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Eve - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 06:57 AM
I have some very fine cider, plus Calvados and scumble. What did everyone else bring?
Anne Boleyn - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 12:19 PM
Vodka!
Aleister Crowley - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 01:37 PM
I am providing various substances in accordance with proper balance of one's elemental properties. Since my return to this world, I have discovered several new ones which I am currently experimenting with to determine their proper placement.
I believe my hands are melting, and I find myself unable to blink.
New Age Hippy Chick - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 02:24 PM
heehee, i spoke with the angels of you Aleister, they smiled.
I have a flask of organic fruit wine laced with dried mushrooms.
I will also be sneaking out back for a herbal cigarette in, oh about, 20sec if anyone wants to join
Magdlyn
10-30-2008, 02:55 PM
One sip of communion wine will suffice, thank you.
Amen.
Virgin Mary - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 03:36 PM
I am providing various substances in accordance with proper balance of one's elemental properties. Since my return to this world, I have discovered several new ones which I am currently experimenting with to determine their proper placement.
I believe my hands are melting, and I find myself unable to blink.
Silly little boy. Are you still being Naughty?
My Son loves you, Edward. Come home, poppet. :)
nephesh
10-30-2008, 03:37 PM
heehee, i spoke with the angels of you Aleister, they smiled.
I have a flask of organic fruit wine laced with dried mushrooms.
I will also be sneaking out back for a herbal cigarette in, oh about, 20sec if anyone wants to join
Gimme summa dat fuckin flask yo.
I have herbals too. And cloves. Willing to share. That bes what good hippies do, SHARE ... right? ;)
Frank the Bunny - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 04:35 PM
Lithium
The Other Michael - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 04:59 PM
I've brought the Pizza, babies!
Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 05:23 PM
I'd like a smackerel of honey please.
New Age Hippy Chick - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 05:23 PM
according to the stars this is going to be the bestest Halloween party evar. YAY.
Anyone want their tarot done? I only tell good fortunes i promise.
Anne Boleyn - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 05:27 PM
Can you read my aura, it may be slightly off, what with my head being underneath my arm.
New Age Hippy Chick - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 05:31 PM
Dont listen to the male-centric closed minded "head on is better crowd" . Heads off is actually very good in a Karmic sense, mkay. It means you are able to look through the other persons eyes. In fact an essential part of the perfect attainment of spiritual nirvana for all children of gaia, is the ability to be "headless" in a truly karmic sense whilst remaining physically intact.
Your aura is especially unique though, i've never seen one porn coloured before.
Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 05:39 PM
according to the stars this is going to be the bestest Halloween party evar. YAY.
Anyone want their tarot done? I only tell good fortunes i promise.
"Then would you read a Sustaining Book, such as would help and comfort a Wedged Bear in Great Tightness?"
Flying Spaghetti Monster - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 05:53 PM
The beer, of course.
<triggers another eruption of the beer volcano>
Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 05:55 PM
Honey beer!
*Hum-di-dee-dum*
Sing Ho! For the life of a Bear!
Serving wench - Halloween
10-30-2008, 06:23 PM
Ale
Rye bread fresh from the hearth
Cheese
some music to relax to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAT5q2UUFjQ
Memoria
10-30-2008, 06:30 PM
Make mine FIREWATER!! (http://www.webtender.com/db/ingred/1) :devil:
New Age Hippy Chick - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 06:33 PM
according to the stars this is going to be the bestest Halloween party evar. YAY.
Anyone want their tarot done? I only tell good fortunes i promise.
"Then would you read a Sustaining Book, such as would help and comfort a Wedged Bear in Great Tightness?"
It is strange when i look at your energy field, i do not see only one, i see a bear shaped one melded with a smaller pig shaped one. If i were you i'd go and givew your porky little friend a big hug. You are truly one, as we all should be.
And then have some honey, organic honey made from lavender pollen should rebalance your ying and yang and loosen up your wedgies.
Memoria
10-30-2008, 06:41 PM
according to the stars this is going to be the bestest Halloween party evar. YAY.
Anyone want their tarot done? I only tell good fortunes i promise.
OOoooOOOOooh! Do me! Do me!!
http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0045.gifhttp://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0045.gifhttp://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0045.gifhttp://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0045.gifhttp://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0045.gifhttp://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0045.gifhttp://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0045.gif
Do me!!!
Angry Old Cannibal - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 06:53 PM
I have some very fine cider, plus Calvados and scumble. What did everyone else bring?
You're very fleshy. I can imagine you marinating...I mean bathing, in a tub of cider. You have no idea what I would do to you. Seriously. No idea.
Whattya say we ditch these other meatballs and head back to my 911 bunker for a quick nibble?
Angry Old Cannibal - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 06:56 PM
Bartender, get me a martini before I tell GW to lower the minimum wage. There's a boy.
The Other Michael - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 07:20 PM
What wine would you recommend with that?
Memoria
10-30-2008, 07:31 PM
What wine would you recommend with that?
Wah!! why won't you people just shut & do things my way? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0002.gif
AV1611Vet - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 07:49 PM
Drinking is a sin.
Virgin Mary - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 07:52 PM
indeed.
AV1611Vet - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 07:57 PM
indeed.
Catholics are a bunch of alcoholics, so what are you indeeding for?
Goldie
10-30-2008, 08:11 PM
according to the stars this is going to be the bestest Halloween party evar. YAY.
Anyone want their tarot done? I only tell good fortunes i promise.
"Then would you read a Sustaining Book, such as would help and comfort a Wedged Bear in Great Tightness?"
It is strange when i look at your energy field, i do not see only one, i see a bear shaped one melded with a smaller pig shaped one. If i were you i'd go and givew your porky little friend a big hug. You are truly one, as we all should be.
And then have some honey, organic honey made from lavender pollen should rebalance your ying and yang and loosen up your wedgies.
LOL!
Virgin Mary - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 08:35 PM
indeed.
Catholics are a bunch of alcoholics, so what are you indeeding for?
I am not a Catholic. I am a Jew. :) Devout, holy, kosher, and pure, who raised Her Son under the Nazaritic vow.
The Other Michael - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 08:43 PM
What wine would you recommend with that?
Wah!! why won't you people just shut & do things my way? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/sad/sad0002.gif
Don't wish for it. You'll get it and then a chick with nice tits will get you to storm off in a huff.
Better off to mind your own business and live and let live.
Aleister Crowley - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 09:24 PM
according to the stars this is going to be the bestest Halloween party evar. YAY.
Anyone want their tarot done? I only tell good fortunes i promise.
Read my aura.
I've heard that "hippy chicks" are rather...giving in certain ways. I can teach you more about tarot for a certain price.
AV1611Vet - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 10:53 PM
indeed.
Catholics are a bunch of alcoholics, so what are you indeeding for?
I am not a Catholic. I am a Jew. :) Devout, holy, kosher, and pure, who raised Her Son under the Nazaritic vow.
That cannot be true. Jesus and Mary were Christians because the Bible says so.
The Other Michael - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 10:55 PM
Why are all these religious people about?
We need to make this place toxic so they will leave.
Have some pizza.
Starburst - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 11:01 PM
Jello shots! Get your sin-free jello shots here!
RnR lulz kid - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 11:06 PM
Why are all these religious people about?
We need to make this place toxic so they will leave.
Have some pizza.
If they have any internet forums, let's plan a raid!! :D LOL!!!
Eve - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 11:13 PM
Hey, RnR kid, is it true that Stopper has a snake for sale?
Lisa0315
10-30-2008, 11:17 PM
Why are all these religious people about?
We need to make this place toxic so they will leave.
Have some pizza.
If they have any internet forums, let's plan a raid!! :D LOL!!!
I triple dog dare you to go to Christian Forums.
Frank the Bunny - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 11:19 PM
*stands in dark corner*
Frank the Bunny - Halloween Sock
10-30-2008, 11:28 PM
FRANK WAS HERE
WENT TO GET BEER
The Other Michael - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 12:18 AM
Why are all these religious people about?
We need to make this place toxic so they will leave.
Have some pizza.
If they have any internet forums, let's plan a raid!! :D LOL!!!
<takes notes and spies on other forums to collect evidence to ban people with>
nephesh
10-31-2008, 12:56 AM
Surprised nobody has come as Gurdur!
nephesh
10-31-2008, 12:56 AM
Why are all these religious people about?
We need to make this place toxic so they will leave.
Have some pizza.
If they have any internet forums, let's plan a raid!! :D LOL!!!
It THINKS it knows what lies behind this mask .... ;)
nephesh
10-31-2008, 12:57 AM
FRANK WAS HERE
WENT TO GET BEER
Heineken? FUCK THAT SHIT!!! PABST BLUE RIBBON!!!
Here's to your FUCK, Frank.
Oh wait, sorry, wrong Frank ..... :D
RnR lulz kid - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 01:45 AM
Hey, RnR kid, is it true that Stopper has a snake for sale?
Yep, a whole lot of 'em! LOllerskates!!!
http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsM/65064-3513.gif
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 01:47 AM
heehee, i spoke with the angels of you Aleister, they smiled.
I have a flask of organic fruit wine laced with dried mushrooms.
I will also be sneaking out back for a herbal cigarette in, oh about, 20sec if anyone wants to join
Got any more of that wine left? Thanks!
Eve - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 01:50 AM
Try the scumble, it's very healthy: it's made of apples. I got the recipe from a dear matronly old lady who lives up in the mountains.
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 01:54 AM
Try the scumble, it's very healthy: it's made of apples. I got the recipe from a dear matronly old lady who lives up in the mountains.
What the heck is scumble?
Robert Schuller - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 01:55 AM
I have some very fine cider, plus Calvados and scumble. What did everyone else bring?Christian Brothers Ruby Port. Thank you.
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 01:56 AM
I have some very fine cider, plus Calvados and scumble. What did everyone else bring?Christian Brothers Ruby Port. Thank you.
Meh, port is for Godbotherin' pantywaists.
Mae West - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 01:57 AM
I'll have a vodka on the rocks. Hold the rocks.
Robert Schuller - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 02:01 AM
I have some very fine cider, plus Calvados and scumble. What did everyone else bring?Christian Brothers Ruby Port. Thank you.
Meh, port is for Godbotherin' pantywaists.True that. And that is why I removed my son from the pulpit 5 days ago.
Magdlyn
10-31-2008, 02:06 AM
Jello shots! Get your sin-free jello shots here!
Well, as long as they are sin-free...!
Try the scumble, it's very healthy: it's made of apples. I got the recipe from a dear matronly old lady who lives up in the mountains.
That sounds safe for me too. I dont want to head back to the confessional booth any time too soon. Too many bad priests and brothers about...
*eats*
*drinks*
LeeD - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 02:22 AM
Jello shots! Get your sin-free jello shots here!
Jello shot contests! First 10 contestants get a free site supporter membership to one of my fine, Mormon-free websites!
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 02:26 AM
True that. And that is why I removed my son from the pulpit 5 days ago.
Because he drank port or because he was a pantywaist?
Robert Schuller - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 02:29 AM
True that. And that is why I removed my son from the pulpit 5 days ago.
Because he drank port or because he was a pantywaist?Yes my son.
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 02:29 AM
Jello shots! Get your sin-free jello shots here!
Jello shot contests! First 10 contestants get a free site supporter membership to one of my fine, Mormon-free websites!
Well I'm up for the jello shot contest but what the hell is a supporter membership?
Lemme see if I can find Brittney, I think she'd enjoy some jello shots too!
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 02:30 AM
True that. And that is why I removed my son from the pulpit 5 days ago.
Because he drank port or because he was a pantywaist?Yes my son.
I ain't your freakin' son! >Pokes Bob H in the eye.
Robert Schuller - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 02:33 AM
Because he drank port or because he was a pantywaist?Yes my son.
I ain't your freakin' son! >Pokes Bob H in the eye.You never know, now do you.
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 02:37 AM
Yes my son.
I ain't your freakin' son! >Pokes Bob H in the eye.You never know, now do you.
Yeah, I do! > Pokes Bob H in the eye again!
Robert Schuller - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 02:39 AM
Now, now, now. There is no reason to resort to violence. You must to remember to turn the other cheek.
The Other Michael - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 02:41 AM
That's what I keep telling them. But do they listen?
> Pokes Al Zheimer in the eye and bans him
Mae West - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 02:43 AM
That's what I keep telling them. But do they listen?
> Pokes Al Zheimer in the eye and bans him
I'm glad we got ride of him, it was getting a bit crowded around here.
What about that preacher man? He's cramping my style.
Robert Schuller - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 02:46 AM
What about that preacher man? He's cramping my style.I understand my dear. And yes, you are forgiven.
Magdlyn
10-31-2008, 02:54 AM
Are you sure those jello shots were sin-free? I am feeling a bit... sinful.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/Pagan_dar/hosed.gif
http://www.spirithalloween.com/images/spirit/products/processed/00195792.zoom.a.jpg
Sarah Palin - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 03:02 AM
I'll have a bottle of Alaskan Pale. You betcha.
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 03:06 AM
That's what I keep telling them. But do they listen?
> Pokes Al Zheimer in the eye and bans him
Didn't work, I'm a student of the School of Cur-Lee.
The Other Michael - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 03:07 AM
Bans IP.
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 03:11 AM
Ooooweee. Grabs a buncha jello shots, the Naughty Nun and the Matanuska MILF and heads back to the dance!
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 03:11 AM
Pokes TOM in the eye on the way out.
The Other Michael - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 03:12 AM
Lets the door hit him on his way out.
Magdlyn
10-31-2008, 03:15 AM
Ooooweee. Grabs a buncha jello shots, the Naughty Nun and the Matanuska MILF and heads back to the dance!
OK, but I am trying not to break my vows!!! :eek:
nephesh
10-31-2008, 03:16 AM
Now, now, now. There is no reason to resort to violence. You must to remember to turn the other cheek.
Hey Bobby, take your power of positive possibility thinking and shove it right up between your ass cheeks, 'k? Nephesh would be POSITIVE it belongs there, you never know till you taste the POSSIBILITY.
k thx baibai
nephesh
10-31-2008, 03:17 AM
Are you sure those jello shots were sin-free? I am feeling a bit... sinful.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v282/Pagan_dar/hosed.gif
http://www.spirithalloween.com/images/spirit/products/processed/00195792.zoom.a.jpg
*gropes Magdlyn's sweet sinfulness*
nephesh
10-31-2008, 03:17 AM
Bans IP.
Shit post. Ban user.
nephesh
10-31-2008, 03:18 AM
I'll have a bottle of Alaskan Pale. You betcha.
*touches Sarah in naughty places and MAKES her like it*
Robert Schuller - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 03:21 AM
Now, now, now. There is no reason to resort to violence. You must to remember to turn the other cheek.
Hey Bobby, take your power of positive possibility thinking and shove it right up between your ass cheeks, 'k? Nephesh would be POSITIVE it belongs there, you never know till you taste the POSSIBILITY.
k thx baibaiI will take the constructive criticisms under advisement. I hope that you do find your 'Hour of Power' soon.
nephesh
10-31-2008, 03:23 AM
Now, now, now. There is no reason to resort to violence. You must to remember to turn the other cheek.
Hey Bobby, take your power of positive possibility thinking and shove it right up between your ass cheeks, 'k? Nephesh would be POSITIVE it belongs there, you never know till you taste the POSSIBILITY.
k thx baibaiI will take the constructive criticisms under advisement. I hope that you do find your 'Hour of Power' soon.
Heh. Nephesh has 24 hour POWER like you would never believe. Chomp chomp, much too good for Christians. :D
nephesh
10-31-2008, 03:23 AM
Anyone for a poop pastry? :D
Robert Schuller - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 03:27 AM
Hey Bobby, take your power of positive possibility thinking and shove it right up between your ass cheeks, 'k? Nephesh would be POSITIVE it belongs there, you never know till you taste the POSSIBILITY.
k thx baibaiI will take the constructive criticisms under advisement. I hope that you do find your 'Hour of Power' soon.
Heh. Nephesh has 24 hour POWER like you would never believe. Chomp chomp, much too good for Christians. :DPlease to remember that pride goeth before the fall.
nephesh
10-31-2008, 03:43 AM
I will take the constructive criticisms under advisement. I hope that you do find your 'Hour of Power' soon.
Heh. Nephesh has 24 hour POWER like you would never believe. Chomp chomp, much too good for Christians. :DPlease to remember that pride goeth before the fall.
MMndndhsdnhjhjhd yesssss yessss more fall fall deeper harder into the Abyss ohhhh yes yes YES take us sweet Dark Majesty, take us Master take us NOW!!!
nephesh
10-31-2008, 03:43 AM
Hey Bobby you sure can talk dirty. Come again? ;) :p
Robert Schuller - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 03:49 AM
Come again? ;) :pAs often as you like my child.
nephesh
10-31-2008, 03:56 AM
Come again? ;) :pAs often as you like my child.
Noooo not like that. Do it PROPER. If you want to role-play Daddy you have to do the FMS-Input Script. Don't They TRAIN you people anymore???
Frank the Bunny - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 05:13 AM
I'll have a bottle of Alaskan Pale. You betcha.
*whispers*
Now, I'm scared.
Sarah, have you ever seen a porthole?
Angry Old Cannibal - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 05:53 PM
I'll have a vodka on the rocks. Hold the rocks.
You can hold my rocks, if you can scoop them up off the floor. Goddamnit, I'm old! Goddamnit.
Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 05:55 PM
I brought you some very useful pot.
http://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/marijuana11.jpg
nephesh
10-31-2008, 06:24 PM
GOOD bear ... GOOD!!!
Matty
10-31-2008, 06:56 PM
guess who just became my most favouritest bear in the world.
and i always suspected y'know.
“Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can't hear, and not bothering.”
Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 07:01 PM
http://www.travelforum.org/images/avatars/pooh_relaxed.jpg
Goldie
10-31-2008, 07:08 PM
http://www.travelforum.org/images/avatars/pooh_relaxed.jpg
Silly old bear! :D
Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 07:12 PM
Goldie, where's your bears?
Goldie
10-31-2008, 07:21 PM
What bears? My costume?
nephesh
10-31-2008, 07:32 PM
http://www.travelforum.org/images/avatars/pooh_relaxed.jpg
Woot!
http://cowshell.com/uploads/_sketches/caterpillar.jpg
Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 07:33 PM
What bears? My costume?
Don't you have 3 bear-friends?
Goldie
10-31-2008, 08:12 PM
Oh! Duh!
Silly ole bear! Yes...they are off in the woods.
ta-ta! Gotta get mycostume ready for tonight!
(clue: I won't be Goldie Locks)
New Age Hippy Chick - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 08:15 PM
winnie knows the value of a hug and a doob, dont you winnie. [[[[hugs]]]]
Magdlyn
10-31-2008, 09:01 PM
http://www.travelforum.org/images/avatars/pooh_relaxed.jpg
Woot!
http://cowshell.com/uploads/_sketches/caterpillar.jpg
If this were the out of character thread I would so be commenting on this. But as it is not...
*feels she should call the cops*
Joan of Arc - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 09:21 PM
I have some very fine cider, plus Calvados and scumble. What did everyone else bring?Christian Brothers Ruby Port. Thank you.
Meh, port is for Godbotherin' pantywaists.
I believe it is panty wastes. One should be accurate else one may anger God.
Matty
10-31-2008, 09:22 PM
Hey Joan, got a light?
lol.
Joan of Arc - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 09:24 PM
Give it a moment... the fire's only at my feet so far.
Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 09:34 PM
winnie knows the value of a hug and a doob, dont you winnie. [[[[hugs]]]]
Sing Ho! For the life of a Bear!
Sarah Palin - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 10:55 PM
I'm beginnin' to think that this is a liberal socialist hangin' around with terrorists bar. Also, I think I'll have another beer.
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 11:14 PM
I'll have a vodka on the rocks. Hold the rocks.
You can hold my rocks, if you can scoop them up off the floor. Goddamnit, I'm old! Goddamnit.
Steps on AOC's rocks as he staggers in.
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 11:16 PM
I brought you some very useful pot.
http://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/marijuana11.jpg
Bear, you ain't so bad after all.
Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 11:18 PM
I brought you some very useful pot.
http://streetknowledge.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/marijuana11.jpg
Bear, you ain't so bad after all.
:hug:
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 11:19 PM
*feels she should call the cops*
DON'T >poke in the eye CALL THE COPS! GOT THAT? WRITE IT DOWN!
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 11:23 PM
Give it a moment... the fire's only at my feet so far.
>Fans flames, leans over to light some of Pooh's Boo.
Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 11:25 PM
Where's the honey mead?
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 11:25 PM
I'm beginnin' to think that this is a liberal socialist hangin' around with terrorists bar. Also, I think I'll have another beer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PaHcZUHI00
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 11:27 PM
Where's the honey mead?
No mead, but I got some Barley Wine if that will do ya.
Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 11:31 PM
Where's the honey mead?
No mead, but I got some Barley Wine if that will do ya.
Not even a smackerel?
Ok, pass it over.
*and fire up one of those for me* http://www.travelforum.org/images/avatars/pooh_relaxed.jpg
Joan of Arc - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 11:31 PM
Just for Pooh...
http://www.met-lager.de/images/baerenjaeger_m4000028.jpg
Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 11:35 PM
Just for Pooh...
http://www.met-lager.de/images/baerenjaeger_m4000028.jpg
:yourock:
*hic*
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 11:46 PM
Where's the honey mead?
No mead, but I got some Barley Wine if that will do ya.
Not even a smackerel?
Ok, pass it over.
*and fire up one of those for me* http://www.travelforum.org/images/avatars/pooh_relaxed.jpg
Pffft ftft pfft. Here you go
Cough, what's a smackerel, anything like a smelt? I have some anchovy liqueur but it's salty, not sweet.
Sarah Palin - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 11:53 PM
What is that odd and also smoky smell? It's kinda like caribou poop. Burnin' caribou poop.
Frank the Bunny - Halloween Sock
10-31-2008, 11:55 PM
*whispers*
Burn it, Baby.
Malaclypse the Younger - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 12:00 AM
A drinking song
THE BATTLE HYMN OF THE ERISTOCRACY
by Lord Omar
VERSE
Mine brain has meditated on the spinning of The Chao;
It is hovering o'er the table where the Chiefs of Staff are now
Gathered in discussion of the dropping of The Bomb;
Her Apple Corps is strong!
CHORUS
Grand (and gory) Old Discordja!
Grand (and gory) Old Discordja!
Grand (and gory) Old Discordja!
Her Apple Corps is strong!
VERSE
She was not invited to the party that they held on Limbo Peak;*
So She threw a Golden Apple, 'sted of turn'd t'other cheek!
O it cracked the Holy Punchbowl and it made the nectar leak;
Her Apple Corps is strong!
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 12:13 AM
What is that odd and also smoky smell? It's kinda like caribou poop. Burnin' caribou poop.
Here, I have a beverage for you sweet cheeks.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31n8q3P7LDL._SL500_AA280_.jpg
Eve - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 12:25 AM
Try the scumble, it's very healthy: it's made of apples. I got the recipe from a dear matronly old lady who lives up in the mountains.What the heck is scumble?
Something you've had enough of, it seems. I warned you there could be permanent effects. The pint glass thing is only meant as a joke.
Now I hear there are some lovely herbs of the field around here... pass some my way please!
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 12:25 AM
Ooops. >Knocks the Bärenjäger from Pooh's hand into the fire.
Wow, look at those flames shooting up! Kewl!
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 12:32 AM
Try the scumble, it's very healthy: it's made of apples. I got the recipe from a dear matronly old lady who lives up in the mountains.What the heck is scumble?
Something you've had enough of, it seems. I warned you there could be permanent effects. The pint glass thing is only meant as a joke.
Now I hear there are some lovely herbs of the field around here... pass some my way please!
I ain't had no scumble, unless it's that weird, pale glow in the dark chartreuse beverage. Weak, weak as water.
I intend to Boogie till I puke an' I ain't nowhere's near that yet. WhoOOOOOOO!
Mae West - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 12:35 AM
Ooops. >Knocks the Bärenjäger from Pooh's hand into the fire.
Wow, look at those flames shooting up! Kewl!
Hey tough guy, leave the bear alone.
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 12:40 AM
Ooops. >Knocks the Bärenjäger from Pooh's hand into the fire.
Wow, look at those flames shooting up! Kewl!
Hey tough guy, leave the bear alone.
Pooh and I are friends now, right buddy! >Pokes Mae's chest. It's Joan that's doin' a roman candle impression. >Pokes it agin.
Wow, those are firm, I Likes!
Mae West - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 12:42 AM
Well in that case, what's a girl gotta do to get a drink in this joint?
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 12:44 AM
Where the hell are the jello shots? I thought there was a contest?
Mae West - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 12:44 AM
Ooops. >Knocks the Bärenjäger from Pooh's hand into the fire.
Wow, look at those flames shooting up! Kewl!
Hey tough guy, leave the bear alone.
Pooh and I are friends now, right buddy! >Pokes Mae's chest. It's Joan that's doin' a roman candle impression. >Pokes it agin.
Wow, those are firm, I Likes!
They're real too. Come closer, you can touch them.
AV1611Vet - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 12:45 AM
Hey tough guy, leave the bear alone.
Pooh and I are friends now, right buddy! >Pokes Mae's chest. It's Joan that's doin' a roman candle impression. >Pokes it agin.
Wow, those are firm, I Likes!
They're real too. Come closer, you can touch them.
Fornicator!
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 12:45 AM
Well in that case, what's a girl gotta do to get a drink in this joint?
A reach around for a start would help but lemme see what I can do.
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 12:46 AM
Fornicator!
Pokes AV in both eyes, yet again.
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 12:47 AM
Backs up to Mae.
Mae West - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 12:48 AM
Pooh and I are friends now, right buddy! >Pokes Mae's chest. It's Joan that's doin' a roman candle impression. >Pokes it agin.
Wow, those are firm, I Likes!
They're real too. Come closer, you can touch them.
Fornicator!
You called?
AV1611Vet - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 12:49 AM
Fornicator!
Pokes AV in both eyes, yet again.
Do NOT! I do not know where your filthy fingers have been. Probably fornicating with that Mae character. I need to rinse out my eyes and pray for healing now. Excuse me, filthy atheist. I will pray for you too while I am at it because I know how much you need it. Only my prayers stand between you and a wrathful God. You may thank me for your deliverance from hellfire this night.
Lisa0315
11-01-2008, 12:52 AM
Fornicator!
Pokes AV in both eyes, yet again.
Do NOT! I do not know where your filthy fingers have been. Probably fornicating with that Mae character. I need to rinse out my eyes and pray for healing now. Excuse me, filthy atheist. I will pray for you too while I am at it because I know how much you need it. Only my prayers stand between you and a wrathful God. You may thank me for your deliverance from hellfire this night.
I am so glad you are a sock because if you weren't I would knock you into next week.
Lisa
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 12:55 AM
Pokes AV in both eyes, yet again.
Do NOT! I do not know where your filthy fingers have been. Probably fornicating with that Mae character. I need to rinse out my eyes and pray for healing now. Excuse me, filthy atheist. I will pray for you too while I am at it because I know how much you need it. Only my prayers stand between you and a wrathful God. You may thank me for your deliverance from hellfire this night.
I am so glad you are a sock because if you weren't I would knock you into next week.
Lisa
Grabs Lisa and drags her out onto the dance floor with Mae in tow, WHOOOOO!
Mae West - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 12:58 AM
Fornicator!
Pokes AV in both eyes, yet again.
Do NOT! I do not know where your filthy fingers have been. Probably fornicating with that Mae character. I need to rinse out my eyes and pray for healing now. Excuse me, filthy atheist. I will pray for you too while I am at it because I know how much you need it. Only my prayers stand between you and a wrathful God. You may thank me for your deliverance from hellfire this night.
Are you gonna save us, preacher man?
I didn't mean to leave you out. You can touch my breasts too.
AV1611Vet - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 01:02 AM
Pokes AV in both eyes, yet again.
Do NOT! I do not know where your filthy fingers have been. Probably fornicating with that Mae character. I need to rinse out my eyes and pray for healing now. Excuse me, filthy atheist. I will pray for you too while I am at it because I know how much you need it. Only my prayers stand between you and a wrathful God. You may thank me for your deliverance from hellfire this night.
Are you gonna save us, preacher man?
I didn't mean to leave you out. You can touch my breasts too.
I...I...I...am NOT looking or touching uhm your uhm brrrreassssttttsssss!!!!
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM Oh, dear God, forgive me! NomNomNomNomNom
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 01:04 AM
Do NOT! I do not know where your filthy fingers have been. Probably fornicating with that Mae character. I need to rinse out my eyes and pray for healing now. Excuse me, filthy atheist. I will pray for you too while I am at it because I know how much you need it. Only my prayers stand between you and a wrathful God. You may thank me for your deliverance from hellfire this night.
Oops, >knocks AV into Joan's fire while dancin' with the lovelies. Here, lemme put that fire out buddy! >pees on AV.
Lisa0315
11-01-2008, 01:04 AM
Do NOT! I do not know where your filthy fingers have been. Probably fornicating with that Mae character. I need to rinse out my eyes and pray for healing now. Excuse me, filthy atheist. I will pray for you too while I am at it because I know how much you need it. Only my prayers stand between you and a wrathful God. You may thank me for your deliverance from hellfire this night.
I am so glad you are a sock because if you weren't I would knock you into next week.
Lisa
Grabs Lisa and drags her out onto the dance floor with Mae in tow, WHOOOOO!
Wheeeeee!!!! Baby, is that a rock in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me!
Lisa
Mae West - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 01:06 AM
Do NOT! I do not know where your filthy fingers have been. Probably fornicating with that Mae character. I need to rinse out my eyes and pray for healing now. Excuse me, filthy atheist. I will pray for you too while I am at it because I know how much you need it. Only my prayers stand between you and a wrathful God. You may thank me for your deliverance from hellfire this night.
Are you gonna save us, preacher man?
I didn't mean to leave you out. You can touch my breasts too.
I...I...I...am NOT looking or touching uhm your uhm brrrreassssttttsssss!!!!
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM Oh, dear God, forgive me! NomNomNomNomNomToo late.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQw7YZwnjK8
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 01:07 AM
Wheeeeee!!!! Baby, is that a rock in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me!
Lisa
Yes
Frank the Bunny - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 01:07 AM
*whispers*
Any ladies want to stroke my fur?
Lisa0315
11-01-2008, 01:07 AM
Nothing, nevermind.
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 01:15 AM
Wow Mae, Lisa likes your chest too! Can she, umm, examine them carefully?
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 01:16 AM
*whispers*
Any ladies want to stroke my fur?
Run, Frank, before I poke your "good" eye out.
Mae West - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 01:17 AM
Wow Mae, Lisa likes your chest too! Can she, umm, examine them carefully?
Men only
Lisa0315
11-01-2008, 01:20 AM
Y'all wanna hear something funny? I touched Sarah Palin's breasts today. They were quite firm. This is a true story.
Lisa
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 01:21 AM
Too late.
http://www.nightmarefactory.com/DG10529.jpg
Come with me dear, NOW!
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 01:22 AM
Wow Mae, Lisa likes your chest too! Can she, umm, examine them carefully?
Men only
I can live with that.
Frank the Bunny - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 01:23 AM
*whispers*
Any ladies want to stroke my fur?
Run, Frank, before I poke your "good" eye out.
*whispers*
You know nothing of these matters. You cannot hurt me. I am already dead.
Lisa0315
11-01-2008, 01:23 AM
Wow Mae, Lisa likes your chest too! Can she, umm, examine them carefully?
Men only
I can live with that.
Mae West is a homophobe! :D
Memoria
11-01-2008, 01:23 AM
Do NOT! I do not know where your filthy fingers have been. Probably fornicating with that Mae character. I need to rinse out my eyes and pray for healing now. Excuse me, filthy atheist. I will pray for you too while I am at it because I know how much you need it. Only my prayers stand between you and a wrathful God. You may thank me for your deliverance from hellfire this night.
Are you gonna save us, preacher man?
I didn't mean to leave you out. You can touch my breasts too.
I...I...I...am NOT looking or touching uhm your uhm brrrreassssttttsssss!!!!
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM Oh, dear God, forgive me! NomNomNomNomNom
Yup, ain't that just the way it always goes? All ya gotta do is show 'em a nice pair.
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 01:24 AM
Y'all wanna hear something funny? I touched Sarah Palin's breasts today. They were quite firm. This is a true story.
Lisa
Dish, while I take care of more important business.
Frank the Bunny - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 01:25 AM
Y'all wanna hear something funny? I touched Sarah Palin's breasts today. They were quite firm. This is a true story.
Lisa
*whispers*
I have something firm.
*Grabs Lisa from behind*
Memoria
11-01-2008, 01:27 AM
*whispers*
Any ladies want to stroke my fur?
http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0044.gif ME!
After I'm done I'll surprised if you have any fur left on you! I might just end up pulling those ears off too http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0075.gif
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 01:28 AM
*whispers*
I have something firm.
*Grabs Lisa from behind*
Hands Lisa a shiv whilst he escorts Mae upstairs.
Lisa0315
11-01-2008, 01:28 AM
Y'all wanna hear something funny? I touched Sarah Palin's breasts today. They were quite firm. This is a true story.
Lisa
Dish, while I take care of more important business.
I will leave it at that because your imagination will be so much sexier than the reality. :D
Lisa
Lisa0315
11-01-2008, 01:29 AM
*whispers*
I have something firm.
*Grabs Lisa from behind*
Hands Lisa a shiv whilst he escorts Mae upstairs.
Thanks, that bunny scares me! :eek:
Frank the Bunny - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 01:29 AM
*whispers*
Any ladies want to stroke my fur?
http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0044.gif ME!
After I'm done I'll surprised if you have any fur left on you! I might just end up pulling those ears off too http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0075.gif
*grabs Memoria running his soft paws over her skin*
*whispers*
You're trembling.
Frank the Bunny - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 01:30 AM
*whispers*
Lisa,
I can make you tremble, as well.
Mae West - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 01:31 AM
Too late.
http://www.nightmarefactory.com/DG10529.jpg
Come with me dear, NOW!
Don't start without me!
Memoria
11-01-2008, 01:33 AM
*whispers*
Any ladies want to stroke my fur?
http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/jumping/jumping0044.gif ME!
After I'm done I'll surprised if you have any fur left on you! I might just end up pulling those ears off too http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0075.gif
*grabs Memoria running his soft paws over her skin*
*whispers*
You're trembling.
http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/love/love0030.gif
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 01:38 AM
Too late.
http://www.nightmarefactory.com/DG10529.jpg
Come with me dear, NOW!
Don't start without me!
Wouldn't dream of it!
Mae West - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 01:38 AM
http://www.nightmarefactory.com/DG10529.jpg
Come with me dear, NOW!
Don't start without me!
Wouldn't dream of it!
...and what big teeth you have.
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 01:45 AM
Don't start without me!
Wouldn't dream of it!
...and what big teeth you have.
I'm surprised it wuz my teeth you noticed.
Charlie Brown - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 03:00 AM
I had lots of trouble with the scissors while making my ghost costume and while out trick or treating everyone else in our group got candy and I got a bunch of rocks.
Memoria
11-01-2008, 03:06 AM
Poor Charlie :(
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 03:06 AM
Y'all wanna hear something funny? I touched Sarah Palin's breasts today. They were quite firm. This is a true story.
Lisa
Dish, while I take care of more important business.
I will leave it at that because your imagination will be so much sexier than the reality. :D
Lisa
No no, unless you teched 'em while they was nekkid, they firmness is suspeck. Hunnert and fitty kay wardrobe llowance wiil net you some purty firm boobies.
DISH!
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 03:08 AM
I had lots of trouble with the scissors while making my ghost costume and while out trick or treating everyone else in our group got candy and I got a bunch of rocks.
Wondering where to poke Charlie since he ain't got no eye holes.
Stomps his rocks instead.
Charlie Brown - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 03:54 AM
I had lots of trouble with the scissors while making my ghost costume and while out trick or treating everyone else in our group got candy and I got a bunch of rocks.
Wondering where to poke Charlie since he ain't got no eye holes.
Stomps his rocks instead.Kick a lad while he's down. :sadwavey:
Mae West - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 04:13 AM
Al, you leave the kid alone. I oughta beat you senseless you shameless bully.
Just for that, you can't touch my breasts anymore. There!
Charlie, come to Auntie Mae. Would you like a cookie? :)*
*dead giveaway
Charlie Brown - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 04:20 AM
No Anna I'm scared of cookies from strangers.
Memoria
11-01-2008, 04:22 AM
What kinda cookies are you offering there, Mae? Remember, the kid is under-aged!
Mae West - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 04:27 AM
These are regular, kid friendly cookies.:)
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 04:36 AM
Al, you leave the kid alone. I oughta beat you senseless you shameless bully.
Just for that, you can't touch my breasts anymore. There!
Charlie, come to Auntie Mae. Would you like a cookie? :)*
*dead giveaway
Schizo much? You got store boughten boobies. I can prove it.
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 04:40 AM
No Anna I'm scared of cookies from strangers.
Smart lad.
Charlie Brown - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 04:50 AM
Lucy taught me to keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
nephesh
11-01-2008, 06:06 AM
Pokes AV in both eyes, yet again.
Do NOT! I do not know where your filthy fingers have been. Probably fornicating with that Mae character. I need to rinse out my eyes and pray for healing now. Excuse me, filthy atheist. I will pray for you too while I am at it because I know how much you need it. Only my prayers stand between you and a wrathful God. You may thank me for your deliverance from hellfire this night.
I am so glad you are a sock because if you weren't I would knock you into next week.
Lisa
All things considered? That would likely hurt you worse than it hurt him. A lot worse. :D
nephesh
11-01-2008, 06:08 AM
Wouldn't dream of it!
...and what big teeth you have.
I'm surprised it wuz my teeth you noticed.
If that bes the Big Bad Wolf ... Nephesh would not have noticed the teeth first. ;)
Cthulhu - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 06:13 AM
Drink, mortals! Drink of the nectar of madness that I have provided!
http://beeradvocate.com/im/beers/18199.jpg
Big Hunk - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 06:53 AM
Blueberry vodka please.
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 07:00 AM
Blueberry vodka please.
Sissy drink. >pokes eye
Big Hunk - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 07:01 AM
Quit poking yourself.
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 07:18 AM
Quit poking yourself.
Roundhouse backhands big chunk. >gently pokes big chunks eye with a barbed fish hook.
nephesh
11-01-2008, 07:54 AM
It bes gone due to Halloween. :) Didja miss the Neph?
Back now though.
nephesh
11-01-2008, 07:54 AM
Drink, mortals! Drink of the nectar of madness that I have provided!
http://beeradvocate.com/im/beers/18199.jpg
Oh YESH, PLEASE. *worships*
*consumes*
unnnnghghghghhhhhhhhh
Al Zheimer - Halloween Sock
11-01-2008, 09:33 AM
Drink, mortals! Drink of the nectar of madness that I have provided!
http://beeradvocate.com/im/beers/18199.jpg
Oh YESH, PLEASE. *worships*
*consumes*
unnnnghghghghhhhhhhhh
Ugh, sorry, but I peed in that bottle.
nephesh
11-01-2008, 10:50 PM
Drink, mortals! Drink of the nectar of madness that I have provided!
http://beeradvocate.com/im/beers/18199.jpg
Oh YESH, PLEASE. *worships*
*consumes*
unnnnghghghghhhhhhhhh
Ugh, sorry, but I peed in that bottle.
Nope, you peed in this one:
http://beeradvocate.com/im/beers/18199.jpg
Which bes not the same as this one:
http://beeradvocate.com/im/beers/18199.jpg
from which it drank.
Magdlyn
11-01-2008, 11:08 PM
Oh YESH, PLEASE. *worships*
*consumes*
unnnnghghghghhhhhhhhh
Ugh, sorry, but I peed in that bottle.
Nope, you peed in this one:
http://beeradvocate.com/im/beers/18199.jpg
Which bes not the same as this one:
http://beeradvocate.com/im/beers/18199.jpg
from which it drank.
Clever girl! :)
nephesh
11-02-2008, 12:08 AM
Not only that, but it peed in his as well. ;) Serves him right!
d-_-b
11-04-2008, 06:32 AM
lol furries
The Other Michael - Halloween Sock
11-04-2008, 01:36 PM
lol loser
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