"I am going to see Sex and the City"= "Please castrate me."

Hookpunch · 05-30-2008, 01:23 PM

Just wondering , is there any guy of any sexual orientation even remotely interested in this movie?

This fucking abomination is all over the media as if we suddenly found out Hendrix , Morrison and Steve Ray Vaughan all faked their deaths and have decided to come out of hiding.

Matty · 05-30-2008, 02:35 PM

heh i'm pleased to say i knew nothing of it.

here is a suprprisingly honest promo poster.

does anyone think that the horse faced slag in charge is even remotely good looking?
even with that second head/melanoma in waiting that covers half her cheek?

Hookpunch · 05-30-2008, 02:40 PM

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does anyone think that the horse faced slag in charge is even remotely good looking?
even with that second head/melanoma in waiting that covers half her cheek?

That is what I want to know, what was responsible for the mass delusion in Hollywood that caused Parker to be designated attractive.

Of course it is only because Matty and I are Adonises that we can talk like this.

Matty · 05-30-2008, 02:42 PM

of course.

nygreenguy · 05-30-2008, 03:24 PM

SJP is fabulous and I went and saw the midnight showing.

Take that bitches.

Hookpunch · 05-30-2008, 04:43 PM

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SJP is fabulous and I went and saw the midnight showing.

Midnight Showing!!!!

Lost and found just called, your balls still haven't turned up!

This is fabulous?

dug_down_deep · 05-30-2008, 05:00 PM

She's fine. Leave her alone.

But the movie? Eh, no. No. No.

premjan · 05-30-2008, 05:03 PM

Carrie hurt her feet from all the high heels she had to wear for that show. So she deserves some sympathy.

nygreenguy · 05-30-2008, 05:33 PM

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!

Lost and found just called, your balls still haven't turned up!

Thats cool, i find no need to be hyper masculine!

:

This is fabulous?

No, its totally fierce!

Hookpunch · 05-30-2008, 06:00 PM

[QUOTE=nygreenguy;66153]

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Thats cool, i find no need to be hyper masculine!

[/I]

sigh....this whole cyber insulting thing isn't going to work if you insist on being so mature.

Still fab?

Matty · 05-30-2008, 06:37 PM

My vote is that she is retarded and has a really piss taking elder brother.

"Go on sis, this'll look awesome, ......pppffftttpp...snicker"

Testy Calibrate · 05-31-2008, 05:45 AM

[QUOTE=Hookpunch;66177]

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Thats cool, i find no need to be hyper masculine!

[/I]

sigh....this whole cyber insulting thing isn't going to work if you insist on being so mature.

Still fab?

Are you kidding? Look at that position. What does it look like she's getting ready to do?

Matty · 06-01-2008, 02:48 AM

heh, alright Sarah but if i let you, you promise to get me the number of one of teh cute ones

Magdlyn · 06-01-2008, 12:12 PM

I've never watched that show, but apparently they have a lot of sex and talk about it a lot.

Ew.

Testy Calibrate · 06-02-2008, 08:16 PM

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heh, alright Sarah but if i let you, you promise to get me the number of one of teh cute ones

Ray Moscow · 06-03-2008, 09:06 AM

I never much liked the TV series, but the movie has got pretty good reviews.

I think I'll pass, though.

jess · 06-04-2008, 02:54 AM

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My vote is that she is retarded and has a really piss taking elder brother.

"Go on sis, this'll look awesome, ......pppffftttpp...snicker"

pshaw.

That is one fucking amazing hat.

That is a hat to end hats.

Marie Antoinette could not have wished for more.

I hope hats come back because of her.

Cause, that is one cool hat.

(no, not sarcastic at all. Seriously. that is one mother-fucking cool hat. anyone who says differently is just jealous s/he doesnt have the ovum to wear it.)

eta: NYgreen guy--- that's hot.

Monad · 06-04-2008, 06:47 AM

I didn't realise it was attached to her head. I thought she was just standing under some arty contraption or kids toy.

Monad · 06-04-2008, 06:48 AM

Anyway - I'm not planning to go see it so who gets their tits out and who dies?

jess · 06-04-2008, 03:41 PM

well, Anthony Lane has a bit to say on it.

Octavia · 06-05-2008, 10:50 PM

I went last night, with a bunch of drunken friends. (Yay for cosmos! We were themed drunk.) It was fantastic! Movie was packed, all seats sold out - only opened here yesterday. There were about a dozen blokes in the whole theatre, two of them ushers on the doors, pressed against them as (I kid you not) hundreds of women ran up the stairs once the doors were open, and crushed them. (I actually heard the poor buggers giving that little frightened laugh trying to avoid the stampede, and saying to each other "Be brave!").

Magdlyn · 06-06-2008, 02:58 AM

LOL

There are quite a few fans of that TV show that wanted an update on the girls' lives!

Jest2Ask · 06-06-2008, 11:31 AM

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LOL

There are quite a few fans of that TV show that wanted an update on the girls' lives!

Why ... I do not want to see what happened in later years to the cast of Friends / Seinfield / Raymond etc (not that I am a fan of those shows either)

I suggest someone change their screen name to NYGREEN-Claims to be a Guy and the so-called hat :rolling:

Monad · 06-06-2008, 11:35 AM

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well, Anthony Lane has a bit to say on it.

Yes but he didn't answer my question

Obd · 06-06-2008, 11:52 AM

I've managed to stay away from Titanic and I'm sure as hell not going to watch this.

05-30-2008, 01:23 PM	#66013 / #1
Hookpunch Senior Member : Mar 2008 : 584	"I am going to see Sex and the City"= "Please castrate me." Just wondering , is there any guy of any sexual orientation even remotely interested in this movie? This fucking abomination is all over the media as if we suddenly found out Hendrix , Morrison and Steve Ray Vaughan all faked their deaths and have decided to come out of hiding.

05-30-2008, 02:35 PM	#66041 / #2
Matty You wot? : Mar 2008 : Ontario, Canada : 22,200	heh i'm pleased to say i knew nothing of it. here is a suprprisingly honest promo poster. does anyone think that the horse faced slag in charge is even remotely good looking? even with that second head/melanoma in waiting that covers half her cheek? __________________ It is the duty of all human beings to think God out of existence. Then we have a future. Because then - and only then - do we take full responsibility for who we are.

05-30-2008, 02:42 PM	#66044 / #4
Matty You wot? : Mar 2008 : Ontario, Canada : 22,200	of course. __________________ It is the duty of all human beings to think God out of existence. Then we have a future. Because then - and only then - do we take full responsibility for who we are.

05-30-2008, 06:37 PM	#66202 / #11
Matty You wot? : Mar 2008 : Ontario, Canada : 22,200	My vote is that she is retarded and has a really piss taking elder brother. "Go on sis, this'll look awesome, ......pppffftttpp...snicker" __________________ It is the duty of all human beings to think God out of existence. Then we have a future. Because then - and only then - do we take full responsibility for who we are.

06-01-2008, 02:48 AM	#66896 / #13
Matty You wot? : Mar 2008 : Ontario, Canada : 22,200	heh, alright Sarah but if i let you, you promise to get me the number of one of teh cute ones __________________ It is the duty of all human beings to think God out of existence. Then we have a future. Because then - and only then - do we take full responsibility for who we are.

05-30-2008, 03:24 PM	#66068 / #5
nygreenguy Sporophyte : Mar 2008 : Syracuse : 3,546	SJP is fabulous and I went and saw the midnight showing. Take that bitches.

05-30-2008, 05:00 PM	#66130 / #7
dug_down_deep bad trolls = good trolls : Mar 2008 : Solipsia : 8,421	She's fine. Leave her alone. But the movie? Eh, no. No. No.

05-30-2008, 05:03 PM	#66131 / #8
premjan Senior Member : May 2008 : NJ : 4,505	Carrie hurt her feet from all the high heels she had to wear for that show. So she deserves some sympathy.

06-01-2008, 12:12 PM	#66958 / #14
Magdlyn NSFW : Apr 2008 : Following my bliss : 9,423	I've never watched that show, but apparently they have a lot of sex and talk about it a lot. Ew. __________________ Bees. I'm covered in 'em.

06-03-2008, 09:06 AM	#67904 / #16
Ray Moscow Aspiring to humanity : Mar 2008 : Surrey, England : 5,144	I never much liked the TV series, but the movie has got pretty good reviews. I think I'll pass, though. __________________ "Why are so few of us left active, healthy, and without personality disorders? " -Rorschach

06-04-2008, 06:47 AM	#68629 / #18
Monad Rabbit in your headlights Mod: LSD, Phys Sci : Mar 2008 : UK : 13,346	I didn't realise it was attached to her head. I thought she was just standing under some arty contraption or kids toy.

06-04-2008, 06:48 AM	#68630 / #19
Monad Rabbit in your headlights Mod: LSD, Phys Sci : Mar 2008 : UK : 13,346	Anyway - I'm not planning to go see it so who gets their tits out and who dies?

06-04-2008, 03:41 PM	#68870 / #20
jess at the Cafe... : Mar 2008 : 4,687	well, Anthony Lane has a bit to say on it. __________________ The only thing to do is jump over the moon.

06-05-2008, 10:50 PM	#69862 / #21
Octavia Kiwi at the Nexus : Mar 2008 : 3,008	I went last night, with a bunch of drunken friends. (Yay for cosmos! We were themed drunk.) It was fantastic! Movie was packed, all seats sold out - only opened here yesterday. There were about a dozen blokes in the whole theatre, two of them ushers on the doors, pressed against them as (I kid you not) hundreds of women ran up the stairs once the doors were open, and crushed them. (I actually heard the poor buggers giving that little frightened laugh trying to avoid the stampede, and saying to each other "Be brave!").

06-06-2008, 02:58 AM	#70029 / #22
Magdlyn NSFW : Apr 2008 : Following my bliss : 9,423	LOL There are quite a few fans of that TV show that wanted an update on the girls' lives! __________________ Bees. I'm covered in 'em.

06-06-2008, 11:52 AM	#70147 / #25
Obd Senior Member : Mar 2008 : Netherlands : 497	I've managed to stay away from Titanic and I'm sure as hell not going to watch this.

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