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Re: Smarter than your average bear
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This is all just vicious propaganda against bears. Jesus Christ, nearly every kid has a teddy bear, so why would parents give them a symbol of violence to cuddle? Bears know their place in the Great Chain Of Being, and I know this because the great bear expert, Robert Byers, told me so. Ok sometimes bears need careful handling. But really the fault is with humans, because some people don't believe we were made in god's image, so of course the bear will eat them. And so it should. Polar bears were once evil, because they killed innocent humans, but then a firm man of god came along, and frightened these bears white by preaching the confident, and mighty word of the lord god to them.

You people know NOTHING!
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Pikkiwoki is the one true god.

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Re: Smarter than your average bear
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You know in your heart it is true
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man."
― Mark Twain 🔭

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Re: Smarter than your average bear
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https://www.adn.com/nation-world/2017/06/08/bear-breaks-into-colorado-house-plays-the-piano-but-not-very-well/

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In the living room, as security camera footage would later reveal, the bear took in the views, loped around the coffee table and briefly stood on its hind legs to play the piano. The animal was less adept with that human-designed apparatus: The music was not very good.

Well maybe if you people would let bears into music stores, they could actually take piano lessons and play better music for you, ASSHOLES.

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As if to prove the point, the piano-playing bear came back about an hour after Hawley went back inside, she said. The police returned to shoo him up the hill. Hawley said she heard it come back a few more times that day to pound at the window, which by then was locked. She ignored it.

He should've stood outside her window with a boom box.

Re: Smarter than your average bear
Reply #53
Love is like a magic penny
 if you hold it tight you won't have any
if you give it away you'll have so many
they'll be rolling all over the floor

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Re: Smarter than your average bear
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Reply #55
"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

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Re: Smarter than your average bear
Reply #56
cute bear

hate its situation

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Reply #57
:(

In the beginning, the guy is telling the other guy to tell the bear to do something, and I want both of these guys to get mauled.

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Re: Smarter than your average bear
Reply #58
Not a real bear, koala bears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJk

Kinda pitiful, but info on video says he got his tree back later that day.

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National Geographic - Photo of the Day  Sept. 25, 2017

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In Canada's Wapusk National Park, a mother polar bear cuddles with her two cubs. When polar bears are born, they weigh only a pound. They'll stay with their mother in a hibernation den until they reach 20-30 pounds, at which point they all venture out into the world. Female polar bears have about five litters over the course of their lives, a significantly lower reproduction rate than other mammals.
[photograph by Quinn Chan]

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

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Re: Smarter than your average bear
Reply #61
The cuteness, it burns!!!  :stopper:

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Re: Smarter than your average bear
Reply #62
Polar bears are outrageously cute as babies and unbelievably beautiful animals as adults.

Also will kill and eat you without a second thought if hungry.