the Complaint complaint

[James T]

It really is intolerable, the actions unacceptable the response pathetic. And so, I have a complaint to complain about. It's all your fault, and hers and him. They a so mind bogglingly stupid I don't know how they still manage to breath, let alone the excrement that flows through their fingers and key boards, how they tolerate the resulting smell in their dark turgid little nest of grime I'll never know, but I want something done to fix it, I want it done now, immediately without prevarication, pissing around and general incompetence.

And once you dealt with this issue, I'll have another so stay on your toes.

[the Thread thread]

Please, everyone, ignore my retarded brother.

[ravenscape]

This is all so meta.

I'm going to go read about the Semantic Web...there's bound to be an answer.

[BWE]

nice new avatar raven.

[Memoria]

tl;dr.

[IGExpandingPanda]

It really is intolerable, the actions unacceptable the response pathetic. And so, I have a complaint to complain about. It's all your fault, and hers and him. They a so mind bogglingly stupid I don't know how they still manage to breath, let alone the excrement that flows through their fingers and key boards, how they tolerate the resulting smell in their dark turgid little nest of grime I'll never know, but I want something done to fix it, I want it done now, immediately without prevarication, pissing around and general incompetence.

And once you dealt with this issue, I'll have another so stay on your toes.

I find this post to be offensive.

[dug_down_deep]

This thread is pregnant with the butthurt Butthurt and sarcasm Sarcasm twins.

[James T]

I am exceedingly disappointed in the less than serious manner in which this board's administration are taking this complaint. It requires urgent attention and action and I shall bitch and whine and generally make an ass of myself until such time as you see the error of your ways and address said complaint.

[Jobar]

"...and I'm sick and tired of this office." SLAM!

[Garnet]

What a fucking retarded douchebag.

[David B]

Why did some asshole delete my post?

David B

[ravenscape]

TH -- >> Games

[Autodidact]

Complaints of this nature should not be tolerated. I do not want to continue to contribute to a board where such complaints are permitted. I have a serious complaint about your complaint complaint.

[dug_down_deep]

I quit!


Hypothetically speaking, that is.

[James T]

Resignation ... ha. The last resort of a wowser administration unprepared to stand up and take the honorable action (hari kari).

[Autodidact]

Resignation ... ha. The last resort of a wowser administration unprepared to stand up and take the honorable action (hari kari).

Veiled threats? The last resort of the whiny baby who doesn't get his way.

[James T]

And what jumped up mod moved my complaint. I am most upset this is not being taken seriously. In fact I think I might need to raise a complaint thread about summary movement of complaint threads.

[David B]

And what jumped up mod moved my complaint. I am most upset this is not being taken seriously. In fact I think I might need to raise a complaint thread about summary movement of complaint threads.

Egotism gone wild, James.

David B (wonders if you need professional help)

[ravenscape]

I did take your complaint seriously. I moved it to the forum where your complaint will still be rolling along and gathering steam a year from now. No complaint thread could ever do better than the TR Games forum. Never doubt the meta runs deep here.

[Jobar]

And what jumped up mod moved my complaint. I am most upset this is not being taken seriously. In fact I think I might need to raise a complaint thread about summary movement of complaint threads.

Tell it to Pavlov's Dog at RnR.

[ravenscape]

I wonder if the complaint complaint will achieve sentience. If a mere thread can do it, surely a complaint can.

[Garnet]

Thread thread has already complained about complaint complaint.

How meta is that?

[ravenscape]

Thread thread has already complained about complaint complaint.

How meta is that?

To explore this question, I submitted the printable version of this thread in the OpenCalais Document Viewer (http://sws.clearforest.com/calaisviewer/).

It turns out that the only meta concept in this entire thread so far is your user name.

Entities:
Operating System
Garnet


You are SOOOOOOOO meta!

[Garnet]

Dammit. My secret is out.

[ravenscape]

I knew you were awesome...but...wow.

[Flying Buttress]

Pics or stfu

[Garrett]

*tries to figure out how to play here*
*comes up empty*

I want to complain about the obscurity of the protocol involved in this Complaint complaint thread. :mad:

[Memoria]

*tries to figure out how to play here*
*comes up empty*

I want to complain about the obscurity of the protocol involved in this Complaint complaint thread. :mad:

Stop whining.

[Autodidact]

The board should not permit complaints! Complaints are stupid! Ban the complainer!

[Notta_skeptic]

The board should not permit complaints! Complaints are stupid! Ban the complainer!
I'm reporting this post because the poster wants someone banned and called complaints "stupid." That's elitist talk right there.

[Autodidact]

Why isn't this complaint about my complaint about the complaint in The Compost Heap? Is it because the complaint-complaint-complainer is a Super-Mod?

[Memoria]

Why isn't this complaint about my complaint about the complaint in The Compost Heap? Is it because the complaint-complaint-complainer is a Super-Mod?

Not only a Super Mod but a Super Mod with a bunch of "rrrrrrrrrr"s.

Yo, that's da way it goes 'round here.

[the Thread thread]

I wonder if the complaint complaint will achieve sentience.
I'm not holding my breath.

(But of course I don't have lungs.)

[Memoria]

I wonder if the complaint complaint will achieve sentience.
I'm not holding my breath.

(But of course I don't have lungs.)

Maybe the two of you can get together? http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/winking/winking0075.gif

[Garrett]

^ I'd recommend against that, Thread. Give the Complaint complaint some wonderful flower images, share some exciting YouTube videos with it, take it to romantic Google Earth getaways, no matter what you do, you know what you'll get in return?

Complaints. Who needs that.

[dug_down_deep]

That's not fair. Complaining is who the complaint Complaint is. Why can't you all just accept it? Dang!

[Memoria]

We need a pix of Complaint complaint, so Thread thread can see if it's hawt.

[David B]

Complaint complaint may have complaints in more than one sense of the word.

Complaints that require penicillin, perhaps.:eek:

Careful, Thread.

David B

[Garrett]

That's not fair. Complaining is who the complaint Complaint is. Why can't you all just accept it? Dang!

Doug, if that works for Thread then it should quit complaining and fucking embrace it!!!

[Memoria]

That's not fair. Complaining is who the complaint Complaint is. Why can't you all just accept it? Dang!

Doug, if that works for Thread then it should quit complaining and fucking embrace it!!!

If Thread does it right, maybe Complaint will become compliant ;)

[the Thread thread]

Incest is advocated ITT. Ewww. Icky.

[Memoria]

Is that bad?

[Garrett]

But we're all related, Thread.

[Memoria]

Oh yeah, I forgot, Thread said earlier that Complaint is his bro.

[Autodidact]

Yeah, well that's just because complaint complaint is thread thread's sock, doh.

[Garrett]

omfg

a Sock sock?

[sock_down_deep]

the Complaint complaint and the Thread thread are both my socks.

[ravenscape]

For meta this deep, I need hip waders.

[dug_down_deep]

Here is what a complaint about me in this thread would look like:

[dug_down_deep[sock_down_deep[thread[thread[post]]][complaint[complaint[dug_down_deep]]]]]

IOW, don't do it. Don't complain about me. Hofstadter has clearly demonstrated that sentience will emerge. And at what level we have no idea. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

[Garrett]

*takes a couple of aspirin*

[James T]

I am disturbed at those disrepectful heathens (Memoria and David B) for failing to refer to the Complaint complaint with the correct honorific. This is not Complaint complaint but the Complaint complaint.

[Magdlyn]

*smokes a bowl*

Oh, now this thread makes sense!

*giggle*

[ravenscape]

I am disturbed at those disrepectful heathens (Memoria and David B) for failing to refer to the Complaint complaint with the correct honorific. This is not Complaint complaint but the Complaint complaint.
Which may be appropriately abbreviated as tCc.

[Garrett]

And don't forget Autodidact, another disrespectful heathen.

[Garnet]

http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u32/Garnet2727/brainhurts.gif

[dug_down_deep]

*smokes a bowl*

Oh, now this thread makes sense!

*giggle*
Which may appropriately be abbreviated as tHc.

[Garrett]

*smokes a bowl*

Oh, now this thread makes sense!

*giggle*
I want to complain about your lack of sharing.

[Autodidact]

And on the Yiddish message board, this thread is called The Kvetch Kvetch.

[Memoria]

I am disturbed at those disrepectful heathens (Memoria and David B) for failing to refer to the Complaint complaint with the correct honorific. This is not Complaint complaint but the Complaint complaint.

Meh, go start a complaint thread about it.

[dug_down_deep]

I wish to complain about the part of this post that is not the complaint.

Oh Ford, what mules these autos be!

[Jobar]

Perhaps the Thread thread has already gotten together with the Complaint complaint.

After all-

This thread is pregnant with the butthurt Butthurt and sarcasm Sarcasm twins.

From this we can conclude that the Complaint was compliant.

[Garrett]

^ And it all comes together.

[Magdlyn]

Is it time for me to post a pic of Eddie Izzard yet? That generally causes a lot of complaints.

just trying to helpingly yours, Magdlyn

[James T]

I'd like to complain about this post of Memoria's here (http://talkrational.org/showthread.php?p=253937#post253937).

[James T]

I'd like to complain about the summary merging of this complaint into the Complaint complaint thread. Clearly these are distinct complaints and as such each merits individual attention.

[James T]

I'm also concerned that the post times of my posts are shown as being identical times, clearly additional resolution down to seconds at least and milliseconds also would be preferable. And be sure to tier 1 the ntp.

[Garrett]

*knocks James out from behind, just so he'll quit bitching*

[dug_down_deep]

Ooh! That's gonna leave a mark.

He'll probably complain about that.

[duck of the day]

I note with disgust that TR continues to tolerate these gratuitous meta-threads along with the typically violent and offensive behaviour therein.

tsk tsk tsk.

[Magdlyn]

If you guys don't quit harassing and abusing each other, I will have to call the Better Business Bureau and maybe the Attorney General! I will go right to the top, mister!

[dug_down_deep]

tsk tsk tsk.
tsk³

Is that a trisket?

[Garrett]

^ No, it's a tritsk. :rolleyes:

[Memoria]

I'd like to complain about this post of Memoria's here (http://talkrational.org/showthread.php?p=253937#post253937).

Double meh.

[dug_down_deep]

Double meh.
meh²

Is that a biscuit?

[James T]

I am going to have to ask for this to be renamed the the Complaint³ complaint if this keeps up.

[Autodidact]

On a separate note, and perhaps worthy of a derail, I would like to lodge a ponderous complaint about the relative lack of complaints here at TR.

[Memoria]

Double meh.
meh²

Is that a biscuit?

Meta.

[Garrett]

Rebuffs chronic complainyness with a post full of rainbows and butterflies.

Plus some sappy spam!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIqLsGT2wbQ

[Magdlyn]

Lodges complaint about cheerful optimistic person in thread, makin me wanna dance! Bah humbug.

[Garrett]

*grabs Magdlyn and swings her around*

Put on some more good dancing music, Mags!

[Magdlyn]

And lose the game? Never!!! You cahnt control me!

(*dances completely against her will*)

[David B]

*grabs Magdlyn and swings her around*

Put on some more good dancing music, Mags!

Garrett, I'm complaining about your post, as it is not specific enough.

Which part of Mags did you grab in order to spin her round?

Enquiring minds need to know.

David B (is getting disquieting mental images as he speculates about this)

[Magdlyn]

:eek:

Complaint that David B is drunk already! (or more likely, still)

[Autodidact]

Do we need a special forum for meta-threads? Would it be called the forum forum?

[James T]

the Forum forum

[Garrett]

*grabs Magdlyn and swings her around*

Put on some more good dancing music, Mags!

Garrett, I'm complaining about your post, as it is not specific enough.

Which part of Mags did you grab in order to spin her round?

Enquiring minds need to know.

David B (is getting disquieting mental images as he speculates about this)
Oh, I grabbed her spirit. It's tangible for me.

[Brother Daniel]

Oh, I grabbed her spirit. It's tangible for me.
:notworthy:

[Autodidact]

*complains about James T's nitpicky correction.*

[Garnet]

*complains loudly and vociferously about her current ear worm*

You spin me right round, baby, right round.
Like a record baby, right round, round, round.

[Memoria]

I'm here to complain that the Complaint complaint has turned into the Thread thread!
Stop this! Stop it right now or I'll hold my breath until my face turns blue!

[James T]

I am dissappointed (in fact I wish to complain) about Memoria's lack of commitment to stated intent. nah ... not really :)

[dug_down_deep]

I wish to complain about the implication that blue-faced people are undesirable. Colorism ITT.

[Memoria]

http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/mad/mad0059.gif

[Garrett]

I refuse to surrender just yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gC8wZqnmdo

[Memoria]

Complaint / comment that Garrett is really a girlie-girl.

[Magdlyn]

Complaint about annoying asynchronous lip-synching in cute little youtube vid!

:(

[Garrett]

Compliant Garrett likes the girlie-girls.
fify :p

[Magdlyn]

Complaint that I get accused of being a post slut, when Garrett is just a slut. Which is much worse.

[Garrett]

go for a ride on the sun road!

http://noolmusic.com/blogs/YouTube_Music_Videos_80s_90s_Rock_Pop_-_Fleetwood_Mac_-_You_Make_Loving_Fun.shtml

[Brother Daniel]

I'm here to complain that the Complaint complaint has turned into the Thread thread!
I'm here to complain about the faulty parallelism in this complaint.

The present thread, though we refer to it as "the Complaint complaint" is not literally the Complaint complaint, but merely a thread about the Complaint complaint. The Complaint complaint itself is expressed in the original post of this thread.

The thread known as "the Thread thread", in contrast, really is the Thread thread.

So it would make more sense to say "the Complaint complaint thread has turned into the Thread thread" or "the thread about the Complaint complaint has turned into the Thread thread".

[Garrett]

*gooses Daniel*

snicker

[Memoria]

I'm here to complain that the Complaint complaint has turned into the Thread thread!
I'm here to complain about the faulty parallelism in this complaint.

The present thread, though we refer to it as "the Complaint complaint" is not literally the Complaint complaint, but merely a thread about the Complaint complaint. The Complaint complaint itself is expressed in the original post of this thread.

The thread known as "the Thread thread", in contrast, really is the Thread thread.

So it would make more sense to say "the Complaint complaint thread has turned into the Thread thread" or "the thread about the Complaint complaint has turned into the Thread thread".

*groan...and not in the good way*.

[dug_down_deep]

Complaint that I get accused of being a post slut, when Garrett is just a slut. Which is much worse.
Anticipating several posts about it. :p

[dug_down_deep]

So it would make more sense to say "the Complaint complaint thread has turned into the Thread thread" or "the thread about the Complaint complaint has turned into the Thread thread".
I can't decide whether to make that my sig, or put it on a t-shirt. :cool:

[John]

I am outraged and cannot hold back any more. The pp's complaint and the op's complaint cannot be allowed to stand or to remain unanswered! Please do not complain about this complaint!

[Brother Daniel]

Post #106 of this thread is particularly offensive. The poster should be summarily banned.

[Gagundathar Inexplicable]

I have a complaint: Nobody has yet referenced the immortal words of Python (Monty), so I shall remedy this forthwith --

"M: I want to complain.
C: You want to complain! Look at these shoes. I've only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.
M: No, I want to complain about...
C: If you complain nothing happens, you might as well not bother.
M: Oh!
C: Oh my back hurts, it's not a very fine day and I'm sick and tired of this office."

There! That's MUCH better.

[Magdlyn]

I am outraged and cannot hold back any more. The pp's complaint and the op's complaint cannot be allowed to stand or to remain unanswered! Please do not complain about this complaint!

u suk :p

[Magdlyn]

Post #106 of this thread is particularly offensive. The poster should be summarily banned.

If only I could! :yuck:

[Magdlyn]

I can't decide whether to make that my sig, or put it on a t-shirt. :cool:

Complains that pppp is still 70 posts ahead of me! :mad:

[Gagundathar Inexplicable]

I am also complaining that nobody replied to or even acknowledged the presence of my funny post.

Phooey on all you mean pepole!

[ofro]

Complains about the lack of serious complaints in this thread.

[Brother Daniel]

I am also complaining that nobody replied to or even acknowledged the presence of my funny post.

Phooey on all you mean pepole!
Yeah, there's something about this thread that makes us all ornery. Even the Python (Monty) fans amongst us.

I think I want to complain about this.

[Magdlyn]

I am also complaining that nobody replied to or even acknowledged the presence of my funny post.

Phooey on all you mean pepole!


*wishes she could ban Gagundathar as well, just b/c of his crazy name*

[Magdlyn]

*bitches about that cross posting muddleheaded fool, Daniel the supposed monk*

[Brother Daniel]

Phthphthphthththphthphfft.

That's "cross-posting muddle-headed fool", to you.

[ravenscape]

Every time this thread pops up in new posts I get torqued because dammit I've got nothing to complain about.

[dug_down_deep]

Pepole is not a word, and I want it stricken from the recrod!

[dug_down_deep]

Noticed this...

u suk :p
If only I could! :yuck:

...and wanted to complain about Magdlyn's lack of confidence.

[dug_down_deep]

Take that salaciously, btw.

[Magdlyn]

Pepole is not a word, and I want it stricken from the recrod!

How about we just strike you from the recrod??? Hm? How's about that, mister?

[Magdlyn]

Take that salaciously, btw.

:eek:

*calls my big brother to come beat you up*

banning's too good for you

[Magdlyn]

Every time this thread pops up in new posts I get torqued because dammit I've got nothing to complain about.

Just complain about D3! :mad:

[Memoria]

Pepole is not a word, and I want it stricken from the recrod!

I take umbrage at that, you Grammer Nazi!

And to the fact that you changed your avatar!!!

[dug_down_deep]

I take umbrage at that, you Grammer Nazi!

And to the fact that you changed your underwear!!!
It was time. Really, it was.

I thought about changing my avatar to this:

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk185/dug_down_deep/Couvillon.jpg

But I thought I would save it for later.

I wish to complain, btw, that this post does not contain a complaint.

[Magdlyn]

It was time. Really, it was.

I thought about changing my avatar to this:



But I thought I would save it for later.

I wish to complain, btw, that this post does not contain a complaint.

It does. Can't you hear that poor infant complaining about the nasty-ass 70s style flowers on her pillowcase?

[Garrett]

I can't hear any of you whiners.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFypAB7nYGA

[Memoria]

I want to complain about the vampire in the previous vid.
I'm not exactly sure what my complaint is, but...so what?

[John]

I would like to complain about the computer that calls me from (678)267-3577 and then hangs up!

[James T]

Seems like you are not the only one http://800notes.com/Phone.aspx/1-678-267-3577

[Garrett]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PykzyxWYS3Y

[Garrett]

http://noolmusic.com/youtube_videos/its_a_beautiful_morning_-_the_young_rascals.php

[Magdlyn]

Complaint that Garrett took a hold of my spirit yet again, with his cheerful music. Who does he think he is!?! :rolleyes:

[ravenscape]

Complaint that people dont post more whimsy in TCH. You't think it was a Bad Place or something.

[Brother Daniel]

Don't people realize that TCH is punishment? I know it is, because Rathpig says so.

So when you started your "reclaiming the TCH" thread, you were punishing yourself.

Why do you hate yourself? :D

[Garrett]

... Rathpig ...
:yuck:

must cleanse

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZtQh5EIgWQ

[Memoria]

I would complain about the vid but...but...it's "Here comes the sun"!

[Magdlyn]

I'll do it for you.

Complaint about lameass old people music.

[David B]

Complaint about hop hip, or whatever the youngins call it.

David B

[Zelda]

All you people do is complain..http://img2.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/adult/handjob.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/free-love-smileys.php)

[Garrett]

Ooh, Zelda, move closer with that. ;)

[Zelda]

Ummm...NO!!

[Garrett]

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/peter-frampton-do-you-feel-like-we-do-071208/961153644

[Magdlyn]

Ooh, Zelda, move closer with that. ;)

:yikes:

Inappropriate Garrett is... well, you do the math!

[Garrett]

Ummm...NO!!
Oh, now I have a complaint. :D

[Zelda]

http://img2.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/fighting/fighting0040.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/free-animal-smileys.php)
How bout I kick you're Ass Garrett!!

[Garrett]

Looks like a draw.

[Magdlyn]

Complaint Garrett scared Zelda right off the fucking board!

:yuck:

[Zelda]

No Way...I'm still in this fight to win!!

[Magdlyn]

Garrett gets this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_0ZHDrxH8s

[Magdlyn]

Too much, Ms Z?

[Zelda]

Now What Garrett???
Looks Like you are getting you're Ass Kicked Twice!!!


Too much, Ms Z?
Nope, It's Great!!

[Garrett]

You girls are turning me on. Hit me again!

[Zelda]

Wait till I tell Hammer about this!!

You'll be in Big trouble Mister!

[Garrett]

:eek:

[Magdlyn]

You girls are turning me on. Hit me again!

Wait till I tell Hammer about this!!

You'll be in Big trouble Mister!

that's right!

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/todd_martin/08/22/Couture/tx_couture_ufc.jpg

(garrett is on the bottom)

[Memoria]

I simply must complain about all the BDSM that's been going on in this thread recently!

[Garrett]

You'll like this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_lF6Olo-i4

[Magdlyn]

I have known ppl to complain about that song. Too long they say. I disagree. It could go on forever, as far as I am concerned.

[Garrett]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mNhYfVm3Uk

[Magdlyn]

lol ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArnmDSvpurM&feature=related

[Garrett]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNzzjq2dBaM

[ravenscape]

Consider this my vociferous complaint about this thread becoming another u-tube fest. :mad:

[dug_down_deep]

I have a genuine complaint, in comparison to the disingenuous complaints contained herein. There are not enough genuine complaints in this thread, and far too few Steve Carell videos.

No wait. I meant too many. I didn't really mean it. Sorry.

[Memoria]

I wanted to be the first one to complain about all the vids!!! :mad:

[Garrett]

You all are welcome!

[duck of the day]

Yes, I feel emboldened to have a little grumble in the mildest possible terms about the not altogether unwelcome but somewhat less than germane video content. This requires a modicum of oversight as a matter no particular urgency. I hope I make myself clear (not that's it's a big deal IMHO, you understand).

[Garrett]

I wish to complain about all the complainers complaining about the lack of complaints in my posts.

[Magdlyn]

I have a genuine complaint, in comparison to the disingenuous complaints contained herein. There are not enough genuine complaints in this thread, and far too few Steve Carell videos.

No wait. I meant too many. I didn't really mean it. Sorry.

Oh 3D. Are you still a member of this forum? I'd forgotten.

Complaint about D3, 3D, ddd or whatever the hell his name is, just on general principles.

[Flying Buttress]

Complaining that somebody musta peed in ^'s oatmeal this moring.

[Magdlyn]

Actually, why am I complaining? He was a gentleman and let me pass him in post count days ago. (and he's good lookin to boot.)

Awww. 3D. I am sorry I complained about you.

[dug_down_deep]

I want to complain that there aren't more posts like this one ^. :D

[John]

Flames pp in guise of complaining.

[John]

Goes to look for the flame flame.

[Memoria]

http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/PHC/PHC013/close-up-flames_~SB10063702A-001.jpg

[Rivka]

Complaining that somebody musta peed in ^'s oatmeal this moring.

Incidentally, I did pee in ^'s oatmeal. Fucker deserved it.

[Garrett]

I want to complain about the recent lack of upbeat music videos in this thread.

:mad:

:rofl:

[Magdlyn]

Complaining that somebody musta peed in ^'s oatmeal this moring.

Incidentally, I did pee in ^'s oatmeal. Fucker deserved it.

Hey! That ^ was me! EWWWWWW!!! What did I ever do to you?

[Magdlyn]

I want to complain about the recent lack of upbeat music videos in this thread.

:mad:

:rofl:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgU-CIphAdQ

:banana: :yay: :banana: :yay: :banana:

[John]

I want to complain that this thread has been dormant for so long!

[Brother Daniel]

I am now complaining vehemently about the fact that this thread is no longer dormant.

[dug_down_deep]

I wish to complain that the laws of logic seem to have been violated, and it makes me feel uncomfortable.

[Brother Daniel]

The laws of comfort have been violated, and it makes me feel illogical. :D

[Memoria]

The laws of comfort have been violated, and it makes me feel illogical. :D

Just remove the squirrel from your underwear and you'll be fine.

[Brother Daniel]

I'm sure I would have thought of that, had I filleted my toast properly this morning.

[Memoria]

That's why it's important to start the day with a good breakfast.

[JamesBannon]

I wish to complain about thread derails!

[Memoria]

Reports pp as Hitler-mod. Demands recall.

[Magdlyn]

I wish to complain about bad backs, bitch slaps, poor interpersonal communications, and life in general.

thank you

[Garrett]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwesp_KgoXs

[Garrett]

sue me, bitches

[Rivka]

*sues Garrett's bitch ass*

[Magdlyn]

lol

[Tiamat]

I would like to complain about birthdays being in December...People just lump us in with Xmas and give us double-duty gifts! Not fair damn it!

[Memoria]

I would like to complain about parents who have their kids too close to any major holiday...and each other's birthdays.

[Tiamat]

Yeah! What gives with that? Maybe we should tell them not to have sex in March and April!

[Memoria]

Spring fever, who needs it?

[John]

I would like to complain about people being born.

[Tiamat]

I would like to complain about the line at the complaint center, when I was complaining about the lines at the registers.

[Rivka]

I would like to complain about stupid-ass customers who create those lines, as well as the stupid-asses who blame them on the cashier.

[Memoria]

I wouldn't like to complain about stupid, mo-fo managers...I AM going to complain about stupid, goddamn, mo-fo, asshole, fly-off-the-handle managers who ignore the shit piling up @ their feet until it finally reaches their nose and then turn around and threaten everyone's job if the shit isn't taken care of by yesterday!!

[Garrett]

I wouldn't like to complain about the pp, but I am going to complain about her invisible status.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/angry009.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[Rivka]

I'm going to complain todays shift supervisor at work. I swear, that girl's IQ cannot possibly be in the triple-digits.

[Memoria]

What is it with people always need to know where I'm going & what I'm doing? My ma used to be like that. All you would have to do is shift in your seat & she'd ask "Where are you going?" Shit!

[Garrett]

What is it with people always need to know where I'm going & what I'm doing? My ma used to be like that. All you would have to do is shift in your seat & she'd ask "Where are you going?" Shit!
Ah, but my motives are not the same as your mother's. At least I hope they aren't! :wave:

[Memoria]

What is it with people always need to know where I'm going & what I'm doing? My ma used to be like that. All you would have to do is shift in your seat & she'd ask "Where are you going?" Shit!
Ah, but my motives are not the same as your mother's. At least I hope they aren't! :wave:

I hope not. Her explanation for doing it was that you might be going to the kitchen & maybe she would want you to get her something. Maybe :rolleyes:

[Magdlyn]

What is it with people always need to know where I'm going & what I'm doing? My ma used to be like that. All you would have to do is shift in your seat & she'd ask "Where are you going?" Shit!
Ah, but my motives are not the same as your mother's. At least I hope they aren't! :wave:

I hope not. Her explanation for doing it was that you might be going to the kitchen & maybe she would want you to get her something. Maybe :rolleyes:

LOL I don't think any of us want you to go to the kitchen, but I can see why you'd want to be invisible, if you're thinking of her watching you like that. :hug:

[Garrett]

I have to complain, they're teaming up.

[Magdlyn]

I dont like her being invisible, but I am trying to be empathetic.

[Garrett]

You're nice like that.

[Memoria]

I just prefer it.

[Magdlyn]

I respect that, Memoria, but it's nice to have a clue as to why. :o :wave:

[Garrett]

I'm stalking her, so she's just being careful?

[Memoria]

^_^

[Tiamat]

heh

[Magdlyn]

I want to complain about cyber-stalkers itt!

I knew it. I knew it, and I called it the other day.

[Memoria]

http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/angry/talktothehand.gif

[Garrett]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/green/greensmilies-012.gif (http://www.greensmilies.com)

[Blueskyboris]

Why did some asshole delete my post?

David B Because some's dick was busy! :D

[Blueskyboris]

Yup, I stopped reading this thread early.

[Garrett]

Who said that?

[Magdlyn]

tl;dr

[Memoria]

It's never long enough.

[Magdlyn]

*reluctantly and complainingly deletes sexual innuendo*

[Memoria]

Feigns innocence http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/innocent/innocent0009.gif

[Garrett]

I want to complain about the lack of sexual innuendo in this thread.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/whacky028.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[Memoria]

Why don't you just stick it in?

[Garrett]

Baby you can drive my car.

...great, now there's a tune in my head. What to do? hmm

[Garrett]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvFG0VnIurM

did anyone see that coming? ;)

[Magdlyn]

*purposely does not flirt with Garrett*

*buys Memoria a "cup of coffee"*

[Memoria]

Baby you can drive my car.

...great, now there's a tune in my head. What to do? hmm
Do you have a stick?

*purposely does not flirt with Garrett*

*buys Memoria a "cup of coffee"*

Tea, tea. Good ole all-American Lipton's tea...that's what I like :p

[Garrett]

*listens to tune again*

[Magdlyn]

Baby you can drive my car.

...great, now there's a tune in my head. What to do? hmm
Do you have a stick?

*purposely does not flirt with Garrett*

*buys Memoria a "cup of coffee"*

Tea, tea. Good ole all-American Lipton's tea...that's what I like :p

As you wish.

And how do you take your tea, my dear? :loveeyes:

[Memoria]

By the pot-ful!

With sugar only.

[Magdlyn]

Oh, multiple cups it is then.

Raw sugar OK?

[Memoria]

I'm a very refined woman.

[Magdlyn]

Oh, I do beg your pardon...

*moves on to next victim*

[Garrett]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIqLsGT2wbQ
C'mon, hit the play button.

[Tiamat]

Oh I love that song.

[Rivka]

Oh I love that song.

Well, I don't. I didn't even push play but I already know I hate it.

*bitches*

*moans*

*pees in someone's cheerios*

[Magdlyn]

Oh I love that song.

Well, I don't. I didn't even push play but I already know I hate it.

*bitches*

*moans*

*pees in someone's cheerios*

Ha! not mine this time. b/c i dont eat Cheerios!

[Rivka]

Oh I love that song.

Well, I don't. I didn't even push play but I already know I hate it.

*bitches*

*moans*

*pees in someone's cheerios*

Ha! not mine this time. b/c i dont eat Cheerios!

Fair enough. Remind me to menstruate in your toothpaste next time.

[Tiamat]

hehe PMSing today?

[Rivka]

hehe PMSing today?

NO!!!!!!!!!11

;)

[Tiamat]

ROFL

[Tiamat]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCwKbUVyHLY

[Magdlyn]

Well, I don't. I didn't even push play but I already know I hate it.

*bitches*

*moans*

*pees in someone's cheerios*

Ha! not mine this time. b/c i dont eat Cheerios!

Fair enough. Remind me to menstruate in your toothpaste next time.

:yikes::thwack::yikes::thwack::yikes:

[Memoria]

Well, I don't. I didn't even push play but I already know I hate it.

*bitches*

*moans*

*pees in someone's cheerios*

Ha! not mine this time. b/c i dont eat Cheerios!

Fair enough. Remind me to menstruate in your toothpaste next time.

That is so hawt! Do you mind if I psychotically cyber-stalk you for a while?

[Garrett]

^ Such a noob. You don't ask for permission! :rolleyes:

[Memoria]

Reports pp for insulting me & my stalking techniques!