Post your stories -

nostrum · 12-11-2015, 09:06 PM

edit: meh who gives a shit

F X · 12-11-2015, 10:46 PM

Cool story bro

nostrum · 12-11-2015, 11:47 PM

IKR

F X · 12-12-2015, 12:44 AM

Exactly

Old Dan · 12-12-2015, 11:14 AM

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Yall, this here's a sticky thread, yall should be updatin it, postin yer stories and what have ya.

Why don't you go first?

There once was a youngster named Stopper,

You finish the rest…

naw, naw, naw, that aint how this here thread's supposed to go.

It's an important sticky thread, yall, show some respect.

F X · 12-12-2015, 11:45 AM

Hey, you are the one who just bumped it.

Old Dan · 12-12-2015, 12:35 PM

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Hey, you are the one who just bumped it.

Well it's a sticky, son, ya can't technically bump 'em, they're already at the top.

People should be updatin it since it's so important that it has to be stuck.

F X · 12-12-2015, 12:43 PM

Nah, with stalker Bart back, nobody wants to feed his obsessions.

Old Dan · 12-12-2015, 12:58 PM

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Nah, with stalker Bart back, nobody wants to feed his obsessions.

Are ya sure about that?

F X · 12-12-2015, 02:56 PM

However, we could make shit up just to fuck with him.

F X · 12-12-2015, 02:56 PM

Last night I had a dream that I was at a party on some land owned by the Mormon church. The cops showed up and I was looking for a way out, as I was in some room. This guy told me how to get out without being caught by the cops. I thanked him and made my escape.

Then I came across some friends of mine who were selling fish. I talked to them and this skunk came by. I was like, "Ack skunk," and one of my friends said, "Believe me, it's already sprayed," but then it sprayed me anyhow.

Then I watched a troupe of Tuvan throat singers perform a rendition of Ice Ice Baby.

borealis · 12-12-2015, 04:06 PM

OD, you remind me of some of those 'restoration' guys on TV, that take these neat old things that are interesting in their own right, all mellowed out with time and forgotten love, and jazz them up with plastic paint and 'retro' flames and shiny chrome and shit.

They were neglected monuments, those guys turn them into zombies wearing lipstick and false eyelashes.

F X · 12-12-2015, 04:19 PM

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They were neglected monuments, those guys turn them into zombies wearing lipstick and false eyelashes.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Old Dan · 12-12-2015, 05:59 PM

Are these the kinda stories that go in the THC forum, yall?

12-11-2015, 10:46 PM	#2591653 / #77
F X Too hot to handle : May 2009 : In the real world : 11,190	Cool story bro __________________ This page archived March 26 2022 by F X

12-12-2015, 12:44 AM	#2591675 / #79
F X Too hot to handle : May 2009 : In the real world : 11,190	Exactly __________________ This page archived March 26 2022 by F X

12-12-2015, 11:45 AM	#2591721 / #81
F X Too hot to handle : May 2009 : In the real world : 11,190	Hey, you are the one who just bumped it. __________________ This page archived March 26 2022 by F X

12-12-2015, 12:43 PM	#2591741 / #83
F X Too hot to handle : May 2009 : In the real world : 11,190	Nah, with stalker Bart back, nobody wants to feed his obsessions. __________________ This page archived March 26 2022 by F X

12-12-2015, 02:56 PM	#2591765 / #85
F X Too hot to handle : May 2009 : In the real world : 11,190	However, we could make shit up just to fuck with him. __________________ This page archived March 26 2022 by F X

12-11-2015, 09:06 PM	#2591623 / #76
nostrum just words : Nov 2009 : 5,987	edit: meh who gives a shit

12-11-2015, 11:47 PM	#2591659 / #78
nostrum just words : Nov 2009 : 5,987	IKR

12-12-2015, 02:56 PM	#2591766 / #86
F X Too hot to handle : May 2009 : In the real world : 11,190	Last night I had a dream that I was at a party on some land owned by the Mormon church. The cops showed up and I was looking for a way out, as I was in some room. This guy told me how to get out without being caught by the cops. I thanked him and made my escape. Then I came across some friends of mine who were selling fish. I talked to them and this skunk came by. I was like, "Ack skunk," and one of my friends said, "Believe me, it's already sprayed," but then it sprayed me anyhow. Then I watched a troupe of Tuvan throat singers perform a rendition of Ice Ice Baby. __________________ This page archived March 26 2022 by F X

12-12-2015, 04:06 PM	#2591782 / #87
borealis cruel but fair Admin : Oct 2008 : Canada : 27,030	OD, you remind me of some of those 'restoration' guys on TV, that take these neat old things that are interesting in their own right, all mellowed out with time and forgotten love, and jazz them up with plastic paint and 'retro' flames and shiny chrome and shit. They were neglected monuments, those guys turn them into zombies wearing lipstick and false eyelashes. __________________ “What is important is to spread confusion, not eliminate it.” ― Salvador Dalí

12-12-2015, 05:59 PM	#2591822 / #89
Old Dan Senior Member : Apr 2008 : the holla mohalla : 10,303	Are these the kinda stories that go in the THC forum, yall?

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