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02-21-2016, 05:09 PM | #2618357 / #1 | |
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Was Most Terrestrial Life Destroyed by a Global Flood ~4500 Years Ago?
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And those rock layers turn out to be many millions of years old. As determined by radiometric dating. Against which you have yet to raise a single objection that withstands the slightest scrutiny. Fail. :
Even if it were true, folklore is not evidence. And how would any of these folklore "historians" be in a position to know the extent of any flood they might have witnessed, heard about, or heard the nth generation retelling of?
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It astounds me that Davie thinks those things are evidence for the bible.
The number, type, distribution, and variety of fossils makes it impossible that they were buried during a global flood. If all of those plants and animals had been alive on the earth before The FloodTM, the earth would have been completely covered many meters deep with lifeforms, packed together lIke sardines.. The only possible way they all could have inhabited the earth, lived their lives, died, and been buried is a few at a time over a very long period. There are simply far too many fossils. And the fact that many cultures all over the earth have flood myths is evidence AGAINST the biblical version of a flood! In the biblical version, all those cultures were wiped out, you fuckwit. They wouldn't have survived to talk about it if it had actually happened! How do you not grasp this? This has long struck me as one of the stupidest arguments In favor of the flood. "Many cultures all around the world speak of a global flood... that killed everyone off." You seriously can't see the problem here? Bwahahahaha!!
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What, exactly, in your "billions of dead things buried in rock layers laid down by water all over the earth" mantra, cannot be produced over "currently operating processes"? Remember: We can readily provide a whole LIST of features that your Flood could not possibly have produced. You know them all of course, but it's trivial to post some of them again. Can you provide us with ONE feature an old Earth cannot account for? And your Fludde theory can? Inb4 "Yeah well, Flood legends"!!!
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BTW, I totally called it:
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02-21-2016, 08:34 PM | #2618409 / #8 | |
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Nothing that oceans can't explain. Unless you want to call the fact that much of the modern landmass was once ocean, a "Flood". In which case sure. It just wasn't 4,000 years ago.
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You have NEVAH addressed the rebuttal. You lose on this, and you're trying to ignore the existence of the rebuttal and the actual state of play just highlights what a dishonest lying asshat you are. Now that you have brilliantly figured out to do a multiword search filtered by poster -- having your hand held every fricking step of the way -- you are welcome to go back and ATTEMPT a rebuttal. It will fail. UNTIL you summon up the cojones to make this attempt, you are making a meaningless, empty, vacuous claim which no one will pay the slightest attention to, and that's exactly the amount of attention it deserves: none whatsoever. |
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02-22-2016, 02:24 AM | #2618440 / #11 | |
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But we know the general lines along which the world was settled, supported by genetic evidence (the same evidence that Dave would have no problem with if it were presented in a genealogical or medical or criminal context): out of Africa etc. So we know humanity didn't spread from a Middle Eastern locus in the first place, but from an African one (though the Middle East would have been a gateway through which much of the rest of the world was accessed). So the alleged dispersal of *the* flood story should match the paleontological, archaeological, genetic, etc. evidence of the sequence of settlement of the world. But, of course, it doesn't. Except in the immediate vicinity of the Near East, we don't get a smooth gradient of Bible-like flood stories that matches the pattern of dispersal of peoples. Instead, Bible-like flood stories are scattered around haphazardly, likely due to the influence of early missionaries and the like on the peoples from whom those stories were collected. And then we get a huge variety of other variations -- including no flood stories, ones in which the cause, motive, characters, results, and motifs very tremendously, and so on. The flood was caused by a shaman. The flood was caused by the Inuit deity Sedna. The flood explains fossils found eroding high on mountainsides. The flood bubbled out of the underworld, with no rain. Boats or canoes allowed people to escape. A supernatural beaver or muskrat brought mud up from the bottom of the water world to build a refuge. On and on in endless variations, many of which don't resemble the Bible version much more than in having the world "flood" involved... Tsunamis, end-ice-age melting, river flooding... There are dozens of local explanations for why people (almost all of whom live along lakes, rivers, streams, or ocean margins) would have their own flood stories, or would borrow them from neighbors much more immediate than the people at the eastern end of the Mediterranean. And, of course, you'd expect to see a similar outward-spreading ripple centered around the Middle East of ... EVERYTHING: the dispersal of wild and domesticated plants and animals, the spread of cultures and lifeways, the spread of agriculture and architecture, etc. We see some of this with regard to the advent of agriculture, settled villages and urban centers, and the neolithic, at least with regard to southern Eurasia. But we don't see it with regard to many other things, for example, if Noah already had command of agriculture, a pastoral economy, carpentry and boat building, etc., then everybody should have taken those cultural elements with them as they spread outward. But, of course, that's not at all what the European explorers encountered when they began encountering the rest of the world's languages and cultures: instead they found a bewildering variety of languages, lifeways, architectures, and so on that bore little resemblance to the Biblical society. Likewise, the distribution of OTHER stories, legends, myths, and oral literature ought to parallel that of the (non-existent) spread of the flood story. But, uh, nope... As I told Dave long ago, folklorists and linguists have compiled and indexed a huge mass of the world's various myth-motifs over the course of the last couple of centuries, and the pattern of borrowings, inversions, etc., is much more complicated than any simple outward ripple from the Tigris-Eurphrates uplands could explain. And, of course, evidence of human habitation everywhere goes back much further than Dave's 6-10 k years. The genetics also provide a means of dating the divergence of populations (and that's just looking at us comparatively-recent humans, and not at the staggeringly ancient divisions of the kingdoms of life, the animal phyla, etc., etc., etc.). Genetic "Eve" and "Adam" don't date to four or six or eight thousand years, but to tens or hundreds of thousands of years ago. Neandertals were mating with humans 60 thousand years ago (likely somewhere in the MidEast). Human were mating with Neandertals upwards of 100 thousand years ago, somewhere in Eurasia. NONE OF IT, none of these lines of evidence or any of literally hundreds or thousands of others, many of which have no arguable religious or old-earth "agenda," works for YEC or for Dave. It's like he's sitting in the middle of an endless minefield, afraid to move, flick a pebble, or breathe too hard. While proclaiming himself the battlefield victor, lol. It's droll, but it's also pathetic, and Dave's been stuck in that pathetic mode for a very long time now. If some of life's goals are growth, learning, individuation... Well, Dave's entirely missed the boat. Not that there was any big dumb square rudder-less animal-poop-packed boat in the first fricking place. Last edited by Steviepinhead; 02-22-2016 at 02:28 AM. |
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02-22-2016, 03:29 AM | #2618443 / #12 |
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Of course, for those who know anything whatsoever about indigenous peoples and cultures (which leaves Dave out, as he's amply demonstrated, despite the opportunity that was served up to him by his missionary heritage to know at least one indigenous culture in some detail), it's deeply insulting to suggest that the indigenous cultures all over the world are just pale imitations of some MidEastern "original."
The whole notion is beyond idiotic. Not that that's ever stopped Dave from flinging himself headlong into yet another abyss of stoopid. |
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02-22-2016, 04:55 AM | #2618446 / #14 | |
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I get it. I got it immediately. In fact I was raised by a biblical literalist, so I was taught as a child that everyone descends from Noah's family. I just love the look on people's faces when I point out the obvious, because most of them had never thought that far ahead (incredibly). They're speechless because they're not prepared to adopt the conclusion that derives from their own argument. It is so obvious to most people that Africans in all their many variations, Australian aborigines, Native Americans in all their varieties, Arabs, Persians, Siberian reindeer herders, Chinese, Japanese, Koreans, Pacific Islanders in all their many varieties, Europeans of all their various flavors, etc... All these races and all their cultures and languages could not have arisen from a single family that lived 4,500 years ago. This is REALLY obvious. To everyone. So, they say "cultures everywhere have flood myths" but they imagine each of those cultures somehow experiencing the flood each in their own way. I think they're trying to argue for some version of a regional flood, various regional floods, or some other interpretation that saves the bible by making the flood a real event, just not the complete global catastrophe a literal reading requires. When confronted with the fact that widely dispersed cultures can't recall an event they didn't a) witness or b) survive, they abandon the whole argument because no matter how stupid they may be, they're not going to try to argue that everyone on earth actually descends from Noah's family. Of course, we're not talking about Dave here. Dave is a unique category of stupid.
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If he doubts that I've rebutted his crap claim, or if he somehow believes he ever made any substantive response to that rebuttal, then it's up to him to demonstrate it. |
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02-22-2016, 06:07 AM | #2618451 / #16 | ||
I did. F. Poste.
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Elsewhere, I did very much enjoy this: http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Ark-Befo.../dp/B00BMUVVS2
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I did. F. Poste.
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Not only have they not been ignored, the "mainstream" model i.e. the vast body of science across many demains explains it all BETTER and more SELF-CONSITENTLY (by many orders of magnitude) and than YEC, without recourse to ad hoc miracles including traceless periods of massively accelerated nuclear decay. This post of yours is basically an admission that you can come up with NO "assumption in radiometric dating" that requires any justification that has not alrealdy been provided. You are left naked with with nothing but your refusal to believe the answer. I am increasingly convinced that at some level you know this.
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02-22-2016, 06:39 AM | #2618454 / #18 |
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Okay, here's one such discussion. There may be more discussion down thread, but I didn't look.
I know I analyzed at least one Native American myth, and that I've told Dave (probably more than once) about the Stith Thompson index of myth-motifs. Maybe I'll get a chance to poke around later this week. Last edited by Steviepinhead; 02-22-2016 at 06:42 AM. |
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This group of Native North American myths all have a similar theme of animals diving for mud to make a new land surface after the flood, which seems to ring a bell (though not a particularly Noachian bell):
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The guy is bonkers. He's always been bonkers, ever since we met him. Last edited by Steviepinhead; 02-22-2016 at 06:54 AM. |
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02-22-2016, 06:57 AM | #2618458 / #21 |
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The Stith Thompson myth-motif index.
Unfortunately for Dave, there are means available to easily test the claim that all the different flood tales bear some close resemblance to the Biblical-Sumerian one. |
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02-22-2016, 07:34 AM | #2618462 / #23 |
I did. F. Poste.
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It's often struck me that Dave must have had a very land-locked life.
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