Come to the Hundred Acre Wood

[Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock]

It's so much more friendly with two.

[Memoria]

Here I am, now what?

[nephesh]

Now we ignore the bear.

Two-gether. :p

[Goldie]

True Pooh story...if I may.
The hubby and I were at the Mt. Shasta Co-op looking at the Burt's Bees Products.

I held up a product and said to Chuck, "Look. A shampoo bar."
"A sham- pooh bar?" He asked.
I started laughing
I told him, "Well at least they should sell a real, all natural, Pooh Bar(e) instead of a Sham-Pooh-Bar!"
Yes...it was a stupid joke...but we couldn't stop laughing and I ended up on the floor.
I thought they were going to kick us out.
I think they thought we were really high.
We were just happy.
Now, we can hardly stand not to laugh whenever we walk by a Burt's Bee display.

Oh...and I am a big fan of Pooh Bar... I mean Bear. :)

[Angry Old Cannibal - Halloween Sock]

I don't have to do drugs to pooh myself. It's one of those fringe benefits of getting older. Ah, jeezis, what am I even doing here.

[Swarte Piet - Halloween Sock]

I'm not sure your hundred acre wood is much fun. Much better to go for the Wild Wood with all those cool weasels ready to pwn any passing toads.

[Starburst - Halloween Sock]

You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.

[Eve - Halloween Sock]

I like woods. I have a bit of a thing for botany. Oh, and herpetology. Do you have any snakes in your woods?

[Swarte Piet - Halloween Sock]

I like woods. I have a bit of a thing for botany. Oh, and herpetology. Do you have any snakes in your woods?

Quite a few. Do you like asps as much as my friend Cleopatra?

[Eve - Halloween Sock]

Aww, sweet little things. As I recall, Cleo had asps in a basket of figs - how delightfully metaphorical!

[Frank the Bunny - Halloween Sock]

It's so much more friendly with two.

*whispers*
Hello, Pooh.
Want to rub fuzzies?

[Starburst - Halloween Sock]

I have honey-flavored starbursts, Pooh. Would you like some?

[Pogue Mahone - Halloween Sock]

*steals a starburst*

[nephesh]

Love your cheeks Poguey. :)

[Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock]

It's so much more friendly with two.

*whispers*
Hello, Pooh.
Want to rub fuzzies?

I have honey-flavored starbursts, Pooh. Would you like some?

Oh yes! As I said, it's so much more friendly with two.

Or more.

[Joan of Arc - Halloween Sock]

You know... I'm not so fond of wood(s).

[nephesh]

So Joan ... how bes Gilles these days? ;)

[Joan of Arc - Halloween Sock]

Oh it is a shame. He was useful in the war... but he was so very bad and misled. Hmph. And I'm the one that got burned at the stake!

[nephesh]

... but he was so very bad and misled.
Ahhh but that would be why he made your heart pound and your sweet virginal loins drip with honey ... yes? Everyone knows he carried a torch for you dear. He wanted to elevate you to Queen of the Witchcraft. ;)

[Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock]

Honey? Did someone mention honey?

[Joan of Arc - Halloween Sock]

... but he was so very bad and misled.
Ahhh but that would be why he made your heart pound and your sweet virginal loins drip with honey ... yes? Everyone knows he carried a torch for you dear. He wanted to elevate you to Queen of the Witchcraft. ;)

I hate torch-carrying men.

[Sarah Palin - Halloween Sock]

This place needs more campaign signs, you betcha.

[Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock]

This place needs more campaign signs, you betcha.

Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.

[Sarah Palin - Halloween Sock]

Drill, Baby, Drill!

[The Other Michael - Halloween Sock]

Honey, I'll drill you any day.

Now, you want to be a Mod-at-Large? Just show me your tits.

[Winnie the Pooh - Halloween Sock]

Drill, Baby, Drill!

Honey, I'll drill you any day.

Now, you want to be a Mod-at-Large? Just show me your tits.

Oh bother.

[Sarah Palin - Halloween Sock]

Honey, I'll drill you any day.

Now, you want to be a Mod-at-Large? Just show me your tits.

Watch it there, buster. I'm a life time member of the NRA and I'm a darned good shot. I've shot moose, caribou and also I've shot wolves from a hecto...a hello...from the air.

[The Other Michael - Halloween Sock]

An admin, then?

[Sarah Palin - Halloween Sock]

Nah. I'll be too busy runnin' the Senate.

[L. Ron Hubbard - Halloween Sock]

Nah. I'll be too busy runnin' the Senate.
I heard you're staring in a new movie. Would you like to join my church?

[nephesh]

I will not always be here on guard./The stars twinkle in the Milky Way/And the wind sighs for songs/
Across the empty fields of a planet/A Galaxy away./You won’t always be here./But before you go,/Whisper this to your sons/And their sons —/“The work was free./Keep it so.”

Your identity belies your signature. :mad: You have never kept anything free you shyster. You murderer. You crass opportunistic slime.

[Sarah Palin - Halloween Sock]

Nah. I'll be too busy runnin' the Senate.
I heard you're staring in a new movie. Would you like to join my church?

That movie thing is a lie bein' spread by liberal socialist elites. I've never had sex to advance my position on film. Also, I already belong to a real American church attended by real Americans.

Wasilla Assembly of God (http://www.wasillaag.org/)