sticky thread for funny shit republican presidential hopefuls say -

daap-umop-bnp · 06-05-2015, 07:49 PM

I saw someone in a Facebook thread after O'Malley got in the race saying that the Dems now have their own clown car. Um no, 3 or 4 people in a car is kind of normal.

Evil Squirrel Overlord · 06-05-2015, 08:49 PM

Dems are just as bad!!!

Testycalibrated · 06-05-2015, 10:09 PM

J..jerome?

Mike PSS · 06-09-2015, 10:14 PM

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Heh. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/...han-clown-car/

The press seem to want to out-clown the candidates.

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Dan Gainor at FOX News.com has a detailed rundown of the times it’s been used, from MSNBC to the pages of this newspaper, by everyone from my colleagues Dana Milbank (“The Republican field is a clown car”) and Michael Gerson (“stretch clown car”) to Charles Pierce (“clown SUV”) to Chris Matthews (“I invented that term”).

Testycalibrated · 06-09-2015, 10:31 PM

Also, can a mod please sticky this thread till after the election?

praying · 06-09-2015, 11:07 PM

Stuck

Testycalibrated · 06-09-2015, 11:25 PM

thanks.

el jefe · 06-10-2015, 12:10 AM

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I saw someone in a Facebook thread after O'Malley got in the race saying that the Dems now have their own clown car. Um no, 3 or 4 people in a car is kind of normal.

on the low end of normal, if anything

but whatever, not worried this "no u!" garbage will convince anyone. it's visual. the republican debates will have 20+ people on the stage. it will look ridiculous. the democrats will have 2 or 3 on stage. if anything, it will look like too few. that's if hillary decides to have any debates at all.

Testycalibrated · 06-12-2015, 11:33 PM

only kinda on topic but
http://www.cnn.com/2015/06/12/politi...kirk-bachelor/

ETA: A bachelor is a bro with no ho.

daap-umop-bnp · 06-15-2015, 02:06 PM

http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-s...d=sm_fb_maddow

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Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker (R) actually got specific on this point on Friday, saying that British Prime Minister David Cameron told the far-right governor directly that he’s unsatisfied with American leadership. Time reported:

Walker, who has taken several trips overseas in recent months to study up on foreign policy in preparation for an all-but-certain presidential bid, told a roomful of Republican donors Friday that world leaders, including Cameron, are worried about the U.S. stepping back in the world. […]

“I heard that from David Cameron back in February earlier when we were over at 10 Downing,” Walker said. “I heard it from other leaders around the world. They’re looking around realizing this lead from behind mentality just doesn’t work. It’s just not working.”
If true, this would be a break with diplomatic protocol and a legitimately big deal. It’s unpersuasive when GOP leaders run around telling voters, “Lots of foreign leaders don’t like Obama; we just can’t actually name any.” But here’s Walker saying the British prime minister personally told him that he’s unsatisfied with Obama’s leadership.

The problem, not surprisingly, is that Cameron quickly pushed back, suggesting the Wisconsinite, who’s repeatedly struggled with foreign policy, has no idea what he’s talking about.

“The Prime Minister did not say that and does not think that,” a Cameron spokesperson told Time.

Testycalibrated · 06-15-2015, 06:36 PM

I sorta hope he wins the nomination so we can have a full expose on koch influence.

daap-umop-bnp · 06-15-2015, 06:41 PM

Does this "leading from behind" meme have some sort of definition? I don't even get what they mean by it. It just sounds like some vague coward-vs-warrior insult with no real shape to it.

el jefe · 06-16-2015, 09:06 AM

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Does this "leading from behind" meme have some sort of definition? I don't even get what they mean by it. It just sounds like some vague coward-vs-warrior insult with no real shape to it.

during our intervention in libya, obama referred to his approach (planning and coordinating the effort, but having allies do a greater than usual share of the fighting) as "leading from behind". this was widely mocked in conservative media as a bunch of political bolesheeyit for being a coward, or "FAILURE OF LEADERSHIP", or maybe even secretly wanting the terrorists to win.

daap-umop-bnp · 06-16-2015, 07:26 PM

Ah ok. That makes more sense now.

el jefe · 06-17-2015, 07:05 PM

trump is already proving to be a goldmine

http://politicalwire.com/2015/06/16/...te-of-the-day/
http://politicalwire.com/2015/06/16/...f-the-day-672/
http://politicalwire.com/2015/06/17/...-of-the-day-2/

daap-umop-bnp · 06-17-2015, 08:02 PM

He already had a head start on it.

https://twitter.com/pourmecoffee/sta...293891/photo/1

el jefe · 06-20-2015, 03:14 PM

oops

http://politicalwire.com/2015/06/20/...s-an-accident/

praying · 06-20-2015, 10:54 PM

borealis · 06-21-2015, 12:44 AM

omg I laughed.

Testycalibrated · 06-22-2015, 08:41 PM

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oops

http://politicalwire.com/2015/06/20/...s-an-accident/

el jefe · 06-27-2015, 07:01 PM

more trump
http://money.cnn.com/2015/06/26/medi...-golf-courses/
this story has everything. trump being racist, bitchy, and politically retarded.

Linus · 06-27-2015, 10:33 PM

Some of these hopeless candidates just baffle me. Trump had the good sense not to run last time, but this time he does. Does he need the publicity more now? Is he surrounded by more yes-men now?

Testycalibrated · 06-27-2015, 10:37 PM

He thinks he's relevant is my guess.

rednoise · 06-27-2015, 10:58 PM

he's gaining ground in the GOP race.

el jefe · 06-27-2015, 11:02 PM

flash in the pan

06-05-2015, 07:49 PM	#2520261 / #26
daap-umop-bnp murder by chair : Apr 2009 : a white state : 25,431	I saw someone in a Facebook thread after O'Malley got in the race saying that the Dems now have their own clown car. Um no, 3 or 4 people in a car is kind of normal. __________________ Please clap.

06-09-2015, 11:07 PM	#2521179 / #31
praying Administrator TR'S UPPITY NEGRO ADMIN : Apr 2008 : 14,806	Stuck __________________ You may be right, I may be crazy but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for!!

06-15-2015, 06:41 PM	#2522726 / #37
daap-umop-bnp murder by chair : Apr 2009 : a white state : 25,431	Does this "leading from behind" meme have some sort of definition? I don't even get what they mean by it. It just sounds like some vague coward-vs-warrior insult with no real shape to it. __________________ Please clap.

06-16-2015, 07:26 PM	#2523001 / #39
daap-umop-bnp murder by chair : Apr 2009 : a white state : 25,431	Ah ok. That makes more sense now. __________________ Please clap.

06-17-2015, 08:02 PM	#2523352 / #41
daap-umop-bnp murder by chair : Apr 2009 : a white state : 25,431	He already had a head start on it. https://twitter.com/pourmecoffee/sta...293891/photo/1 __________________ Please clap.

06-05-2015, 08:49 PM	#2520274 / #27
Evil Squirrel Overlord Not the Current Manifestation : Apr 2008 : On Top of Spaghetti : 7,711	Dems are just as bad!!!

06-17-2015, 07:05 PM	#2523339 / #40
el jefe Senior Member TR Pundit : Oct 2008 : 30,945	trump is already proving to be a goldmine http://politicalwire.com/2015/06/16/...te-of-the-day/ http://politicalwire.com/2015/06/16/...f-the-day-672/ http://politicalwire.com/2015/06/17/...-of-the-day-2/

06-20-2015, 03:14 PM	#2524130 / #42
el jefe Senior Member TR Pundit : Oct 2008 : 30,945	oops http://politicalwire.com/2015/06/20/...s-an-accident/

06-20-2015, 10:54 PM	#2524228 / #43
praying Administrator TR'S UPPITY NEGRO ADMIN : Apr 2008 : 14,806	__________________ You may be right, I may be crazy but it just may be a lunatic you're looking for!!

06-21-2015, 12:44 AM	#2524237 / #44
borealis cruel but fair Admin : Oct 2008 : Canada : 27,030	omg I laughed. __________________ “What is important is to spread confusion, not eliminate it.” ― Salvador Dalí

06-27-2015, 07:01 PM	#2525953 / #46
el jefe Senior Member TR Pundit : Oct 2008 : 30,945	more trump http://money.cnn.com/2015/06/26/medi...-golf-courses/ this story has everything. trump being racist, bitchy, and politically retarded.

06-27-2015, 10:33 PM	#2525991 / #47
Linus Senior Member : Mar 2008 : 5,528	Some of these hopeless candidates just baffle me. Trump had the good sense not to run last time, but this time he does. Does he need the publicity more now? Is he surrounded by more yes-men now?

06-27-2015, 10:58 PM	#2525999 / #49
rednoise Death hilarious : Mar 2008 : Nordic Imperium : 24,353	he's gaining ground in the GOP race. __________________ How in the hell can a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?

06-27-2015, 11:02 PM	#2526001 / #50
el jefe Senior Member TR Pundit : Oct 2008 : 30,945	flash in the pan

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