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Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #8975
But don't let me derail from the never-ending story of Trump.

Impressions from across the pond!


  • el jefe
  • asleep till 2020 or 2024
Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #8976
I didn't realize you were french

hey guys, we have a french friend
Native English, French resident.

wait, are you Nialler?

  • meepmeep
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  • zombiecat queen
Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #8977
We really need a French revolution style response to the new aristocracy

I'd like to think you are referring to our shiny, new squeaky clean president, Emmanuel Macron, and his sweeping "revolution" at the ballot box after reinventing French politics from the centre with his brand new, out-of-the-box En Marche movement.

no he's probably not referring to electing a quasi-monarchist shitbag like macron
Yeah, and don't forget his investment banking background. On the other hand he's a good skier and an excellent linguist.


I'm an excellent linguist and can ice skate. Why can't I be President of France? :sadcheer:

Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #8978
Because you don't have a background in investment banking.

If you were rich you might have a chance if you weren't a darker-skinned woman.

  • el jefe
  • asleep till 2020 or 2024
Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #8979
new nickname for trump:  "the asteroid of awfulness"

h/t to the labour mp who coined it

https://www.politico.eu/article/trump-is-a-racist-asteroid-of-awfulness-says-senior-british-mp/

Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #8980
asteroids aren't all bad.

one of em killed off the dinosaurs.

  • borealis
  • Administrator
Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #8981
 :staregonk:  That's not a plus!

  • meepmeep
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  • zombiecat queen
Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #8982
asteroids aren't all bad.

one of em killed off the dinosaurs.

um that was one of the bad ones

Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #8983
If you were a dinosaur
Love is like a magic penny
 if you hold it tight you won't have any
if you give it away you'll have so many
they'll be rolling all over the floor

Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #8984
There were fine asteroids on both sides.

  • ffejrxx
Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #8985
but isnt the name changed from astroid to meteor after it enters the atmosphere, and again to meteroite when it lands  :dunno:

or maybe we should ask him
dinosaurs!

  • Faid
Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #8986
Who even made the rule that we cannot group ducks and fish together for the simple reason that they are both aquatic? If I want to group them that way and it serves my purpose then I can jolly well do it however I want to and it is still a nested hierarchy and you can't tell me that it's not.

Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #8987
asteroids aren't all bad.

one of em killed off the dinosaurs.

um that was one of the bad ones

Dinosaurs were terrible. It's even in the name. Terrible lizards. Terrible.

That asteroid was the best thing that ever happened to this dumb planet.

Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #8988
The extinction of the dinosaurs was followed by the flourishing of small mammals such as cats, so...

Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #8989
Then those god damned dirty apes came along and mucked everything up again.

Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #8990
Another one of evolution's mistakes!

Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #8991
asteroids aren't all bad.

one of em killed off the dinosaurs.
Which cleared the ecological slate, leading to the rise of mammals, and eventually, Trump.

On the other hand, it also led to Conan O'Brien, who announced he's taking his show to Haiti

  • Last Edit: January 15, 2018, 10:08:05 PM by Autonemesis

  • meepmeep
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  • zombiecat queen
Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #8992
asteroids aren't all bad.

one of em killed off the dinosaurs.

um that was one of the bad ones

Dinosaurs were terrible. It's even in the name. Terrible lizards. Terrible.

that's only because racists gave them that name

That asteroid was the best thing that ever happened to this dumb planet.

no, the best thing that will ever happen to this planet is the next asteroid

Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #8993
It's you. You're the asteroid.

Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #8994
asteroids aren't all bad.

one of em killed off the dinosaurs.

um that was one of the bad ones

Dinosaurs were terrible. It's even in the name. Terrible lizards. Terrible.

that's only because racists gave them that name

lirterally this guy:



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That asteroid was the best thing that ever happened to this dumb planet.

no, the best thing that will ever happen to this planet is the next asteroid

Honestly you are overlooking the collapse of the sun into a neutron star.

  • el jefe
  • asleep till 2020 or 2024
Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #8995
I thought the sun was just going to go red giant and then collapse into a dwarf.  not massive enough to be a neutron star.

  • fredbear
  • Militantly Confused
Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #8996
Fun fact, when it goes red giant, it's radius will extend beyond earth orbit, and the density at the 'surface' will be less than a good vacuum obtainable on earth.
"...without considering any evidence at all - that my views are more likely - on average - to be correct.  Because the mainstream is almost always wrong" - Dave Hawkins

  • nesb
Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #8997
I think Tom Cotton should be put in a box, and then shipped to the surface of the sun.

Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #8998
I thought the sun was just going to go red giant and then collapse into a dwarf.  not massive enough to be a neutron star.

Ok which of you idiots gave ST the password to the guapo alt

Re: Trumpocalypse
Reply #8999
6'3" 239lbs lmao ok