sticky thread for funny shit republican presidential hopefuls say

Testycalibrated · 06-02-2015, 10:55 PM

http://washington.cbslocal.com/2015/...er-with-girls/

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“Now I wish that someone told me that when I was in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE,” Huckabee says in the video. “I’m pretty sure that I would have found my feminine side and said, ‘Coach, I think I’d rather shower with the girls today.’ You’re laughing because it sounds so ridiculous, doesn’t it?”

praying · 06-02-2015, 11:18 PM

What an asshole

Testycalibrated · 06-02-2015, 11:45 PM

Kinda makes me want to rape him in the sort of non-legitimate way.

borealis · 06-02-2015, 11:50 PM

By 'funny' you meant 'appalling', right?

rednoise · 06-02-2015, 11:51 PM

Republicans seem to be intent on promoting the sexual harassment of women.

Evil Squirrel Overlord · 06-02-2015, 11:52 PM

Yes, "Funny" in the Minnesota way.

Fargo on "Funny-Looking" - YouTube

Testycalibrated · 06-03-2015, 12:37 AM

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By 'funny' you meant 'appalling', right?

Yeah. Pretty much.

Lel · 06-03-2015, 01:43 AM

I'm not even confident that Ted Cruz can out-dumb that.

Testycalibrated · 06-03-2015, 04:23 AM

Oh I don't know. Never say never.

PerseusOmega9 · 06-04-2015, 11:23 AM

Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R) said Monday that he’d be willing to sign a 20-week abortion ban without exceptions for rape or incest, adding that women were mostly concerned about those issues "in the initial months" of pregnancy, television station WKOW reported.

“I mean, I think for most people who are concerned about that, it’s in the initial months where they’re most concerned about it,” Walker said of pregnancies caused by rape and incest.

“In this case, again, it’s an unborn life, it’s an unborn child and that’s why we feel strongly about it,” Walker said. “I’m prepared to sign it either way that they send it to us.”

On Tuesday, a public hearing on the bill featured testimony from women who have had abortions and medical experts. While the Wisconsin State Assembly and Senate are expected to vote on the bill soon, none is scheduled.

Walker, a potential 2016 Republican presidential candidate, made news last week when he said ultrasounds were “pretty cool” while discussing Wisconsin’s mandatory ultrasounds for women seeking abortions.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewir...ampaign=buffer

borealis · 06-04-2015, 11:43 AM

"pretty cool"? I suppose he especially said "Wow, awesome!" about transvaginal ultrasounds.

Evil Squirrel Overlord · 06-04-2015, 01:00 PM

I like how this dickwads feel the need to mansplain what women think and should do as it really helps illustrate what absolute heartless dicks they are.

Rick Perry is now officially in the clown car.

SkepticTank · 06-04-2015, 01:14 PM

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Rick Perry is now officially in the clown car.

Awesome, two idiots from Texas. This should be entertaining.

SkepticTank · 06-04-2015, 01:45 PM

"You see a lot of candidates will say the right things. Whether it's about the border, whether it's about taxes, whether it's about spending, but we need a president who has done the right thing," Perry said in the video. "We need a president who bridges the partisan divide rather than widens."

If there's one person who can bridge the partisan divide it will be a white male evangelical from a southern red state.

schneibler elf · 06-05-2015, 01:31 AM

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I like how this dickwads feel the need to mansplain what women think and should do as it really helps illustrate what absolute heartless dicks they are.

Rick Perry is now officially in the clown car.

Out of the clown car

SkepticTank · 06-05-2015, 01:33 AM

In. The doors haven't opened yet.

Testycalibrated · 06-05-2015, 02:01 AM

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Oh I don't know. Never say never.

See?

schneibler elf · 06-05-2015, 02:36 AM

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In. The doors haven't opened yet.

yes they have. that's the whole point of the metaphor: they keep coming out, more of them than you'd think would fit.

come on ST

schneibler elf · 06-05-2015, 02:37 AM

lol google clown car, first link

Spode · 06-05-2015, 03:49 AM

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lol google clown car, first link

Those comments...

el jefe · 06-05-2015, 04:03 AM

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"You see a lot of candidates will say the right things. Whether it's about the border, whether it's about taxes, whether it's about spending, but we need a president who has done the right thing," Perry said in the video. "We need a president who bridges the partisan divide rather than widens."

If there's one person who can bridge the partisan divide it will be a white male evangelical from a southern red state.

who emulates George Bush on policy and politics

uncool · 06-05-2015, 04:10 AM

Heh. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...han-clown-car/

el jefe · 06-05-2015, 04:46 AM

http://politicalwire.com/2015/06/04/...f-the-day-947/

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"It’s not nation-building. We are assisting them in building their nation.”

— Sen. Marco Rubio, quoted by*Business Insider, on his vision for Iraq.

I called him overrated, but i'm starting to think shit for brains is closer to the mark

nostrum · 06-05-2015, 12:41 PM

lol

daap-umop-bnp · 06-05-2015, 07:47 PM

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Heh. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...han-clown-car/

That article makes me feel old. I've seen clown cars, pies in the face, and people slipping on banana peels. I guess millennials don't watch old tv.

06-02-2015, 11:18 PM	#2519610 / #2
praying Administrator TR'S UPPITY NEGRO ADMIN : Apr 2008 : 14,806	What an asshole __________________ You may be right, I may be crazy but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for!!

06-02-2015, 11:50 PM	#2519617 / #4
borealis cruel but fair Admin : Oct 2008 : Canada : 27,030	By 'funny' you meant 'appalling', right? __________________ “What is important is to spread confusion, not eliminate it.” ― Salvador Dalí

06-02-2015, 11:51 PM	#2519619 / #5
rednoise Death hilarious : Mar 2008 : Nordic Imperium : 24,353	Republicans seem to be intent on promoting the sexual harassment of women. __________________ How in the hell can a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?

06-04-2015, 11:23 AM	#2519940 / #10
PerseusOmega9 Saves People From Themselves : Jul 2010 : Piedmont, NC : 8,861	Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R) said Monday that he’d be willing to sign a 20-week abortion ban without exceptions for rape or incest, adding that women were mostly concerned about those issues "in the initial months" of pregnancy, television station WKOW reported. “I mean, I think for most people who are concerned about that, it’s in the initial months where they’re most concerned about it,” Walker said of pregnancies caused by rape and incest. “In this case, again, it’s an unborn life, it’s an unborn child and that’s why we feel strongly about it,” Walker said. “I’m prepared to sign it either way that they send it to us.” On Tuesday, a public hearing on the bill featured testimony from women who have had abortions and medical experts. While the Wisconsin State Assembly and Senate are expected to vote on the bill soon, none is scheduled. Walker, a potential 2016 Republican presidential candidate, made news last week when he said ultrasounds were “pretty cool” while discussing Wisconsin’s mandatory ultrasounds for women seeking abortions. http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewir...ampaign=buffer __________________

06-04-2015, 11:43 AM	#2519942 / #11
borealis cruel but fair Admin : Oct 2008 : Canada : 27,030	"pretty cool"? I suppose he especially said "Wow, awesome!" about transvaginal ultrasounds. __________________ “What is important is to spread confusion, not eliminate it.” ― Salvador Dalí

06-03-2015, 01:43 AM	#2519655 / #8
Lel 19 years of lel. : Aug 2008 : Somewhere dry : 2,570	I'm not even confident that Ted Cruz can out-dumb that.

06-04-2015, 01:00 PM	#2519962 / #12
Evil Squirrel Overlord Not the Current Manifestation : Apr 2008 : On Top of Spaghetti : 7,711	I like how this dickwads feel the need to mansplain what women think and should do as it really helps illustrate what absolute heartless dicks they are. Rick Perry is now officially in the clown car.

06-04-2015, 01:45 PM	#2519970 / #14
SkepticTank White Trash Mod: C&T, TIH : Mar 2008 : Houston : 24,524	"You see a lot of candidates will say the right things. Whether it's about the border, whether it's about taxes, whether it's about spending, but we need a president who has done the right thing," Perry said in the video. "We need a president who bridges the partisan divide rather than widens." If there's one person who can bridge the partisan divide it will be a white male evangelical from a southern red state. __________________ 30. A wise man knows that confidentiality equals profit. Last edited by SkepticTank; 06-04-2015 at 01:47 PM.

06-05-2015, 01:33 AM	#2520115 / #16
SkepticTank White Trash Mod: C&T, TIH : Mar 2008 : Houston : 24,524	In. The doors haven't opened yet. __________________ 30. A wise man knows that confidentiality equals profit.

06-05-2015, 02:37 AM	#2520123 / #19
schneibler elf The People's Moderator The People's Admin : Apr 2008 : 50,099	lol google clown car, first link __________________ list of posters you're not allowed to respond to in my threads: 1) autonemesis 2) ****/beau/lulu/muidiri/pandora/("lupa") 3) jerome da gnome

06-05-2015, 04:10 AM	#2520132 / #22
uncool Senior Member : Jul 2008 : 15,106	Heh. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...han-clown-car/

06-05-2015, 12:41 PM	#2520181 / #24
nostrum just words : Nov 2009 : 5,987	lol

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