I am a Christian

Space · 01-30-2016, 04:19 AM

Decided to come out on that factoid. You all have your own life, mine brought me to Jesus. It is a experience that is deeply personal so I won't rant or preach. Thought I'd mention that. I'm almost a atheist, except for the one true God.

osmanthus · 01-30-2016, 04:52 AM

Somebody give this fucker a medal.

teeth! · 01-30-2016, 04:57 AM

TR poster "Space-son"

Fenrir · 01-30-2016, 05:24 AM

Bart Lite.

"I can't believe it's not Bart"

Space · 01-30-2016, 05:42 AM

Doesn't mean Im innocent or nothin cos I can be a real mean dood if someone treads on my curlys...but unlike a atheist i know I'm forgiven by Jesus so don't have none of that overhanging guiltiness ghost walking beside me...why I'll live longer than a atheist...

Testycalibrated · 01-30-2016, 07:56 AM

https://youtu.be/IBH97ma9YiI

buttershug · 01-30-2016, 09:56 AM

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Doesn't mean Im innocent or nothin cos I can be a real mean dood if someone treads on my curlys...but unlike a atheist i know I'm forgiven by Jesus so don't have none of that overhanging guiltiness ghost walking beside me...why I'll live longer than a atheist...

Do you also believe that 1×1=3?
If not, why not?

SkepticTank · 01-30-2016, 10:37 AM

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Decided to come out on that factoid. You all have your own life, mine brought me to Jesus. It is a experience that is deeply personal so I won't rant or preach. Thought I'd mention that. I'm almost a atheist, except for the one true God.

"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours" -- Stephen Roberts

PerseusOmega9 · 01-30-2016, 12:59 PM

Which Jesus, Xtians have brought before hundreds ov variations over the years, the the Jesuses before Constantine have been heavily suppressed and are probably more original.

borealis · 01-30-2016, 12:59 PM

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Doesn't mean Im innocent or nothin cos I can be a real mean dood if someone treads on my curlys...but unlike a atheist i know I'm forgiven by Jesus so don't have none of that overhanging guiltiness ghost walking beside me...why I'll live longer than a atheist...

So you can be a complete arse whenever you choose and it's consequence-free for you? Good gig then.

Interestingly, that isn't the view held by most of the Christians I know.

You sound like a non-Christian troll. Maybe a familiar one.

~~Hobo Brett~~ · 01-30-2016, 01:47 PM

I am also a Christian. Glory!

Space · 01-30-2016, 02:04 PM

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Doesn't mean Im innocent or nothin cos I can be a real mean dood if someone treads on my curlys...but unlike a atheist i know I'm forgiven by Jesus so don't have none of that overhanging guiltiness ghost walking beside me...why I'll live longer than a atheist...

Do you also believe that 1×1=3?
If not, why not?

Good question. Difficult to answer actually.

http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Goedels...ssTheorem.html

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teeth! · 01-30-2016, 03:32 PM

jesus hates christians

Spode · 01-30-2016, 11:17 PM

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her Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill

Good point.

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Autonemesis · 01-31-2016, 05:18 AM

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Decided to come out on that factoid.

I decided to come out as white, so I know how hard it is.

SkepticTank · 01-31-2016, 08:27 PM

I am a C
I am a C H
I am a C H R I S T I A N

I have C H R I S T in my H E A R T

and I will L I V E E T E R N A L L Y

I am a C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N song lyrics - YouTube

Brother Daniel · 01-31-2016, 08:46 PM

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Decided to come out on that factoid.

What do you gain by "coming out", I wonder.

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I won't rant or preach.

Aw, you're no fun.

uncool · 02-01-2016, 02:10 AM

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http://mathworld.wolfram.com/Goedels...ssTheorem.html

Testycalibrated · 02-01-2016, 02:12 AM

we need a mathrage smiley with reimann going back and forth

uncool · 02-01-2016, 02:16 AM

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we need a mathrage smiley with reimann going back and forth

RAFH · 02-01-2016, 11:47 AM

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jesus hates christians

xians hate jews, Jesus was a jew.

Jet Black · 02-01-2016, 01:19 PM

Christians hate Jews because Jews murdered Jesus. Jesus was a Caucasian, christian male, not a Jew.

vivisectus · 02-01-2016, 01:28 PM

Everyone knows Jesus is an American. He helped the founding fathers write the constitution.

Very brave of you to come out like that, as a member of group that is so persecuted for practicing their religion. I mean it won't be long before you can't even say that gays are evil and should be exterminated!

01-30-2016, 04:19 AM	#2610591 / #1
Space Member : Nov 2015 : next to the old burial site : 85	I am a Christian Decided to come out on that factoid. You all have your own life, mine brought me to Jesus. It is a experience that is deeply personal so I won't rant or preach. Thought I'd mention that. I'm almost a atheist, except for the one true God. __________________ I never dreamed the people I danced around my bedroom to, one day I'd get to tell them what to wear! - Gok Wan

01-30-2016, 05:24 AM	#2610598 / #4
Fenrir ruff : Sep 2010 : Up the creek : 1,790	Bart Lite. "I can't believe it's not Bart" __________________ I think I speak for all non-believers when I say that the only reason we limit our sex to human beings is that animals run too fast. Have you ever tried to tap a caribou? I don't care how hot they are with their little furry behinds — it's not worth all of the running. That's why most one-legged women are married to atheists. - Scott Adams

01-30-2016, 05:42 AM	#2610600 / #5
Space Member : Nov 2015 : next to the old burial site : 85	Doesn't mean Im innocent or nothin cos I can be a real mean dood if someone treads on my curlys...but unlike a atheist i know I'm forgiven by Jesus so don't have none of that overhanging guiltiness ghost walking beside me...why I'll live longer than a atheist... __________________ I never dreamed the people I danced around my bedroom to, one day I'd get to tell them what to wear! - Gok Wan

01-30-2016, 12:59 PM	#2610661 / #9
PerseusOmega9 Saves People From Themselves : Jul 2010 : Piedmont, NC : 8,861	Which Jesus, Xtians have brought before hundreds ov variations over the years, the the Jesuses before Constantine have been heavily suppressed and are probably more original. __________________

02-01-2016, 01:19 PM	#2611293 / #22
Jet Black Finding Things Out Mod: ASS, LSD, Phys Sci : Dec 1969 : 31,476	Christians hate Jews because Jews murdered Jesus. Jesus was a Caucasian, christian male, not a Jew. __________________ The Feynmann Algorithm: (1) Write down the problem (2) Think real hard (3) Write down the solution

01-30-2016, 01:47 PM	#2610674 / #11
~~Hobo Brett~~ Banned : Dec 2015 : 268	I am also a Christian. Glory!

02-01-2016, 01:28 PM	#2611296 / #23
vivisectus Senior Member : Nov 2015 : 386	Everyone knows Jesus is an American. He helped the founding fathers write the constitution. Very brave of you to come out like that, as a member of group that is so persecuted for practicing their religion. I mean it won't be long before you can't even say that gays are evil and should be exterminated!

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