Cards Against Humanity -

rednoise · 06-29-2013, 05:17 PM

i can't. it won't let me.

sanshou · 06-29-2013, 09:28 PM

shoulda checked here damnit! i was ready to play at 10:00

~~Bartholomew Roberts~~ · 06-29-2013, 09:51 PM

Why do only the crappiest players want to play

rednoise · 06-29-2013, 10:45 PM

sanshou, if you create a room, i'll play.

sanshou · 06-30-2013, 01:45 PM

let's get a game going tonight!

ksen · 06-30-2013, 02:20 PM

Dexter starts tonight

sanshou · 06-30-2013, 02:22 PM

so? it's one hour jesus christ you babby

~~Bartholomew Roberts~~ · 06-30-2013, 02:24 PM

Here's a conversation that took place privately between me and send shower. I do not have permission to post this here. I am violating his privacy and if staff deletes this post then I will kill them.

sanshou:
yup
i could get on board with some obama bashing
like this spying shit
it's overbroad. i don't like it

Me:
I thought you loved him. That's why damian did not win with drones

sanshou:
damian didn't win with drones b/c it was too obvious

Me:
I hate how some of the Liberals defend Osama by claiming the Republicans didn't care when Bush did it. That's a fucking stupid response to criticism about Obama
the card didn't even say drones. It said flying robots that kill people

sanshou:
yeah
i know
but we all knew it was a reference to drones
i think i went with a joke about how the kids' parents were killed instead!
like to me the funny joke wasn't that a gift for afghan kids is flying robots or super soldiers. the gift is that daddy's dead now

Me:
Fuck you super soldiers was mine

sanshou:
technically my choice was the edgier one, but certainly not more sympathetic to obama
i mean it's one thing to say 'obama's flying robots/super soldiers' and quite another to say 'obama killed my daddy'

Me:
the card said what did the USA airdrop to the children of Afghanistan

sanshou:
yeah

Me:
Genetically engineered super soldiers is hilarious

sanshou:
i mean it's okay
the exact wording of it i mean

Me:
Maybe you're missing the joke here, but that's implying we're killing the kids! Also we're using super soldiers built in the lab, so not only are we were murdering children but essentially killing a fly with a catapult

sanshou:
yes i get that

Me:
Now you get it! Don't worry, you don't need to apologize. It's just a game. A game that you suck at

sanshou:
see everyone's expecting that response though. you can hear it coming a mile away
'oh here comes an obama drone joke!'
i realize you're defending super soldiers but i'm not going to waste my time pretending that's as good as drones
also i have to object to ffUY's lame 'puppet master' allegation
i wasn't deliberately picking shitty answers to piss people off. i was picking what i thought was the best answer
the butthurt was just like icing on the cake

fleet-footed Urban Youth · 06-30-2013, 02:29 PM

:

also i have to object to ffUY's lame 'puppet master' allegation
i wasn't deliberately picking shitty answers to piss people off. i was picking what i thought was the best answer
the butthurt was just like icing on the cake

1. lol that that bothered you enough to "have to object" to it
2. that's what "puppetmaster allegation" means you dummy
3.

~~Bartholomew Roberts~~ · 06-30-2013, 02:29 PM

Shit I didn't know Dexter was on tonight

sanshou · 06-30-2013, 02:33 PM

REPORTED

sanshou · 06-30-2013, 02:38 PM

:

also i have to object to ffUY's lame 'puppet master' allegation
i wasn't deliberately picking shitty answers to piss people off. i was picking what i thought was the best answer
the butthurt was just like icing on the cake

1. lol that that bothered you enough to "have to object" to it
2. that's what "puppetmaster allegation" means you dummy
3.

don't go trying to say puppet mastering is something it's not.

if i were pretending my choice was a shitty one just to piss you off, when really i was just trying to cover up the fact that it was a shitty choice that would be puppet mastering. you can't claim puppet mastering if i stand by my choice so deal with it.

fleet-footed Urban Youth · 06-30-2013, 02:40 PM

:

also i have to object to ffUY's lame 'puppet master' allegation
i wasn't deliberately picking shitty answers to piss people off. i was picking what i thought was the best answer
the butthurt was just like icing on the cake

1. lol that that bothered you enough to "have to object" to it
2. that's what "puppetmaster allegation" means you dummy
3.

don't go trying to say puppet mastering is something it's not.

if i were pretending my choice was a shitty one just to piss you off, when really i was just trying to cover up the fact that it was a shitty choice that would be puppet mastering. you can't claim puppet mastering if i stand by my choice so deal with it.

sanshou · 06-30-2013, 02:41 PM

sorry i meant if i were pretending my choice was deliberately shitty

i still think my choice was the best option so suck it.

fleet-footed Urban Youth · 06-30-2013, 02:51 PM

i know you do, that's why "sanshou as czar = dump round" is the new house rule

sanshou · 06-30-2013, 03:09 PM

you can call it whatever you like

~~Bartholomew Roberts~~ · 06-30-2013, 04:24 PM

:

i know you do, that's why "sanshou as czar = dump round" is the new house rule

Agreed

~~Bartholomew Roberts~~ · 06-30-2013, 04:27 PM

I like how I picked "Stalin" one round and ffuy picked it as winner and I said I was pandering to the card czar.

Then sanshou was czar and I said, "Again I'm pandering to the czar!" And I played a shitty card and won

fleet-footed Urban Youth · 06-30-2013, 04:33 PM

:

I like how I picked "Stalin" one round and ffuy picked it as winner and I said I was pandering to the card czar.

Then sanshou was czar and I said, "Again I'm pandering to the czar!" And I played a shitty card and won

it wasn't just a shitty card, it was a card saying "Literally eating shit."

rednoise · 06-30-2013, 04:42 PM

started another room. same password.

~~Bartholomew Roberts~~ · 06-30-2013, 04:48 PM

:

I like how I picked "Stalin" one round and ffuy picked it as winner and I said I was pandering to the card czar.

Then sanshou was czar and I said, "Again I'm pandering to the czar!" And I played a shitty card and won

it wasn't just a shitty card, it was a card saying "Literally eating shit."

Was it really hahahaha I don't really recall

sanshou · 06-30-2013, 06:52 PM

a good card

brugroffil · 06-30-2013, 08:10 PM

:

i know you do, that's why "sanshou as czar = dump round" is the new house rule

Lol

Sentinel · 07-01-2013, 01:29 PM

i love when new memes get added.

sanshou · 07-01-2013, 09:44 PM

are we playing tonight?

06-29-2013, 05:17 PM	#2139194 / #51
rednoise Death hilarious : Mar 2008 : Nordic Imperium : 24,353	i can't. it won't let me. __________________ How in the hell can a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?

06-29-2013, 09:28 PM	#2139265 / #52
sanshou freedom axis TR Librarian : Mar 2008 : 47,196	shoulda checked here damnit! i was ready to play at 10:00 __________________ a man creates. a parasite asks, "where is my share?"

06-29-2013, 10:45 PM	#2139285 / #54
rednoise Death hilarious : Mar 2008 : Nordic Imperium : 24,353	sanshou, if you create a room, i'll play. __________________ How in the hell can a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?

06-30-2013, 01:45 PM	#2139388 / #55
sanshou freedom axis TR Librarian : Mar 2008 : 47,196	let's get a game going tonight! __________________ a man creates. a parasite asks, "where is my share?"

06-30-2013, 02:20 PM	#2139397 / #56
ksen Unsullied Master of Coin : May 2009 : New Eden : 39,793	Dexter starts tonight __________________ ". . . organized greed always defeats disorganized democracy" - Matt Taibbi

06-29-2013, 09:51 PM	#2139269 / #53
~~Bartholomew Roberts~~ Banned : Mar 2008 : 44,650	Why do only the crappiest players want to play

06-30-2013, 02:22 PM	#2139399 / #57
sanshou freedom axis TR Librarian : Mar 2008 : 47,196	so? it's one hour jesus christ you babby __________________ a man creates. a parasite asks, "where is my share?"

06-30-2013, 02:24 PM	#2139401 / #58
~~Bartholomew Roberts~~ Banned : Mar 2008 : 44,650	Here's a conversation that took place privately between me and send shower. I do not have permission to post this here. I am violating his privacy and if staff deletes this post then I will kill them. sanshou: yup i could get on board with some obama bashing like this spying shit it's overbroad. i don't like it Me: I thought you loved him. That's why damian did not win with drones sanshou: damian didn't win with drones b/c it was too obvious Me: I hate how some of the Liberals defend Osama by claiming the Republicans didn't care when Bush did it. That's a fucking stupid response to criticism about Obama the card didn't even say drones. It said flying robots that kill people sanshou: yeah i know but we all knew it was a reference to drones i think i went with a joke about how the kids' parents were killed instead! like to me the funny joke wasn't that a gift for afghan kids is flying robots or super soldiers. the gift is that daddy's dead now Me: Fuck you super soldiers was mine sanshou: technically my choice was the edgier one, but certainly not more sympathetic to obama i mean it's one thing to say 'obama's flying robots/super soldiers' and quite another to say 'obama killed my daddy' Me: the card said what did the USA airdrop to the children of Afghanistan sanshou: yeah Me: Genetically engineered super soldiers is hilarious sanshou: i mean it's okay the exact wording of it i mean Me: Maybe you're missing the joke here, but that's implying we're killing the kids! Also we're using super soldiers built in the lab, so not only are we were murdering children but essentially killing a fly with a catapult sanshou: yes i get that Me: Now you get it! Don't worry, you don't need to apologize. It's just a game. A game that you suck at sanshou: see everyone's expecting that response though. you can hear it coming a mile away 'oh here comes an obama drone joke!' i realize you're defending super soldiers but i'm not going to waste my time pretending that's as good as drones also i have to object to ffUY's lame 'puppet master' allegation i wasn't deliberately picking shitty answers to piss people off. i was picking what i thought was the best answer the butthurt was just like icing on the cake

06-30-2013, 02:29 PM	#2139404 / #60
~~Bartholomew Roberts~~ Banned : Mar 2008 : 44,650	Shit I didn't know Dexter was on tonight

06-30-2013, 02:33 PM	#2139405 / #61
sanshou freedom axis TR Librarian : Mar 2008 : 47,196	REPORTED __________________ a man creates. a parasite asks, "where is my share?"

06-30-2013, 02:41 PM	#2139409 / #64
sanshou freedom axis TR Librarian : Mar 2008 : 47,196	sorry i meant if i were pretending my choice was deliberately shitty i still think my choice was the best option so suck it. __________________ a man creates. a parasite asks, "where is my share?"

06-30-2013, 02:51 PM	#2139415 / #65
fleet-footed Urban Youth ZA... WARUDO!! RnR/TR Official Historian : Jun 2008 : 42,699	i know you do, that's why "sanshou as czar = dump round" is the new house rule __________________ ＯＨＭＹＧＯＤ！

06-30-2013, 03:09 PM	#2139430 / #66
sanshou freedom axis TR Librarian : Mar 2008 : 47,196	you can call it whatever you like __________________ a man creates. a parasite asks, "where is my share?"

06-30-2013, 04:27 PM	#2139460 / #68
~~Bartholomew Roberts~~ Banned : Mar 2008 : 44,650	I like how I picked "Stalin" one round and ffuy picked it as winner and I said I was pandering to the card czar. Then sanshou was czar and I said, "Again I'm pandering to the czar!" And I played a shitty card and won

06-30-2013, 04:42 PM	#2139466 / #70
rednoise Death hilarious : Mar 2008 : Nordic Imperium : 24,353	started another room. same password. __________________ How in the hell can a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?

06-30-2013, 06:52 PM	#2139505 / #72
sanshou freedom axis TR Librarian : Mar 2008 : 47,196	a good card __________________ a man creates. a parasite asks, "where is my share?"

07-01-2013, 09:44 PM	#2140140 / #75
sanshou freedom axis TR Librarian : Mar 2008 : 47,196	are we playing tonight? __________________ a man creates. a parasite asks, "where is my share?"

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