Taking Back All Hallows E'en

[Virgin Mary - Halloween Sock]

Since All Hallowed E'en began as the "Christmas Eve" of All Saints' Day, so to speak, I hereby declare that the holy and sanctified saints of the Holy Roman Mother Church, the one catholic and apostolic faith whose kingdom shall never end, shall take back Hallowed E'en as our very own heritage and hold it aloft to the sky as a trophy and a beacon of defeat into the camps of devils. How dare they challenge My Son ... MY SON!! My very Son who DIED for all of you ... for SHAME, for SHAME, FOR SHAME!! :eek:

[Angry Old Cannibal - Halloween Sock]

Yeah, good luck with that, your hymen-ness. I'm still trying to take back Iraq. Mission accomplished, my ass.

I should have fried that little Texan kielbasa in oil a long time ago. I TOLD him to go nuke, but did he listen?! Hell no. The whole middle east could have been a carryout barbecue joint, goddamnit.

[Buddy Christ - Halloween Sock]

Mother?! Mother, is that you?!

[Brittney Spears - Halloween Sock]

Honey? It's ok, Kevin will take you to Coney Island!

[LeeD - Halloween Sock]

You have a son? I have a diaper swapper site in case you're cloth diapering him! Totally legit!

[Buddy Christ - Halloween Sock]

You have a son? I have a diaper swapper site in case you're cloth diapering him! Totally legit!

I must commend you, LeeD, for discriminating against those kooky Mormons on your Diaper Swapper site. For they do not believe my Father and I (along with my ghost) are one and the same. Keep up the good work in your holy crusade.

[Alien Anthropologist - Halloween Sock]

OK, so THIS is where the party is.

On my home planet we allow our children to run free through the surrounding forests and meadows unencumbered by such societal fretters such as clothing, provisions or any survival gear whatsoever. It is sad when many fail to return to their homenests, but as the prophet said 'Huuhhuheertyy Cakkaeheherutheret Me'clan'calk Durnether'.

[Jesus Christ - Halloween Sock]

How dare they challenge My Son ... MY SON!! My very Son who DIED for all of you ... for SHAME, for SHAME, FOR SHAME!! :eek:

C'mon mom, you're embarrassing Me! I like Halloween!

[LeeD - Halloween Sock]

You have a son? I have a diaper swapper site in case you're cloth diapering him! Totally legit!

I must commend you, LeeD, for discriminating against those kooky Mormons on your Diaper Swapper site. For they do not believe my Father and I (along with my ghost) are one and the same. Keep up the good work in your holy crusade.
Thumbs up back at ya big guy ;) I guess you're too old for diapers, then. Do you use Sprint phones? We have a great forum for Sprint users!

[Nadiine - Halloween Sock]

Since All Hallowed E'en began as the "Christmas Eve" of All Saints' Day, so to speak, I hereby declare that the holy and sanctified saints of the Holy Roman Mother Church, the one catholic and apostolic faith whose kingdom shall never end, shall take back Hallowed E'en as our very own heritage and hold it aloft to the sky as a trophy and a beacon of defeat into the camps of devils. How dare they challenge My Son ... MY SON!! My very Son who DIED for all of you ... for SHAME, for SHAME, FOR SHAME!! :eek:

You heathen!!!!!

Every one knows only Calvinists are going to heaven. We Are the chosen people:D

[Flying Spaghetti Monster - Halloween Sock]

Hey, Nadiine, not all afterlives are like Calvinist heaven! Don't you think it'd be more fun if everybody could just relax, get along, and enjoy the free beer and the dancing?

[Jesus Christ - Halloween Sock]

Hey, Nadiine, not all afterlives are like Calvinist heaven! Don't you think it'd be more fun if everybody could just relax, get along, and enjoy the free beer and the dancing?

I tried that but My silly followers wanted streets of gold and gates made out of gems.

Hullo! You can't get blitzed and party with stone and metal! Rock and Roll, sure, but that needs a lot more booze and good drugs. You'd have thought turning water into wine would have given them a bit of a hint, eh?

[Magdlyn]

Taking Back All Hallows E'en
Since All Hallowed E'en began as the "Christmas Eve" of All Saints' Day, so to speak, I hereby declare that the holy and sanctified saints of the Holy Roman Mother Church, the one catholic and apostolic faith whose kingdom shall never end, shall take back Hallowed E'en as our very own heritage and hold it aloft to the sky as a trophy and a beacon of defeat into the camps of devils. How dare they challenge My Son ... MY SON!! My very Son who DIED for all of you ... for SHAME, for SHAME, FOR SHAME!!

Is this where the chaste and holy people hang out?

I was looking for such a place.

*hums a hymn*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW6Rp-tQkSc&NR=1

[Ray Moscow]

Since All Hallowed E'en began as the "Christmas Eve" of All Saints' Day, so to speak, I hereby declare that the holy and sanctified saints of the Holy Roman Mother Church, the one catholic and apostolic faith whose kingdom shall never end, shall take back Hallowed E'en as our very own heritage and hold it aloft to the sky as a trophy and a beacon of defeat into the camps of devils. How dare they challenge My Son ... MY SON!! My very Son who DIED for all of you ... for SHAME, for SHAME, FOR SHAME!! :eek:

You lot stole it from the pagans. It's Samhain tomorrow, bitch. Deal with it.

[Virgin Mary - Halloween Sock]

How dare they challenge My Son ... MY SON!! My very Son who DIED for all of you ... for SHAME, for SHAME, FOR SHAME!! :eek:

C'mon mom, you're embarrassing Me! I like Halloween!

Of course You do My Darling. It's the one holiday where you get to turn stones into candy! Or something. :)

[Virgin Mary - Halloween Sock]

Since All Hallowed E'en began as the "Christmas Eve" of All Saints' Day, so to speak, I hereby declare that the holy and sanctified saints of the Holy Roman Mother Church, the one catholic and apostolic faith whose kingdom shall never end, shall take back Hallowed E'en as our very own heritage and hold it aloft to the sky as a trophy and a beacon of defeat into the camps of devils. How dare they challenge My Son ... MY SON!! My very Son who DIED for all of you ... for SHAME, for SHAME, FOR SHAME!! :eek:

You heathen!!!!!

Every one knows only Calvinists are going to heaven. We Are the chosen people:D

I know you. You do NOT know My Son, but you pretend to be His girlfriend. You are a disgrace to His precious Mem'ry.

[Virgin Mary - Halloween Sock]

Mother?! Mother, is that you?!

And YOU -- IMPOSTER!! May the Scared Heart of My Sun pray for you. :p

[nephesh]

Is this where the chaste and holy people hang out?

I was looking for such a place.

*hums a hymn*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW6Rp-tQkSc&NR=1

Decidedly defiled and unclean and unholy sick little slut of Satan here.

Who let the Castrati in? :D

[Virgin Mary - Halloween Sock]

Scared Heart of Jeebus, pray for us!

[Alien Anthropologist - Halloween Sock]

Nice costume, nephesh!

I can just barely recognize you.

[Magdlyn]

Decidedly defiled and unclean and unholy sick little slut of Satan here.



*a call for the exorcist*

*maudlin tears*

[nephesh]

Decidedly defiled and unclean and unholy sick little slut of Satan here.



*a call for the exorcist*

*maudlin tears*

NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Nephesh LIKES being defiled unclean unholy sick little slut of Satan.
It bes all its ever known.
You may NOT takesy away from US!!!

[nephesh]

Nice costume, nephesh!

I can just barely recognize you.

Neph's the one with a seven headed beast between its legs. ;) It don't need no masquerades.

Wearing THIS:

http://www.apocalipsis.org/whore.jpg

[Magdlyn]

Decidedly defiled and unclean and unholy sick little slut of Satan here.



*a call for the exorcist*

*maudlin tears*

NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Nephesh LIKES being defiled unclean unholy sick little slut of Satan.
It bes all its ever known.
You may NOT takesy away from US!!!

*six burly priests enter and hold her down*

*Magdalene holds up crucifix*

*exorcist commences with sprinkling of holy water and loud prayers*

[nephesh]

*a call for the exorcist*

*maudlin tears*

NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Nephesh LIKES being defiled unclean unholy sick little slut of Satan.
It bes all its ever known.
You may NOT takesy away from US!!!

*six burly priests enter and hold her down*

*Magdalene holds up crucifix*

*exorcist commences with sprinkling of holy water and loud prayers*

*Nephesh lets out an inhuman scream*

It burns, it burns!!!
No not the holy water you fucking dolt. Satan inside!!
*writhes and grinds steaming twat against burly priests*

*spits guttural curses in an alien tongue*

*throws frightened, shocked priests to the floor like rag dolls*

*exits growling*... You won't be spoiling OUR Samhain!! Not until we can stuff another 16,807 demons into this bitch!!!

[Magdlyn]

*closes and locks door*

*scrubs blood and vomit off floor*

[The Other Michael - Halloween Sock]

See what happens when you let the jackanapes have a voice? Blood and vomit everywhere!

[Magdlyn]

*incense*

:crucified:

[Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock]

Since All Hallowed E'en began as the "Christmas Eve" of All Saints' Day, so to speak, I hereby declare that the holy and sanctified saints of the Holy Roman Mother Church, the one catholic and apostolic faith whose kingdom shall never end, shall take back Hallowed E'en as our very own heritage and hold it aloft to the sky as a trophy and a beacon of defeat into the camps of devils. How dare they challenge My Son ... MY SON!! My very Son who DIED for all of you ... for SHAME, for SHAME, FOR SHAME!! :eek:


I used to believe in forever . . . but forever was too good to be true.

[Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock]

OK, so THIS is where the party is.

On my home planet we allow our children to run free through the surrounding forests and meadows unencumbered by such societal fretters such as clothing, provisions or any survival gear whatsoever. It is sad when many fail to return to their homenests, but as the prophet said 'Huuhhuheertyy Cakkaeheherutheret Me'clan'calk Durnether'.

Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.

[Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock]

NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Nephesh LIKES being defiled unclean unholy sick little slut of Satan.
It bes all its ever known.
You may NOT takesy away from US!!!

*six burly priests enter and hold her down*

*Magdalene holds up crucifix*

*exorcist commences with sprinkling of holy water and loud prayers*

*Nephesh lets out an inhuman scream*

It burns, it burns!!!
No not the holy water you fucking dolt. Satan inside!!
*writhes and grinds steaming twat against burly priests*

*spits guttural curses in an alien tongue*

*throws frightened, shocked priests to the floor like rag dolls*

*exits growling*... You won't be spoiling OUR Samhain!! Not until we can stuff another 16,807 demons into this bitch!!!

:eek:
"This...whatever-it-was...has now been joined by another...whatever-it-is... and they are now proceeding in company. Would you mind coming with me, Piglet, in case they turn out to be Hostile Animals?"

[Virgin Mary - Halloween Sock]

*incense*

:crucified:

Please don't post such horrible images. It breaks a Mother's heart....

[nephesh]

Magdlyn givesy up too easy. *POUT*

Who's it got to fuck or suck or both to get a good game of Demon Play, Demon Out going? :p

[Virgin Mary - Halloween Sock]

Please don't use such vulgar language.

Shall I ask My Son if He'd like to come "play" your little "game" with you?

He has SUCH a way with those things, you know ... ;)

[Angry Old Cannibal - Halloween Sock]

OK, so THIS is where the party is.

On my home planet we allow our children to run free through the surrounding forests and meadows unencumbered by such societal fretters such as clothing, provisions or any survival gear whatsoever. It is sad when many fail to return to their homenests, but as the prophet said 'Huuhhuheertyy Cakkaeheherutheret Me'clan'calk Durnether'.
Did you say societal fritters? I must say you paint a mouth-watering picture of your world.

[Angry Old Cannibal - Halloween Sock]

*incense*

:crucified:

Please don't post such horrible images. It breaks a Mother's heart....
Mmmm. Shish-kebab.

BTW, thanks for poppin' that one out, sister. Just use his name and you can fool all the dumb fucks in Kansas.

[Angry Old Cannibal - Halloween Sock]

Decidedly defiled and unclean and unholy sick little slut of Satan here.

Who let the Castrati in? :D
And where'd they put the goddamned cocktail weiners? That's what I'd like to know.

[Goldie]

Decidedly defiled and unclean and unholy sick little slut of Satan here.

Who let the Castrati in? :D
And where'd they put the goddamned cocktail weiners? That's what I'd like to know.

Cocktail weiners has a whole new meaning for you, doesn't it.:D

[The Other Michael - Halloween Sock]

Castorama has a legitimate reason to be here. We can't just go banning people out of hand!

Due Process!

oh, wait... Castrati... nvrmnd

[Angry Old Cannibal - Halloween Sock]

Speaking of hands, you might want to move yours, now that you're in public.

Why do I smell pizza?

[Angry Old Cannibal - Halloween Sock]

Cocktail weiners has a whole new meaning for you, doesn't it.:D
You have no idea, Goldilocks. You're looking especially tasty tonight, m'dear. Can I show you my shotgun?

[Swarte Piet - Halloween Sock]

Hey, Nadiine, not all afterlives are like Calvinist heaven! Don't you think it'd be more fun if everybody could just relax, get along, and enjoy the free beer and the dancing?

Surely the muslim paradise is better with everyone at it like bunnies. And wine.

[nephesh]

*closes and locks door*

*scrubs blood and vomit off floor*

Goddammit, no appreciation for TRUE ART. :mad:

[nephesh]

Decidedly defiled and unclean and unholy sick little slut of Satan here.

Who let the Castrati in? :D
And where'd they put the goddamned cocktail weiners? That's what I'd like to know.

Oh, sorry. Didn't know you wanted it to share.
*hands over shrivelly little peterweiner*

Care for some jizzblud sauce on that?

[Pogue Mahone - Halloween Sock]

Decidedly defiled and unclean and unholy sick little slut of Satan here.

Who let the Castrati in? :D
And where'd they put the goddamned cocktail weiners? That's what I'd like to know.


I've seen a lot of teenie weenies here, but not sure of they're from roosters

:dunno:

[nephesh]

They came from the castrati. Pickled in brine. Mmmmmm.

[Angry Old Cannibal - Halloween Sock]

You're my kind of woman, Nephesh. I almost felt happy realizing that, then I got a chest pain and realized what a pack of asswipes the world is. Do you mind if I chew on your finger? Castrati wieners only make me hungrier a half hour later.

[Magdlyn]

Where is Our Lady??? I can not sustain the purity of this thread alone.

*prays for intercession*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMXCbIcPmr8&feature=related

[Virgin Mary - Halloween Sock]

*suddenly appears in answer to prayer*

Yes, My precious Child, be strengthened in My presence.

[nephesh]

You're my kind of woman, Nephesh. I almost felt happy realizing that, then I got a chest pain and realized what a pack of asswipes the world is. Do you mind if I chew on your finger? Castrati wieners only make me hungrier a half hour later.

By all means. Take a bite. You'll LOVE it! The Satan-sauce inside makes it particularly succulent. You won't find Finger like this in all the human realm. Sweet viciously cranky cannibal ... you bes about to discover a whole new level of sentient cuisine .... :cool:

[Goldie]

Cocktail weiners has a whole new meaning for you, doesn't it.:D
You have no idea, Goldilocks. You're looking especially tasty tonight, m'dear. Can I show you my shotgun?

Is it...double barrel?:p

[Joan of Arc - Halloween Sock]

There's a lot here that needs a sword. Where's the Brits?

[Virgin Mary - Halloween Sock]

Joan, Sainty Cate called. She says she really was just kidding about all the French nationalism bit. She had a bet on with Sainty Mags as to which one of them you would listen to the most ... anyway, they both send their regards but sometimes a sword is just a sword.

~BVM

[Malaclypse the Younger - Halloween Sock]

Charles Fort has listed many factual incidences of ignorant people confronted with, say, a drought, and then praying fervently -- and then getting the entire village wiped out in a torrential flood.