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Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #9000
6'3" 239lbs lmao ok
It's possible if he has zero muscle.
  • Last Edit: January 16, 2018, 02:54:17 PM by SkepticTank

Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #9001
Love is like a magic penny
 if you hold it tight you won't have any
if you give it away you'll have so many
they'll be rolling all over the floor

Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #9002
6'3" 239lbs lmao ok
It's possible if he has zero muscle.
what is this about?
Love is like a magic penny
 if you hold it tight you won't have any
if you give it away you'll have so many
they'll be rolling all over the floor

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Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #9003
Don't tell Testy, so he has to look it up like I did. I mean, I'm totally in touch with the times.

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Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #9005
He looks like I do when I weigh 290+.  I'm 6'2".

I'm down to about 260 and I have nowhere near that belly.

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Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #9006
I think Taft would beat Trump in a sumo match, but Trump can throw a dead spiral through a tire. So I don't know.

Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #9007
I'm barely 6' and a flabby 220. No way he's only 19 more pounds than me. That ass alone is an additional 25 pounds.

  • Last Edit: January 16, 2018, 03:27:54 PM by madmardigan

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Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #9008
I was down to about 240 in this picture (I'm in blue).


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Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #9009
lol, 239 makes him barely overweight, not obese by BMI.  They didn't want to report anything over 241

Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #9010
Lol.  I'm 6'2" and 215 or so right now but I'd need to be way over 250, maybe closer to 300 to have that physique. When I lose 20 lbs, I go from a 36 to a 34 waist in levis. He's closer to a 44 waist.
Love is like a magic penny
 if you hold it tight you won't have any
if you give it away you'll have so many
they'll be rolling all over the floor

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Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #9011
can i borrow dr. ronny's scale, asking for a friend

Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #9012
I don't know what's more unbelievable

That weight and height
His extraordinary capacity for exercise
A resting heart rate of 68bpm

Lmao

Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #9013
I don't know what's more unbelievable

That weight and height
His extraordinary capacity for exercise
A resting heart rate of 68bpm

Lmao
it's kind of amazing they would lie like that. It's so obviously a lie. What the fuck has our country come to.
Love is like a magic penny
 if you hold it tight you won't have any
if you give it away you'll have so many
they'll be rolling all over the floor

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Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #9014
I don't know what's more unbelievable

That weight and height
His extraordinary capacity for exercise
A resting heart rate of 68bpm

Lmao
I thought he didn't exercise because he believes exercise depletes the body's energy or some bullshit.

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Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #9015
on fone so effort to google; who's revealing these alternative facts?

Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #9016
  • Last Edit: January 16, 2018, 05:01:18 PM by the idea of Harambe

Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #9017
I don't know whether to put this here or in comic relief

https://thegrapevine.theroot.com/did-the-white-house-fake-trump-s-physical-results-1822067412
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We all waited with bated breath for President Donald Trump's physical results --asking how in the world could this rotund, Kentucky-Fried-and-McDonald's-eating 71-year-old be in decent health?
How indeed?

On Friday, the White House released a statement allegedly written by the doctor who administered the exam. It said that the president was "in excellent health."

Except for one niggling thing. The doctor's name was spelled wrong.

White House physician Ronny Jackson spells his name with a "y."

As Rachel Maddow reported on her show Friday night, the statement released by the White House was signed by a "Dr. Ronnie Jackson," who spells his name with an "ie."

I think a man who has gone through medical school and made it all the way to the White House would know how to spell his own name. Unless . . . Unless.

Shareblue reports that it was also odd that this doctor who can't spell his name went against protocol in that he put "Dr." in front of his name, when most medical doctors use their name followed by their degree (for example, "Ronny Jackson, MD, FAAEM"), rather than using their title ("Dr.")

In the past, President Obama's test results--by the very same doctor--have been a bit more detailed.

Although the president reportedly spent more than three hours with a physician, the details--including his current medications, weight, BMI, blood pressure and cholesterol results--like his real tax returns--will most likely never see the light of day.
Love is like a magic penny
 if you hold it tight you won't have any
if you give it away you'll have so many
they'll be rolling all over the floor

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Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #9018
I don't know what's more unbelievable

That weight and height
His extraordinary capacity for exercise
A resting heart rate of 68bpm

Lmao
How about the 30 out of 30 on the mental status test?
"I understand Donald Trump better than many people because I really am a lot like him." - Dave Hawkins

Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #9019
I was down to about 240 in this picture (I'm in blue).



Later they all went out for Thai ladyboys

Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #9020
I don't know what's more unbelievable

That weight and height
His extraordinary capacity for exercise
A resting heart rate of 68bpm

Lmao
How about the 30 out of 30 on the mental status test?
Maybe he doesn't actually have dementia and he's just that stupid?

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Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #9021
Later they all went out for Thai ladyboys

Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #9022
ok which of you assholes figured out the password on my ST account

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Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #9023
ok which of you assholes figured out the password on my ST account
All of us.
Are we there yet?

Re: Trumpocalypse
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