^ < v game

[Memoria]

Ok, here's da rulez:
^ Say something about the poster before you.
< Say something about yourself.
v Say something about the poster below you.

Got it?

^ There is no one above me!
< Therefore I am the best!
v You are beneath my...post.

(ok, that was kinda feeble but hey, it's the first post:dunno:)

[HAMMER]

^memoria is a sexy bitch
<I am a sexy bitch
vYou are jealous of our sexiness

[Memoria]

^ Can't argue with the logic.
< Posting while nekkid.
v Has to take a little break to take care of something that came up ;)

[HAMMER]

Empty E-void, please ignore.

[Zelda]

^ Memoria does not know how to spell
< Makes HAMMER sleep on the couch tonight
v Likes me

[Garrett]

^ short and sassy
> barefoot
v afraid of spiders

[Memoria]

^ Lies a lot.
< Wouldn't make Garrett sleep on the couch.
v Has to sleep on the floor.

[HAMMER]

^ Freaking angel, never lies
< Takes the floor over the couch
v Probally hates me

[Memoria]

^ Can't spell either.
< Pwned ddd (wouldn't you like to know how ;) ?)
v Eats baloney straight out of the package.

[Zelda]

^ Is an Dork
> slaps HAMMER
V Don't care if they like me or not

[Brother Daniel]

^ Dreadful tease.
< Yes, I'd like to know how.
v Sings Britney Spears songs in the shower.

ETA: Oops! Cross-post. This was aimed at Memoria, not Zelda.

[Garrett]

^ cross-posts a lot
< figured out which arrow to use
v trouble maker

[Zelda]

^ Is a sexy Bitch
> Decides HAMMER is too sexy, and can't let him sleep on the couch
V Is a bigger trouble maker them me

[Memoria]

^ Thinks collecting keys is fun.
< Thinks a gin & tonic would be pretty good right now.
v Secretly loves watching the Winnie the Pooh movie.

[Garrett]

^ is happy alot
< is confused alot
v is smarter than I am

[Brother Daniel]

^ Is smarter than I am
< Likes paradoxes
v Finds paradoxes boring

[HAMMER]

^ Is mistaken about me
< See my up arrow
v posted after me

[Memoria]

^ Likes copying the phonebook.
< Will never give away pwn'g secrets.
v Chews gum found stuck under tables.

[Garrett]

^ is in invisible mode
< needs to clean his room
v likes pets

[HAMMER]

^ Needs to clean my room
< Needs to clean my room
v Needs to clean my room?

[Memoria]

^ Should clean my room.
< Just spilled a billion styrofoam packing pellets on the floor.
v Will pay you to clean my room.

[Zelda]

^ Will pay you more to clean my room
> Hates cleaning own room
v Asking to clean My room...Please?

[Garrett]

^ turn out the lights and your room will look just fine
< ...
v likes cashews

[Memoria]

^ Wants to learn to square-dance.
< Doesn't see a billion styrofoam packing pellets on the floor (lalalaalalalala)
v Has strange rash in the shape on Bolivia on the butt.

[Zelda]

^ has a lot of styrofoam
> Am happy
V Is A self centered person

[Memoria]

^ Should get out more.
< Is wondering what to do with seven garbage bags full of stryrofoam & the 5 perfectly good backpacks / bookbags I found in my room.
v Tells himself jokes he's never heard before.

[Garrett]

^ told a joke
< doesn't get it
v neither do you

[Zelda]

^ Is a crazy man.
< Likes this color.
v still plays with My Little Pony.

[Memoria]

^ Wants to "do" the pope.
< Wants to be the pope.
v Wants to poop.

[Tawny]

^ Made me laugh
< Wishes her ex would bugger off
V Is a girlie girl

[Memoria]

^ Has a sweet avatar.
< Shocked that anyone would call her a girlie girl.
v Will bugger Tawny's ex for food.

[Tawny]

^ Can go for it!
< Has nearly finished for the day
V Feels the need for chocolate

[Brother Daniel]

^ can have all my milk chocolate (though that preference is bizarre)
< will take dark chocolate in exchange (awesomely yummy!)
v doesn't like chocolate at all (which is beyond bizarre)

[dug_down_deep]

^ just killed the thread
< spent the day killing a thread
V is a thread

[Garrett]

^ gets bored easily
< worked hard today
v has secrets

[Magdlyn]

^ knows some of my secrets
< is tired of her dh
V hungry

[Zelda]

^ Is awesome
> I am Hungry
V Is Selfish

[Garrett]

^ smart
< stupid
v scared

[jess]

^ right
< scared
v fun

[dug_down_deep]

^ intense
< subdued
V cogent

[Memoria]

^ Shaves his entire body.
< Is suddenly craving a lemon pie.
v Shoves lover's head under the covers & farts.

[HAMMER]

^ Only came here to start trouble
< Kinda wants to help
v dislikes me for giving Dutch Ovens to my GF

[dug_down_deep]

^ Reminds me of Ernest Borgnine
< Reminds me of myself
V Reminds me of bacon

[Brother Daniel]

^ God. (About time I reminded people.)
< scatterbrain.
v overachiever.

[Garrett]

^ short
< shorter
v shortest

[HAMMER]

^ Reminds me of Ernest Borgnine
< Reminds me of myself
V Reminds me of bacon

( I didn't see that this was illegal )

^ Gives me too much credit
< wishes I was that jolly at 91
v is going to praise me highly

[Garrett]

^ isn't so bad
< is very bad
v beyond bad

[Zelda]

^ is worse then me
< Thinks she should stop coming to TR
V Is liked here more then me

[HAMMER]

^ I am?
< Is better than Garrett
v DEFINITELY liked more thAn me

[Magdlyn]

^ cute
< pure
v horny

[Memoria]

^ Speaks the truth.
< Blushes easily.
v Follows strangers down dark alleys.

[Garrett]

^ knows about dark alleys
< good at troubleshooting
v likes to fight

[HAMMER]

^ right about one thing
< what Garrett said:mad:
v fyc mu etiy MDH I'm cyaemj

[dug_down_deep]

^ likes to fight more
< likes to sleep more
V likes Roger Moore

[Garrett]

^ strong wit
< strong opinions
v strong BO

[Narvi]

^ will start playing Demolition Derby daily.
< good-natured PITA :D
v will play Demolition Derby daily.

:D (It really does work better with a small crowd...)

[Magdlyn]

^ pimp
< primps
v perp

[Fuzzy Fungi]

^ Your username is Magdlyn
< My username is Fuzzy Fungi
v your post is #59 in this thread.

[Garrett]

^ factual
< functional
v fictional

[Magdlyn]

^ mixed up
< magdalen
v maudlin

[Garrett]

^ better
< bitter
V butter batter

[Memoria]

^ Nutty tasting
< Has to go to work :(
v Likes to squish grapes between his / her toes.

[James T]

^ there
< here
v nowhere

[Memoria]

^ Loves custard-filled donuts in a special way.
< Loves custard-filled donuts in a special way.
v Fills custard-filled donuts in a special way.

[Zelda]

^ Weird
< Weird
V Weird

[Memoria]

^ Boring.
< Bored.
v Broad.

[Garrett]

^ has to go to work
< gets a day off
v likes to get off

[Memoria]

^ Lies some of the time.
< Has the night off.
v Is sitting in a vat of whipped cream right now.

[Garrett]

^ happy for her!
< shifting gears
v gets confused sometimes

[Memoria]

^ Posts while driving?!?
< Doesn't drive @ all.
v Drives everybody crazy.

[Magdlyn]

^ chatty
< comfy
v colorful

[Garrett]

^ multi-faceted
< enigmatic
v unknown

[Memoria]

^ Enigma.
< Riddle.
v Puzzled.

[Garrett]

^ invented a good game
< likes to play that game
v wants to play

[Memoria]

^ http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/party/party0030.gif
< http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/happy/happy0011.gif
v http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/confused/confused0036.gif

[Magdlyn]

^ perky
< puking
v perturbed

[Garrett]

^ hungry
< food source
v diabetic

[Memoria]

^ Give me some sugar.
< Ain't no diabetic.
v Sour.

[Memoria]

^ That's me.
< Wants to bump this thread.
v Makes the next post.

[Zelda]

^ eats bugs
< Hates Bugs
V Collects Bugs

[Garrett]

^ bitch!
< bitch...
v bitch?

[HAMMER]

^ Looks tasty
< Zelda only eatery
v Wants to rock and roll all night ( and potty every day )

[Memoria]

^ For you (http://www.nippazwithattitude.com/music.html)
< For me (http://www.freerice.com/index.php)
v For you (http://www.angryalien.com/)

[Starburst - Halloween Sock]

^ charitable
< juicy and sweet
v post #85

[Garrett]

^ strange
< stranger
v strangest

[Magdlyn]

^ gone?
< back
v missing

[Garrett]

^ lovable
< despicable
v desirable

[Memoria]

^ Lies a lot.
< Lies occasionally.
v Lies for lulz.

[Big Hunk - Halloween Sock]

^ Bitch
< N00b, not-a-sock
v Has no idea what lulz means

[Memoria]

^ More chunk than hunk.
< Still posts while nekkid.
v Eats mayo outta the jar with his / her fingers.

[Garrett]

^ went commando
< briefs
v boxers

[Memoria]

^ Likes commando.
< Likes nekkid.
v Likes Rambo.

[Garrett]

^ posts nekkid
< spreads rumors
v changes subject

[Memoria]

^ Skeered.
< Respectful-ishy.
v Gibbers.

[Garrett]

^ has a dark side
< lives in the shadows
v afraid of the dark

[HAMMER]

^ Green
< Eggs
V Ham

[Garrett]

^ previous
< current
v subsequent

[dug_down_deep]

^ up
< left
V down

[ofro]

^ left
< down
V hyper

[Garrett]

^ likes to drink beer
< wants to smoke pot
v needs fetishes satisfied

[Magdlyn]

^ tempting
< forced to post
v Democrat

[dug_down_deep]

^ independent
< marginal
V swing

[Garrett]

^ busy
< tired
v bored

[Magdlyn]

^ sleeping
< waiting
V cat on lap

[Garrett]

^ satisfying
< satisfied
V satisfactory

[Memoria]

^ Yes.
< No.
v Maybe.

[Garrett]

^ could've
< would've
v should've

[Memoria]

^ http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0072.gif
< http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/innocent/innocent0006.gif
v http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sign/sign0004.gif

[Memoria]

^ will work for milk.
< me, bumping this thread.
v gonna say something witty, I just know it.

[Goldie]

^itty bitty kitty kitty
<itty bitty
v livin' large

[Memoria]

^ Sexy.
< Stodgy.
v Slippery.

[Stout Drinker]

^ Prolific Poster

< Sporatic Poster

v Bitchy Poster

[Garrett]

^ drinker
< stinker
v thinker

[Memoria]

^ Needs a good frobbing.
< Thinking about what a frobbing feels like.
v Will frob for food.

[Garrett]

^ frobber
< taffer
V fnorder