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Old 01-30-2016, 05:19 AM   #2610591  /  #1
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Default I am a Christian

Decided to come out on that factoid. You all have your own life, mine brought me to Jesus. It is a experience that is deeply personal so I won't rant or preach. Thought I'd mention that. I'm almost a atheist, except for the one true God.
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Old 01-30-2016, 05:52 AM   #2610595  /  #2
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Old 01-30-2016, 05:57 AM   #2610596  /  #3
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Old 01-30-2016, 06:42 AM   #2610600  /  #5
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Doesn't mean Im innocent or nothin cos I can be a real mean dood if someone treads on my curlys...but unlike a atheist i know I'm forgiven by Jesus so don't have none of that overhanging guiltiness ghost walking beside me...why I'll live longer than a atheist...
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Old 01-30-2016, 08:56 AM   #2610604  /  #6
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Old 01-30-2016, 10:56 AM   #2610610  /  #7
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Doesn't mean Im innocent or nothin cos I can be a real mean dood if someone treads on my curlys...but unlike a atheist i know I'm forgiven by Jesus so don't have none of that overhanging guiltiness ghost walking beside me...why I'll live longer than a atheist...
Do you also believe that 1×1=3?
If not, why not?
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Old 01-30-2016, 11:37 AM   #2610621  /  #8
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Decided to come out on that factoid. You all have your own life, mine brought me to Jesus. It is a experience that is deeply personal so I won't rant or preach. Thought I'd mention that. I'm almost a atheist, except for the one true God.
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours" -- Stephen Roberts
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Old 01-30-2016, 01:59 PM   #2610661  /  #9
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Which Jesus, Xtians have brought before hundreds ov variations over the years, the the Jesuses before Constantine have been heavily suppressed and are probably more original.
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Old 01-30-2016, 01:59 PM   #2610662  /  #10
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Doesn't mean Im innocent or nothin cos I can be a real mean dood if someone treads on my curlys...but unlike a atheist i know I'm forgiven by Jesus so don't have none of that overhanging guiltiness ghost walking beside me...why I'll live longer than a atheist...
So you can be a complete arse whenever you choose and it's consequence-free for you? Good gig then.

Interestingly, that isn't the view held by most of the Christians I know.

You sound like a non-Christian troll. Maybe a familiar one.
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Old 01-30-2016, 02:47 PM   #2610674  /  #11
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I am also a Christian. Glory!
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Old 01-30-2016, 03:04 PM   #2610679  /  #12
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Doesn't mean Im innocent or nothin cos I can be a real mean dood if someone treads on my curlys...but unlike a atheist i know I'm forgiven by Jesus so don't have none of that overhanging guiltiness ghost walking beside me...why I'll live longer than a atheist...
Do you also believe that 1×1=3?
If not, why not?
Good question. Difficult to answer actually.

http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Goedels...ssTheorem.html

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Old 01-30-2016, 04:32 PM   #2610695  /  #13
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Old 01-31-2016, 12:17 AM   #2610899  /  #14
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Old 01-31-2016, 06:18 AM   #2610944  /  #15
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Decided to come out on that factoid.
I decided to come out as white, so I know how hard it is.
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Old 01-31-2016, 09:27 PM   #2611143  /  #16
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I am a C
I am a C H
I am a C H R I S T I A N

I have C H R I S T in my H E A R T

and I will L I V E E T E R N A L L Y

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Old 01-31-2016, 09:46 PM   #2611149  /  #17
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Decided to come out on that factoid.
What do you gain by "coming out", I wonder.
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I won't rant or preach.
Aw, you're no fun.
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Old 02-01-2016, 03:10 AM   #2611213  /  #18
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Old 02-01-2016, 12:47 PM   #2611259  /  #21
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Old 02-01-2016, 02:19 PM   #2611293  /  #22
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Christians hate Jews because Jews murdered Jesus. Jesus was a Caucasian, christian male, not a Jew.
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Old 02-01-2016, 02:28 PM   #2611296  /  #23
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Everyone knows Jesus is an American. He helped the founding fathers write the constitution.

Very brave of you to come out like that, as a member of group that is so persecuted for practicing their religion. I mean it won't be long before you can't even say that gays are evil and should be exterminated!
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