Welcome, you idiots.

[Angry Old Cannibal - Halloween Sock]

It's about fucking time you got here, what were you waiting for your carriage, princess? Jeezis.

Tell us a little about yourself, if you're not too busy wasting air. Like how many pounds of steak muscle are you packing in those legs? For instance...

[Virgin Mary - Halloween Sock]

Oh look, it appears I have appeared in the wainscotting of this ballroom! :)

Bless the Lord, O My Soul! :notworthy:

[Virgin Mary - Halloween Sock]

Mind your language, Mr. Cannibal. I could recommend a set of rosary beads and some lovely prayer if you like ...

[Angry Old Cannibal - Halloween Sock]

You think I care, sister? I prefer salt and pepper.

Virgin tastes like veal, I've heard. Unless you hang it in the sun for a few days. Then it tastes like beef jerky.

[Flying Spaghetti Monster - Halloween Sock]

<flies in, with a great rush of wings, dripping tomato sauce>

Greetings, my children!

Let there be beer! Let there be candy!

<creates a beer volcano and candy-trees, ex nihilo>

[Angry Old Cannibal - Halloween Sock]

It's pretty goddamned disappointing to find pasta when you're looking for bushmeat. Now stop flapping those wings in my face, or I'll invite you on my next hunting trip.

[Brittney Spears - Halloween Sock]

like wow. How did I get here? And what's that terrible taste in my mouth?

[Buddy Christ - Halloween Sock]

Would someone be so kind as to scoot me away from the stairs? I'm feeling a bit nervous here.

[Brittney Spears - Halloween Sock]

Damn Mr Spaghetti Monster, that's really good. Did you make me? And can you make cocaine in a baggie?

[dancer_rnb]

<flies in, with a great rush of wings, dripping tomato sauce>

Greetings, my children!

Let there be beer! Let there be candy!

<creates a beer volcano and candy-trees, ex nihilo>

Isn't something missing? Some sort of factory?

[Flying Spaghetti Monster - Halloween Sock]

Britney, yes, I did. I came up with the idea for humans right not all that long after I created the first beer volcano, which, naturally, required extensive testing.


... What?

The stripper factory, dancer? I thought of it, but considering present company, I wasn't sure it was necessary.

[Alien Anthropologist - Halloween Sock]

I have quite obviously stumbled into the right place and the right time.

[Alien Anthropologist - Halloween Sock]

Britney, yes, I did. I came up with the idea for humans right not all that long after I created the first beer volcano, which, naturally, required extensive testing.


... What?

The stripper factory, dancer? I thought of it, but considering present company, I wasn't sure it was necessary.

On my home planet, we have had several ideological conflicts between the adherents of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (known to us as the Levitating Lasagna Lizard) and the Invisible Pink Unicorn (known to us as Wilma for some odd reason). An entire continent of my homeworld is a nuclear (or as the USA's soon to be VP would say 'nucular') wasteland because of the undying enimity between these two opposing religions.

I can only hope that here on the garden planet that you fortunate people call home, such dire consequences can be avoided.

[Mae West - Halloween Sock]

Would someone be so kind as to scoot me away from the stairs? I'm feeling a bit nervous here.
Let me help you, Mr. Christ. Just follow me.
I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

[Pogue Mahone - Halloween Sock]

I've got the munchies so bad! Where'd that guy with the spaghetti all over himself go to?

[Alien Anthropologist - Halloween Sock]

Would someone be so kind as to scoot me away from the stairs? I'm feeling a bit nervous here.
Let me help you, Mr. Christ. Just follow me.
I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Spread your WINGS?

[Starburst - Halloween Sock]

Where's the candy?

Here, have some starburst!

http://stevegarufi.com/starburst13.jpg

[Mae West - Halloween Sock]

Interesting name, Pogue Mahone. Under the right circumstances, I may consider it.

[Mae West - Halloween Sock]

Would someone be so kind as to scoot me away from the stairs? I'm feeling a bit nervous here.
Let me help you, Mr. Christ. Just follow me.
I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Spread your WINGS?

Among other things.

[Alien Anthropologist - Halloween Sock]

Let me help you, Mr. Christ. Just follow me.
I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Spread your WINGS?

Among other things.

I have always admired your mammalian characteristics.
So round.
So firm.
So fully packed.

[Mae West - Halloween Sock]

Spread your WINGS?

Among other things.

I have always admired your mammalian characteristics.
So round.
So firm.
So fully packed.

Any time you got nothing to do--and lots of time to do it--come on up and see me sometime.

[Jesus Christ - Halloween Sock]

<flies in, with a great rush of wings, dripping tomato sauce>

Greetings, my children!

Let there be beer! Let there be candy!

<creates a beer volcano and candy-trees, ex nihilo>

Hey FSM! Whazzup?

Haven't seen you since Zeus' Big Beer Bust last year ;)

[Flying Spaghetti Monster - Halloween Sock]

I've got the munchies so bad! Where'd that guy with the spaghetti all over himself go to?
Here!

Eating spaghetti is, of course, a sacrament. Let there be pasta!

[[serious]]

Disguise, I'm doin it wrong.

[Nadiine - Halloween Sock]

I think I made a really big mistake in coming here.

I wanted to see how the other half lives :( not to be insulted and called names

I'm being persecuted for my faith. O woe is me

[Flying Spaghetti Monster - Halloween Sock]

On my home planet, we have had several ideological conflicts between the adherents of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (known to us as the Levitating Lasagna Lizard) and the Invisible Pink Unicorn (known to us as Wilma for some odd reason). An entire continent of my homeworld is a nuclear (or as the USA's soon to be VP would say 'nucular') wasteland because of the undying enimity between these two opposing religions.

I can only hope that here on the garden planet that you fortunate people call home, such dire consequences can be avoided.
<sigh> Such a shame! I keep telling people not to organize anything but parties, but will they listen? Turn your back on them for few centuries to work on a new solar system and they'll have hierarchies, asceticism, and holy wars before you know it.

Disorganized religion is the only kind I really can get behind.

[Flying Spaghetti Monster - Halloween Sock]

Hey FSM! Whazzup?

Haven't seen you since Zeus' Big Beer Bust last year ;)
Hey! Those Maenads sure got wild, didn't they? I wonder if he regrets letting Bacchus do the catering?

[Eve - Halloween Sock]

Well hello, FSM. You look a bit like a friend of mine. Love the noodly appendages, babe.

[Flying Spaghetti Monster - Halloween Sock]

Eve! How are you and Adam getting on these days?

[Eve - Halloween Sock]

Oh, him. Waste of space, if you ask me. Lilith agrees - we're very good friends now. He so lied to me about her.

[Anne Boleyn - Halloween Sock]

I have bought a touch of class to the proceedings.....

[LeeD - Halloween Sock]

I have bought a touch of class to the proceedings.....

I hear you'll really bring things to a HEAD!

[Anne Boleyn - Halloween Sock]

References to such things are cruel young man.

[Virgin Mary - Halloween Sock]

<flies in, with a great rush of wings, dripping tomato sauce>

Greetings, my children!

Let there be beer! Let there be candy!

<creates a beer volcano and candy-trees, ex nihilo>

My Darling NEPHEW!!! How goes the new religion, ducks?

[Alien Anthropologist - Halloween Sock]

The FSM is Mary's nephew?

This explains many mysteries.

[LeeD - Halloween Sock]

References to such things are cruel young man.

Sorry, just trying to figure out how we can make out. And also how I can get you to visit my fun community websites, you not having attached eyes or anything.

[Virgin Mary - Halloween Sock]

I think I made a really big mistake in coming here.

I wanted to see how the other half lives :( not to be insulted and called names

I'm being persecuted for my faith. O woe is me

Oh well Sabrina. Serves you right! :D

[Virgin Mary - Halloween Sock]

Oh, him. Waste of space, if you ask me. Lilith agrees - we're very good friends now. He so lied to me about her.

It's all right Dear. You can be forgiven. :)
My Son really needs a good woman behind Him these days .... besides His Mum of course ... interested?

[The Other Michael - Halloween Sock]

With an electric butt plug? What else can a woman do behind?

[Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock]

:wave: I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words Bother me.

[Frank the Bunny - Halloween Sock]

*whispers*
Hello, Pooh.

[Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock]

*whispers*
Hello, Pooh.

:wave:
"Rabbit," said Pooh to himself. "I like talking to Rabbit. He talks about sensible things. He doesn't use long, difficult words, like Owl. He uses short, easy words, like 'What about lunch?' and 'Help yourself, Pooh'."

[Flying Spaghetti Monster - Halloween Sock]

My Darling NEPHEW!!! How goes the new religion, ducks?
Aunt Miriam!

It couldn't be better! It's so much easier starting a new religion than it was in the old days, with the printing press, the Internet, and all.

[Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock]

^ Lunch! Do you perhaps have some honey to go with that?

[Swarte Piet - Halloween Sock]

Have some pepernoten, cute little bear.

[RnR lulz kid - Halloween Sock]

Just stop posting! Lollers!!!

[Goldie]

post

[The Other Michael - Halloween Sock]

You have ignored an OAN.

You will be banned.

[RnR lulz kid - Halloween Sock]

You have ignored an OAN.

You will be banned.

Imaginary Mark will give me his password and I'll just come back! LullllllZZZZZ!!!!

[Eve - Halloween Sock]

Sorry Mary. Not that I totally hate men, I'm sure your boy is a nice guy. But I've been rather put off him by that whole "second Adam (http://www.google.com/search?q=second+adam)" angle. One was bad enough, I don't need to be reminded of that spineless self-important blame-shifting small-appendaged blowhard.

[Frank the Bunny - Halloween Sock]

You think I care, sister? I prefer salt and pepper.

Virgin tastes like veal, I've heard. Unless you hang it in the sun for a few days. Then it tastes like beef jerky.

*Whispers*
Good thing you don't eat rabbit. I might be a little much for you.

[Pogue Mahone - Halloween Sock]

am i here yet?

[The Other Michael - Halloween Sock]

You have ignored an OAN.

You will be banned.

Imaginary Mark will give me his password and I'll just come back! LullllllZZZZZ!!!!

You and all your socks will be banned.

Go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass go.

Do not collect your $200.

[RnR lulz kid - Halloween Sock]

You and all your socks will be banned.

Go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass go.

Do not collect your $200.

Yo ToM, how come Talk Rationalize hasn't made you head admin yet? LAWL!!!!111!!!

Why aren't there any Town Hall threads about me. :(

[The Other Michael - Halloween Sock]

Because you are just not that interesting.

Go make a sock and complain that no one talks about you.

[Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock]

You think I care, sister? I prefer salt and pepper.

Virgin tastes like veal, I've heard. Unless you hang it in the sun for a few days. Then it tastes like beef jerky.

*Whispers*
Good thing you don't eat rabbit. I might be a little much for you.

I eat rabbit! >pokes rabbit in the eye.

[Malaclypse the Younger - Halloween Sock]

'Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.

[[/serious]]

Now in sooper secrit disguise!

no one will guess who I am!

[Frank the Bunny - Halloween Sock]

You think I care, sister? I prefer salt and pepper.

Virgin tastes like veal, I've heard. Unless you hang it in the sun for a few days. Then it tastes like beef jerky.

*Whispers*
Good thing you don't eat rabbit. I might be a little much for you.

I eat rabbit! >pokes rabbit in the eye.


*whispers*
Ow.
Talk about kicking a man when he's down.:mad:;)

[Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock]

Have some pepernoten, cute little bear.
Yum!

[Virgin Mary - Halloween Sock]

My Darling NEPHEW!!! How goes the new religion, ducks?
Aunt Miriam!

It couldn't be better! It's so much easier starting a new religion than it was in the old days, with the printing press, the Internet, and all.

We've come a Long Way Baby!! ;)

[Virgin Mary - Halloween Sock]

With an electric butt plug? What else can a woman do behind?

You see how holy and dignified I bear Myself up under reproach?
It provides Proof that I Am, Indeed, The Genuine Article. :wave: :)

[Joan of Arc - Halloween Sock]

I am fully devoted to our Lord and Savior, oh Holy Mary, Mother of God. I am available, virginal, French, and Hot. And since we all know that God does not support the British... I imagine I should be right up his alley.

[The Other Michael - Halloween Sock]

With an electric butt plug? What else can a woman do behind?

You see how holy and dignified I bear Myself up under reproach?
It provides Proof that I Am, Indeed, The Genuine Article. :wave: :)

Which one are you again?

http://workingclassautopsy.com/di_prods.jpg

[Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock]

*Whispers*
Good thing you don't eat rabbit. I might be a little much for you.

I eat rabbit! >pokes rabbit in the eye.


*whispers*
Ow.
Talk about kicking a man when he's down.:mad:;)


It is awfully hard to be b-b-brave, when you're only a Very Small Animal.


Don't be sad.

[Malaclypse the Younger - Halloween Sock]

It's about fucking time you got here, what were you waiting for your carriage, princess? Jeezis.

Tell us a little about yourself, if you're not too busy wasting air. Like how many pounds of steak muscle are you packing in those legs? For instance...

The answer to your question is FIVE TONS OF FLAX!

[Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock]

I'm stuffed with fluff.

[Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock]

I am fully devoted to our Lord and Savior, oh Holy Mary, Mother of God. I am available, virginal, French, and Hot. And since we all know that God does not support the British... I imagine I should be right up his alley.

I'm not British and I like hanging out in alleys. Come with me lassie, I'll introduce you to the Matanuska Milf.