop, it's really gettin' old guys.

[Brother Daniel]

So who's the loser now, eh?

[Garrett]

That's not so - it doesn't bother the old guys at all.

[Memoria]

So who's the loser now, eh?
Unless I'm mistaken, my post is in before yours.

[Brother Daniel]

Very clever, there, editing your post from an "R" to an "S", and pretending you had a different reason for editing. But you can't fool me that easily.

[ofro]

What's going on with all this editing? Can't you check the preview button?

[Memoria]

Wha?!?!



(Damn)

[Brother Daniel]

Xacting standards lacking ITT.

[Memoria]

What's going on with all this editing? Can't you check the preview button?

You rat!!

[Magdlyn]

Zippers. On pants

(whatsamattah nobody had the balls to do the Z?)

[Memoria]

Apparently not.

[David B]

Are there ways of avoiding crossed posts?

David B

[David B]

bloody Hell, my post was answered before I posted it!

[Memoria]

Can't keep up?

[David B]

D'oh

David B

[Memoria]

Evil laugh:devil:

[HAMMER]

Fucking hell!! No way I can put you ALL into LOSERS!
Might as well make this thread a LOSERS subforum, and BD seems to be doing the best
( or worst ) so he's in charge.

[fast]

G spot

[Magdlyn]

Hello!

[HAMMER]

Ignores fast and says hello to Mags ( because at least she has a capitalized name, plus she's not too hard on the eyes );)

[Magdlyn]

Joyfully grabs your hammer

(no, i didnt just go there did I)

(goes to hell)

[HAMMER]

*Kinda likes it*
*Saves Magdlyn from eternal torture with my magically looong Hammer which she grabs onto and climbs back up*

[Garrett]

lol

[Magdlyn]

Made a mistake. Thought he was you

[Memoria]

Never call one man by another one's name!

[Zelda]

oops you did it again.

[Garrett]

practice makes perfect

[fast]

Quietly walks the shore looking for my lost shaker of salt.

[HAMMER]

*Readily kicks sand onto a stray salt shaker*

[Memoria]

Sorry guys, I gots to go!

[HAMMER]

That's too bad

[Brother Daniel]

Understandable, though, with all the abuse she gets around here.

[Magdlyn]

oops you did it again.

uh oh

[Garrett]

Very typical of Brother "the cross-poster" Daniel.

[HAMMER]

Very good Mags

[Garrett]

Well shit, Hammer. Wait your turn.

[Brother Daniel]

Xcuuuuuuuuuuse me!

[HAMMER]

Xenophobiac

[Garrett]

xactly when will 11:01 end?

[HAMMER]

Yesterday?

[Brother Daniel]

Zowie! We got a triple X!

[fast]

And another round begins

[Brother Daniel]

Bring it on!

[Garrett]

Be careful, everyone.

[Brother Daniel]

* cackles with glee *

[HAMMER]

Can't something be done?

[Autodidact]

Don't see how.

[fast]

Echoes my question through the valley to Hammer: When you see a beautiful woman reaching out in your direction, do you look behind you to see if she’s reaching out for another, or do you have the confidence to gaze steadfast into her eyes and capture her heart with all your charms?

[Garrett]

Fast, I bet he would just hold tighter the beautiful woman at his side.

[fast]

Garrett, if he messes with the saltshaker again, the women reaching out will be that very woman--but no longer at his side.

[Magdlyn]

Hey, who wants some Reposado? It's not too early.

[HAMMER]

How did I do this to myself?

[HAMMER]

How did I do this to myself?

I do! I'm old enough I swear!

[Garrett]

^ Just sounds like Zelda made that post.

[fast]

Kares enough to resind my last statement. Hi Hammer!

[HAMMER]

Like, hi.

[fast]

Man, I give you one my best hi's I got, and that's all I get in return?

[Zelda]

No complaining at least you got a Hi back, Right.

[fast]

Oh I know. It's just that I had such high expectations from those you have trained to be great like yourself.

[Zelda]

Peeing on you didn't change you'r mind about me being great?

[Garrett]

Quite the opposite, maybe.

[Zelda]

Right!!

[fast]

Save it. You know that was just your way of showing you care. No one has ever done that to me before.

[Garrett]

Then I guess you never changed a boy's diaper.

[Zelda]

Unsure how to respond to all that!

[fast]

Version two: Um, I think I better quit while I'm disillusioning myself to be ahead.

[Garrett]

Why did Hammer pee on me?

[Zelda]

Whatever you say.

[Magdlyn]

X-rated!

and I'm not even in it! :notworthy:

[Matty]

Zelda should be doing this one

[Garrett]

Actually, having Zelda here makes it easier for anyone to skate past the Z.

[Zelda]

*Blushing*

[Autodidact]

Cute when you blush, Zelda.

[Zelda]

Don't know what to say to that.

[Garrett]

Especially since you pee on people but don't blush about that. :rolleyes:

[fast]

Fast, drenched in the desire to learn of the dark secrets in my presence.

[Zelda]

Good one Garrett....NOT!!

[Garrett]

Hurriedly casts an anti-scrying spell.

[ofro]

In my opinion, that will not work.

[Zelda]

Just wait and see!!

[Magdlyn]

Krazy people!

*pretends she doesn't know them*

[HAMMER]

Lunatics!

*Pretends not to know myself*

[Magdlyn]

Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Trying not to scream

[Matty]

no idea what the fuck you guys are on about.

[HAMMER]

Ohhhh:wiggle:
roll roll roll a joint
lick it at the seams
light it up
take a puff
then pass it to me:smokin:

[David B]

Please!! Hammer, you are forgetting your manners

David B

[HAMMER]

Wait a minute, I have manners?

[Magdlyn]

Xtremely good manners, b/c you passed it to me. Yes, your manners have improved a lot.

[Zelda]

You thinks so ? I think he's learning at least one manner each day.

[Magdlyn]

Zelda says and Zelda knows. Hammer no longer offends in every way.

Just in a few ways. :wizard:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxblmM65vWg

[Zelda]

Absolutely true Magdlyn, But with you're help of course.LOL

[Magdlyn]

*bakes some shortbread cookies for good boys with good manners*

[Matty]

can someone tell me what happened to qrstuv in the last round?

[Magdlyn]

Damn. Hammer lost. Oh baby.

Gained manners but lost his mind.

[Autodidact]

Even Hammer loses it sometimes.

[Matty]

FFS :)

[fast]

Gee, I was walking through the forest with my dick in my hand. I'm a mean motherfucker; I'm a jungle man. Well, I looked into the tree, and what did I see? I saw a hundred naked ladies looking down on me. I fucked 98 till my balls turned blue. Then I turned around and fucked the other two.

[fast]

Hell, I looked into the tree, and what did I see? I saw a two-ton pussy just a pissin' on me. Let's rock!

[fast]

I picked up a rock. I hit her in the crock. That little bitch was doin' the jungle rock. Let's reel! Reelin' and a rockin', rollin' to the break of dawn!

[Garrett]

Just put the meds down and back away, fast.

[fast]

"k"

[Memoria]

Lame ^.

[Garrett]

^Memoria

[Memoria]

Noob^

[Zelda]

Opposite of Noob if you are talking about Garrett, He's been here for a long time.

[fast]

Noob^

Pleased to announce that though I am a noob here, I know darn near everyone.

[Memoria]

Queers ^

[Zelda]

^ Running at the mouth i see.

[fast]

Sand storm

[Zelda]

Turn on a T.V or something fast.

[fast]

Underdog, I am, I see.

[Zelda]

^*Verge of kicking you're Ass*

[fast]

Well, if nothing else, it will teach me not to get on your nerves.

<off to find T.V. Remote>

[Zelda]

Xerox you's butt or something, Don't pick on me.

[fast]

You're so lucky Garrett is holding me back! You just wait till Mags here's about this. Oh wait, oh hell, she might help you.

shit.

PS: don't instill in me irrational fears of Xerox machines. Thank you.

[Zelda]

*zeros out everything you just said*

[fast]

And you strike me down yet again. I just can't win with you.

[Garrett]

And here we are again!

All safe and sound.

[Zelda]

Better watch out us Girls have to stick together.
I'm talking to the both of you.

[fast]

Can't believe it!

'bout time I got you like you always do to me, Garrett

[Zelda]

cuz you cross posted ohhh.

[fast]

Better watch out us Girls have to stick together.
I'm talking to the both of you.

Didn't you know that Mags ain't a girl?

[Garrett]

Did you ever think it was because we changed places?

[Zelda]

Exceptions always made to you i guess.(well not always)

[Magdlyn]

Didn't you know that Mags ain't a girl?

Fuck me, what's that supposed to mean?

[fast]

Didn't you know that Mags ain't a girl?

Fuck me, what's that supposed to mean?

Gee, it sounds like an invitation, but if you're asking what I meant, then I think you know you'll always be a dream lover to me--bb

[Zelda]

Better watch out us Girls have to stick together.
I'm talking to the both of you.

Didn't you know that Mags ain't a girl?

here's an idea..Get off you'r high Horse dude.

[fast]

I think you misunderstand, Zelda--she is a lady.

[fast]

Just to keep the peace

--slowly gets off saddle

[Zelda]

keep down the bullshit then and we have a deal.

[Magdlyn]

liking fast can be an acquired taste...

[Garrett]

Keep out of Zelda's way. She bites.

[fast]

Let me tell her Mags so she doesn't get the wrong impression of me --just about the alphabet thread, that is.

[fast]

Keep out of Zelda's way. She bites.Man, you're telling me. I like her screen name, though. Very cool.

[Autodidact]

Not sure if I like the tone of this round.

[Magdlyn]

Oh now we have K L, K L, M

[Autodidact]

Perfect--it's not.

[fast]

Not sure if I like the tone of this round.
Quickly I say, only because I didn't know when to shut up. I owe Zelda big time for putting up with me.


Good night all.

[Zelda]

Recognize..lol Just kidding.

[fast]

Sweet!

[Autodidact]

Ta ta, all, going to bed now.

[Zelda]

Until tomorrow then.

[Garrett]

Very good morning everyone. Well, it's a workday, but what can you do.

[ofro]

Workday you said. Is that a reason to get up?

[Magdlyn]

Xerxes succeeded Darius the Great.


Or not. I could be making that up.


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[ofro]

Y not!

[Garrett]

zzz...! I was sleeping and then I woke up.

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