people who need to get fucking guillotined already speculative bodycount thread: ongoing -

daap-umop-bnp · 03-10-2016, 11:40 PM

I really don't know why but I'm currently one of 160 people watching Martin Shkreli playing a mmorpg in his pajamas. I keep hoping someone bursts into the room he's in and beats the shit out of him.

daap-umop-bnp · 03-10-2016, 11:42 PM

Username : PharmaBroMS

[serious] · 03-12-2016, 12:41 AM

I'm not a proponent of capital punishment, but with one minor change, I could get behind a guillotine for some people:

Testycalibrated · 03-12-2016, 01:27 AM

who are those guys?

[serious] · 03-12-2016, 03:48 AM

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who are those guys?

Tim Kennedy is choking out Trevor Smith. It's a strikeforce fight from before Kennedy signed with the UFC.

Testycalibrated · 03-12-2016, 04:36 AM

why would you want an mma fighter guillotined?

[serious] · 03-12-2016, 05:50 AM

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why would you want an mma fighter guillotined?

No, that type of choke is called a guillotine.

I want to see assholes get choked the fuck out.

Testycalibrated · 03-12-2016, 05:58 AM

Oic.

ksen · 03-23-2016, 03:45 PM

“The United States Has Lost the Will and Ability to Prosecute Top Corporate Executives”

jesus christ

I'm gonna go ahead and add the entire DOJ and financial regulators to this list.

daap-umop-bnp · 03-23-2016, 04:27 PM

Like Hillary says, Obama received donations from corporate donors and it certainly didn't affect his heavy-handed approach to corporapolis!

Relax, citizen. All is well.

Worldtraveller · 03-23-2016, 04:57 PM

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Like Hillary says, Obama received donations from corporate donors and it certainly didn't affect his heavy-handed approach to corporapolis!

Relax, citizen. All is well.Too bad we forgot the lube.

FIXT

thatsneakyguy · 03-31-2016, 07:15 PM

Fuck these kids

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With the recent media coverage regarding Andrew and Daniel Frankish and their horrendous maltreatment of their family pet bulldog "Baby", their sentencing of 21 weeks suspended for two years, and a tagged curfew for six months has riled a lot of people as inadequate punishment for such disgusting and cruel actions. The poor animal was repeatedly thrown down flights of stairs, "pile driven" into the ground from head height, swung around, and stamped all over. "Baby" was put to sleep three months later after losing the use of her hind legs. This was all captured on camera, and it is clear it was for their sick enjoyment. We believe this sentence should be reconsidered and the punishment should be greater for such horrendous treatment of a defenceless animal.

petition-letter

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The video starts playing right away, I can't even watch it.
Link

ksen · 03-31-2016, 07:54 PM

Ugh, stupid human race.

daap-umop-bnp · 03-31-2016, 08:52 PM

I'm not watching this.

Mike PSS · 04-01-2016, 12:21 PM

Let's play "name the mental disorder" involved here.
Surprised no mention of the parents/guardians.
Animal sadism is usually a pre-cursor to a fuck load of follow-on psychotic actions.

Heinz Hershold · 04-01-2016, 01:21 PM

Well, it all makes sense.

Humans are *different* than the other animals because humans are closer to *God*

and God is the ultimate sadist.

ksen · 04-01-2016, 02:21 PM

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Let's play "name the mental disorder" involved here.
Surprised no mention of the parents/guardians.
Animal sadism is usually a pre-cursor to a fuck load of follow-on psychotic actions.

affluenza

fleet-footed Urban Youth · 04-01-2016, 03:06 PM

i like to think of this thread as suggesting a standard course of treatment for affluenza.

nostrum · 04-02-2016, 02:17 AM

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Let's play "name the mental disorder" involved here.
Surprised no mention of the parents/guardians.
Animal sadism is usually a pre-cursor to a fuck load of follow-on psychotic actions.

psychotic =!= psychopathic, which is much more likely in a lot of the people needing guillotining

Old Dan · 04-02-2016, 07:40 PM

Ok yall, we're addin Texas U.S. Representative Louie Gohmert to the list, and he needs guillotined right quick.

TEXAS GOPER OPPOSES BILL PROMOTING FEMALE SCIENTISTS BECAUSE ‘GOD DIDN’T MAKE US EQUAL’ (VIDEO)

Feller's caught on tape opposin a bill that would help advance women in STEM fields, yall.

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... HR4755 (Inspiring the Next Space Pioneers, Innovators, Researchers, and Explorers (INSPIRE) Women Act) was introduced by U.S. Rep Barbara Comstock (R-VA). The bill requires NASA to continue three of its ongoing programs which focus on inspiring young girls’ interest in STEM, as well as develop a strategy that leverages NASA’s current and former personnel to encourage young girls to enter into STEM fields, with a focus on aerospace science.

It’s hard to imagine anyone who would oppose such positive and empowering programs designed to help young women across the nation. But during a vote on HR4755 on March 22, three U.S. representatives managed to fill that role. U.S. Rep. Gohmert, U.S. Rep. Justin Amash (R-MI), and U.S. Rep. Thomas Massie (R-KY) were the only three dissenting votes.

Here’s a video of Gohmert explaining why he would not support either bill.

Louie Gohmert: Bills promoting women scientists 'discriminate based on gender' - YouTube

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Gohmert may be the first congressman to invoke Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. and legendary physicist and chemist Marie Curie while arguing against a bill designed to encourage education and opportunities for young women. But wait, there’s more.

Gohmert continues:

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And, you know, that’s just not the way God intended us to be treating women, he added after taking the floor. I know that everybody is today talking about equality and we’ve got groups that are trying to make us believe that women are equal to men. However, that’s just not the case. God didn’t make us equal. It is ourselves, we have created this illusion of equality. And you want to know what the most powerful evidence of that there is? Simple biology. We have parts they don’t and vice versa. So right then and there you’ve got proof of God’s master plan.

Gohmert also added that:

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[…] women were created for one thing and one thing alone,” as well as that “we are insulting the Lord by allowing women to act like men. Women are beautiful creatures, no doubt about that. We marry them, we look after them, we provide for them and we love them, but that does not mean they are the same as us. It is the job of a woman to stay at home, to maintain the household, to bear children and look after them after they’re born. Nowhere in the scriptures does it say that women should be chasing after fancy titles and knowledge. The only knowledge they need is the one we men allow them to have.

Gohmert feels that many, if not most, of America’s troubles, is linked to our allowing girls to chase “fancy titles and knowledge.”

Old Dan · 04-03-2016, 10:10 AM

Never mind, yall, I done got April fooled. I gotta stop readin these asshole websites that post both satire and real news without tellin ya which is which. My bad.

Wait, yall, can we guillotine him anyway? Just fer general purposes.

fleet-footed Urban Youth · 04-03-2016, 11:03 AM

gotta crack a few eggs and all

Reign_Cryogen · 04-03-2016, 02:19 PM

you could be forgiven for not being able to distinguish this from things he really does say all the time.

rednoise · 04-03-2016, 04:08 PM

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you could be forgiven for not being able to distinguish this from things he really does say all the time.

yeah. i read that and thought, "well, that's not any worse than shit i hear people from east texas say anyway."

daap-umop-bnp · 04-04-2016, 03:32 AM

Um guys I think we might need a revolution. Not sure we can get the guillotines past the guards.

http://www.cjr.org/the_audit/a_pulle..._us_booste.php

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The Nation has a scoop—or had, actually—from Wikileaks cables showing that the Obama administration pressured Haiti not to raise its minimum wage to 61 cents an hour, or five bucks a day.

03-10-2016, 11:40 PM	#2624806 / #251
daap-umop-bnp murder by chair : Apr 2009 : a white state : 25,431	I really don't know why but I'm currently one of 160 people watching Martin Shkreli playing a mmorpg in his pajamas. I keep hoping someone bursts into the room he's in and beats the shit out of him. __________________ Please clap.

03-10-2016, 11:42 PM	#2624807 / #252
daap-umop-bnp murder by chair : Apr 2009 : a white state : 25,431	Username : PharmaBroMS __________________ Please clap.

03-12-2016, 12:41 AM	#2625284 / #253
[serious] I lack inactivity : Aug 2008 : 3,206	I'm not a proponent of capital punishment, but with one minor change, I could get behind a guillotine for some people: __________________ [/serious]

03-23-2016, 03:45 PM	#2629626 / #259
ksen Unsullied Master of Coin : May 2009 : New Eden : 39,793	“The United States Has Lost the Will and Ability to Prosecute Top Corporate Executives” jesus christ I'm gonna go ahead and add the entire DOJ and financial regulators to this list. __________________ ". . . organized greed always defeats disorganized democracy" - Matt Taibbi

03-23-2016, 04:27 PM	#2629664 / #260
daap-umop-bnp murder by chair : Apr 2009 : a white state : 25,431	Like Hillary says, Obama received donations from corporate donors and it certainly didn't affect his heavy-handed approach to corporapolis! Relax, citizen. All is well. __________________ Please clap.

03-31-2016, 07:54 PM	#2633182 / #263
ksen Unsullied Master of Coin : May 2009 : New Eden : 39,793	Ugh, stupid human race. __________________ ". . . organized greed always defeats disorganized democracy" - Matt Taibbi

03-31-2016, 08:52 PM	#2633209 / #264
daap-umop-bnp murder by chair : Apr 2009 : a white state : 25,431	I'm not watching this. __________________ Please clap.

04-01-2016, 12:21 PM	#2633375 / #265
Mike PSS Senior Member : Mar 2008 : Florida : 11,478	Let's play "name the mental disorder" involved here. Surprised no mention of the parents/guardians. Animal sadism is usually a pre-cursor to a fuck load of follow-on psychotic actions.

04-01-2016, 01:21 PM	#2633394 / #266
Heinz Hershold Superior Member : Sep 2011 : 2,727	Well, it all makes sense. Humans are different than the other animals because humans are closer to God and God is the ultimate sadist. __________________ RICHARD P. FEYNMAN Some remarks on science, pseudoscience, and learning how to not fool yourself. Caltech’s 1974 commencement address. If you’re doing an experiment, you should report everything that you think might make it invalid—not only what you think is right about it: other causes that could possibly explain your results. Details that could throw doubt on your interpretation must be given, if you know them. You must do the best you can—if you know anything at all wrong, or possibly wrong—to explain it.

04-01-2016, 03:06 PM	#2633438 / #268
fleet-footed Urban Youth ZA... WARUDO!! RnR/TR Official Historian : Jun 2008 : 42,699	i like to think of this thread as suggesting a standard course of treatment for affluenza. __________________ ＯＨＭＹＧＯＤ！

04-03-2016, 10:10 AM	#2634102 / #271
Old Dan Senior Member : Apr 2008 : the holla mohalla : 10,303	Never mind, yall, I done got April fooled. I gotta stop readin these asshole websites that post both satire and real news without tellin ya which is which. My bad. Wait, yall, can we guillotine him anyway? Just fer general purposes.

04-03-2016, 11:03 AM	#2634105 / #272
fleet-footed Urban Youth ZA... WARUDO!! RnR/TR Official Historian : Jun 2008 : 42,699	gotta crack a few eggs and all __________________ ＯＨＭＹＧＯＤ！

04-03-2016, 02:19 PM	#2634152 / #273
Reign_Cryogen lifelong TR supreme leader : Aug 2008 : 11,209	you could be forgiven for not being able to distinguish this from things he really does say all the time. __________________ I never saw a wild thing sorry for itself. A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough without ever having felt sorry for itself.

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