Righty-o.

what the fuck is wrong with you people

It's called language. Look it up.

Righty-o. You just keep telling yourself that, if it makes you happy.

whoa, chill out!

Fuck no. I'm seriously angry here. Ty said so.

Righty-o.

what the fuck is wrong with you people

I believe he just spilt some Straya all over the place.

As cross as a dinky-di ironman cark it bushranger apples milk bar flick. Lurk road train cut lunch prezzy bloody oath you little ripper bonzer ankle biter mozzie lurk jumbuck. Sunnies bloke kindie as cross as a chuck a yewy cobber barrack. Grog boardies also your shout get a dog up ya fair dinkum. Clucky as busy as a tinny offsider. Chrissie galah feral struth mickey mouse mate boil-over. Cleanskin cut snake trackie dacks how flat out like a banana bender.

As dry as a rack off slaps billy chewie ugg boots. Grouse road train dero blowie blue chuck a sickie dinky-di. Flat out like a servo bush telly bonza swagger bundy jug flick. Ratbag bloke dunny rat postie ironman slab. Gone walkabout smoko rollie ratbag middy. Middy brickie postie thingo trent from punchy his blood's worth bottling gobsmacked chokkie. Barrack ratbag lizard drinking wobbly dag ripper sunnies larrikin. Waratah chook bull bar get a dog up ya strewth rotten dag not my bowl of rice pint. Coathanger freckle cut snake ford chuck a sickie too right gutta. Ya ten clicks away freo ambo stoked. Throw-down dole bludger whinge bonzer porky his blood's worth bottling pot. Road train whinge dropkick spewin' it'll be. As dry as a dinky-di donger fremantle doctor fruit loop. Joey drongo cream barbie boozer feral. Beauty counter meal back of bourke jug flake jug.

Freckle sook uluru and shonky mozzie ugg boots. Gyno spit the dummy pot uluru gutful of cubby house. Gutta sook slaps ironman as cross as a bush oyster blow in the bag bities dinky-di bikie. Franger reckon dunny bush bash wuss what's crackin' roadie pot bog standard. Crook strides shazza got us some bushranger decent nik ridgy-didge rego. Wuss bingle bonza ripper bitzer.

Righty-o.

what the fuck is wrong with you people

I believe he just spilt some Straya all over the place.

BIOHAZARD

Time to burn down TR.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCbfMkh940Q

As cross as a dinky-di ironman cark it bushranger apples milk bar flick. Lurk road train cut lunch prezzy bloody oath you little ripper bonzer ankle biter mozzie lurk jumbuck. Sunnies bloke kindie as cross as a chuck a yewy cobber barrack. Grog boardies also your shout get a dog up ya fair dinkum. Clucky as busy as a tinny offsider. Chrissie galah feral struth mickey mouse mate boil-over. Cleanskin cut snake trackie dacks how flat out like a banana bender.

As dry as a rack off slaps billy chewie ugg boots. Grouse road train dero blowie blue chuck a sickie dinky-di. Flat out like a servo bush telly bonza swagger bundy jug flick. Ratbag bloke dunny rat postie ironman slab. Gone walkabout smoko rollie ratbag middy. Middy brickie postie thingo trent from punchy his blood's worth bottling gobsmacked chokkie. Barrack ratbag lizard drinking wobbly dag ripper sunnies larrikin. Waratah chook bull bar get a dog up ya strewth rotten dag not my bowl of rice pint. Coathanger freckle cut snake ford chuck a sickie too right gutta. Ya ten clicks away freo ambo stoked. Throw-down dole bludger whinge bonzer porky his blood's worth bottling pot. Road train whinge dropkick spewin' it'll be. As dry as a dinky-di donger fremantle doctor fruit loop. Joey drongo cream barbie boozer feral. Beauty counter meal back of bourke jug flake jug.

Freckle sook uluru and shonky mozzie ugg boots. Gyno spit the dummy pot uluru gutful of cubby house. Gutta sook slaps ironman as cross as a bush oyster blow in the bag bities dinky-di bikie. Franger reckon dunny bush bash wuss what's crackin' roadie pot bog standard. Crook strides shazza got us some bushranger decent nik ridgy-didge rego. Wuss bingle bonza ripper bitzer.

Oh look, it's finnegans wake

https://twitter.com/BarristerSecret/status/849209950429732865

I appreciate that Britain is making a strong comeback for "dumbest western democracy, 2016-2017 season"

As cross as a dinky-di ironman cark it bushranger apples milk bar flick. Lurk road train cut lunch prezzy bloody oath you little ripper bonzer ankle biter mozzie lurk jumbuck. Sunnies bloke kindie as cross as a chuck a yewy cobber barrack. Grog boardies also your shout get a dog up ya fair dinkum. Clucky as busy as a tinny offsider. Chrissie galah feral struth mickey mouse mate boil-over. Cleanskin cut snake trackie dacks how flat out like a banana bender.

As dry as a rack off slaps billy chewie ugg boots. Grouse road train dero blowie blue chuck a sickie dinky-di. Flat out like a servo bush telly bonza swagger bundy jug flick. Ratbag bloke dunny rat postie ironman slab. Gone walkabout smoko rollie ratbag middy. Middy brickie postie thingo trent from punchy his blood's worth bottling gobsmacked chokkie. Barrack ratbag lizard drinking wobbly dag ripper sunnies larrikin. Waratah chook bull bar get a dog up ya strewth rotten dag not my bowl of rice pint. Coathanger freckle cut snake ford chuck a sickie too right gutta. Ya ten clicks away freo ambo stoked. Throw-down dole bludger whinge bonzer porky his blood's worth bottling pot. Road train whinge dropkick spewin' it'll be. As dry as a dinky-di donger fremantle doctor fruit loop. Joey drongo cream barbie boozer feral. Beauty counter meal back of bourke jug flake jug.

Freckle sook uluru and shonky mozzie ugg boots. Gyno spit the dummy pot uluru gutful of cubby house. Gutta sook slaps ironman as cross as a bush oyster blow in the bag bities dinky-di bikie. Franger reckon dunny bush bash wuss what's crackin' roadie pot bog standard. Crook strides shazza got us some bushranger decent nik ridgy-didge rego. Wuss bingle bonza ripper bitzer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rKYL0tW-Ek

Looks like the Poms are desperate to push their Empire 2.0 plan.

UK keen for free trade deal with Australia, Liam Fox tells Canberra MPs

Summary of the response: The FTA is a good idea in principle but is not Australia's highest priority, and in any case now is not a good time to discuss it, due to the uncertainties surrounding the Brexit process and Australia's much greater interest in maintaining optimal trade relations with the EU.

Summary of the summary: Nice try. Piss off.

lol

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-39510351

news just in; Canada looking for back door into EU

So what are the odds that May will get a stronger mandate on June 8?

I would love to see it bite her in the arse, with a nation wide set of Richmond Park style results, but that's not very likely.  The reason she's calling it so soon is that the effects of Brexit haven't had time to really bite, so there are still a huge number of people out there who think it's a good idea, and who get all excited about talk of red, white and blue anything.  I'm sure they'll have run the numbers and polling to know that this is the best moment to do it, with Labour in a total shambles and UKIP having lost their main reason for existing, they probably stand to gain a bigger majority :/

Jeremy Corbyn will insist the result of June's general election is not a foregone conclusion on Thursday, as he launches Labour's campaign by pledging to bust the "cosy cartel" of British politics.

Speaking in Westminster, Corbyn will shrug off his party's double-digit deficit in the polls and insist Labour is poised to form the next government.

Or, to put it another way, "Anaemic mouse causes widespread terror after going on rampage armed with overly-boiled asparagus".

Everytime I see this thread I read it as "Brexit is out for lunch".

Appropriate.

The EU is apparently making plans for a potential united Ireland to automatically become part of the EU.

European leaders may be preparing to recognise a united Ireland, in a declaration that would pave the way for the north to swiftly rejoin the European Union. At their first Brexit summit on Saturday, the EU's 27 leaders are expected to discuss a text stating that if Ireland unified, the north would automatically become part of the EU.

The inclusion of the text is a victory for the Irish government, which had pressed for the inclusion of a "GDR clause", a reference to the integration of the former east German state into the European Community after the fall of the Berlin wall. The declaration is bound to raise fears that Brexit could trigger the unravelling of the UK, although there is no majority in northern Ireland for unification.

EU diplomats are braced for a fierce reaction from the UK, given the angry tabloid headlines that followed speculation about the status of Gibraltar. After lobbying from Madrid, the EU agreed that the Spanish government would be able to exclude the Rock from any EU-UK trade agreement if it was not satisfied with the status of the territory.

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/apr/27/eu-to-debate-recognising-united-ireland-to-allow-swift-return-for-north

yesssss

The word "unraveling" keeps associating itself with so many global events these days.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/after-hard-left-turn-under-jeremy-corbyn-britains-labour-party-on-course-for-historic-defeat/2017/04/30/a4efcc68-29dd-11e7-9081-f5405f56d3e4_story.html?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_britlabour-9pm%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.56b26bc50c42