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  1. rednoise
    09-15-2015 09:25 PM
    rednoise
    I teach 42 kids and what do I get?
    Another day older and deeper in debt.
    St. Peter don't you call me to that Celestial Shore,
    I have 42 students and they're sending me more.

    The bell rings at four but my bed's not made,
    I still have all those papers to grade,
    The faculty meets at seven they say,
    And tomorrow is a meeting of the PTA.

    I teach 42 kids and what do I get?
    Younger in heart, nothing to regret.
    St. Peter don't you call me, I can't leave here,
    I'll have 42 students again next year.
  2. rednoise
    09-15-2015 09:25 PM
    rednoise
    Now, some people say a teacher's made out of steel,
    But a teacher's made of stuff that can think and feel.
    A mind and a body and a tortured soul,
    The ability to teach the shy and the bold.

    I teach 42 kids and what do I get?
    Another day older and deeper in debt.
    St. Peter don't you call me to that Heavenly Gate,
    I owe my soul to the youth of this state.

    I was born one morning it was cloudy and cool,
    I picked up my register and walked to the school.
    I wrote 42 names on my class roll,
    My superintendent said, "Well, bless my soul!"

    I teach 42 kids and what do I get?
    Another day older and deeper in debt.
    St. Peter don't you call me to that Celestial Shore,
    I have 42 students and they're sending me more.

    There's a child in every seat from wall to wall,
    Any more who come will have to stand in the hall.
    They're breathing down my neck, they're walking on my toes,
    They're telling me their joys and I'm sharing all their woes.
  3. rednoise
    09-15-2015 09:24 PM
    rednoise
    Heard this song today; thought you might appreciate it. I couldn't find it on Youtube, but I found Seeger's lyrics. To the tune of 16 Tons:
  4. BobCox
    03-18-2015 07:34 AM
    BobCox
    Like the Rev Jim tar
  5. Bilirubin
    09-25-2012 08:56 PM
    Bilirubin
  6. TestyCalibrate
    05-25-2012 07:28 PM
    TestyCalibrate
    Yeah. It's a habit I've got to break.
  7. Requiem
    05-25-2012 07:24 PM
    Requiem
    wait what? I mean, I get the 20,000 reference but was that an affirmative answer?
  8. Pingu
    05-21-2012 09:06 AM
    Pingu
    Sure, but it's not me that's trying to generalise here. harrumph.
  9. Supernaut
    05-06-2012 05:22 PM
    Supernaut
    I see your point.....
  10. Pingu
    04-28-2012 04:20 PM
    Pingu
    You didn't hear the snark?

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