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  • tysixtus
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Re: Removing Assad
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Apparently, DoD reporters are being told not to leave the Pentagon tonight, news is coming.




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Well the CIA and DHS will be hiring soon, see you scrubs later.  I won't be allowed to post when I'm waterboarding Syrian commandos.

I apologize in advance for fucking up your security clearance by being a filthy immigrant who also spent time in Russia 10 years ago. :sadcheer:

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It'll be ok, as long as he waterboards you too.
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Re: Removing Assad
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Apparently, DoD reporters are being told not to leave the Pentagon tonight, news is coming.




anyone know if there's an excess of pizza orders at the Pentagon tonight?  supposedly that's a thing you can sort of go by.  25,000 people work there, and they have to eat.  so when you make all of them work late, it's hard to hide it.

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Re: Removing Assad
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Apparently, DoD reporters are being told not to leave the Pentagon tonight, news is coming.




anyone know if there's an excess of pizza orders at the Pentagon tonight?  supposedly that's a thing you can sort of go by.  25,000 people work there, and they have to eat.  so when you make all of them work late, it's hard to hide it.

The Pentagon has several cafeterias.  They are probably not ordering pizzas.

ETA: http://www.whs.mil/our-services/building-facilities/dining

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looks sketchy but funny if true

http://www.slate.com/articles/life/food/2016/07/the_pizza_meter_was_a_staple_of_1990s_pop_pseudoscience_we_should_revive.html

That might have been true in 1990s.  But most government buildings have pretty kick ass cafeterias.  The one at the Treasury is pretty awesome, my dad eats there every day and gets a huge salad for like 3 bucks.

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really?  the one at our building is terrible. 

or was about 10 years ago when I last ate there.  maybe it's gotten better?

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I work at a place which is under contract with NASA; we have three cafeterias and they are very good.

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well shit, maybe it's time I gave ours another chance

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Get in fast, before it gets nuked.
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Re: Removing Assad
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You guys could use the practice.  You are going to be doing it for at least four years.

I won't need to argue with anyone come nuclear winter.

Called it.
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Cool. I'll get some acid to go with the popcorn. This is going to be good.
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Tomahawks launched.

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Source?
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50  cruise missiles.  holy crap.

Congress wasn't consulted

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50  cruise missiles.  holy crap.

Congress wasn't consulted
If they made it through air defences, there isn't a lot of that airfield left.
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50  cruise missiles.  holy crap.

Congress wasn't consulted
If they made it through air defences, there isn't a lot of that airfield left.
50  cruise missiles.  holy crap.

Congress wasn't consulted
If they made it through air defences, there isn't a lot of that airfield left.

Go Navy
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Trump is a pile of shit regardless of what happens here but I don't have any idea how to analyze this response. I think Russia has been pushing the boundaries for a long time in Syria.
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Kompromat distraction achieved.

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Ayup.
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50  cruise missiles.  holy crap.

Congress wasn't consulted
If they made it through air defences, there isn't a lot of that airfield left.

Tomahawks are great for guidance and precision strikes, but there's a reason you have to use 50 of them.  I have a feeling that the heavy artillery will be on station in a day or two, once things get situated.

Or, this could just be a Clinton-esque "launch some cruise missiles and say we did something" kind of response, ala Infinite Reach.

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50  cruise missiles.  holy crap.

Congress wasn't consulted
If they made it through air defences, there isn't a lot of that airfield left.
Some general on MSNBC said Tomahawks are great but not good at cratering runways.

Shit, I almost posted "catering runways".
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