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  • meepmeep
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lmao they can't even work the phones:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/white-house-struggles-with-muting-function-on-iran-conference-call-with-reporters/

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It took the White House 22 minutes to figure out how to enable the "listening only" feature on a conference call on Thursday in which senior administration officials announced that President Trump would continue to waive nuclear program-related sanctions, keeping the deal intact.

"This White House can't even run a f*cking conference call," a reporter on an unmuted phone line angrily exclaimed to the entire call. "They don't know how to mute their line."

"It's the illegitimate media that doesn't know how to conduct themselves. They can't mute their f*cking phones," an unidentified official said. "Mute your phones."

Another White House official repeatedly attempted to quiet the noisy line "so the people in charge" could talk.

"I think if everyone had half a brain and common sense and muted their phones, this wouldn't be a problem," she yelled in an apparent fit of frustration.

"Hello? Hello?," one reporter interjected, some 15 minutes after the slated start of the call. "Has the call started?"

"This is Kim Jong Un calling for Donald Trump," another reporter joked as tensions flared.

"All participants are now in listen-only mode," the operator finally announced, much to the relief of everyone on the call. The call began at 1:07 p.m.

A State Department official announced at the end of the call that the technical difficulties prevented the senior administration officials from taking any questions from reporters.

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Ok. This is NOT a joke. We paid a photographer, who claimed to be a professional, $250 for a family photo shoot. Please see these FOR REAL photos she delivered to us....She said the shadows were really bad on the beautiful, clear, sunny day and that her professor never taught her to retouch photos.





  • MikeS
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Linked In page of the photographer.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/lesa-hall-29b05169

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Certifications
Digital Photography Specialist

  • Bilirubin
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Bright sunshine is a pain in the neck for shadows they end up being really hard with no gradation between light and dark. A nice cloud just in front of the sun is what you want to diffuse the light. Or a reflector to bounce light back up.
Why do I bother?

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  • Monad
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We could get more with a gofundme. I'm in for $20.

They should ask him why Obama sold the US embassy in Wakanda for peanuts.

  • Fenrir
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How long till Trump signs an executive order banning laser projectors?

It's what plants crave.

  • Bilirubin
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Not funny ha ha though
Love is like a magic penny
 if you hold it tight you won't have any
if you give it away you'll have so many
they'll be rolling all over the floor


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Love is like a magic penny
 if you hold it tight you won't have any
if you give it away you'll have so many
they'll be rolling all over the floor

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heh
https://www.mediaite.com/donald-trump/pence-reportedly-gets-visibly-red-faced-at-church-service-when-pastor-denounces-trump/
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Pence Reportedly Gets 'Visibly Red-Faced' at Church Service When Pastor Denounces Trump
by Lawrence Bonk | 6:51 pm, January 15th, 2018
 
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    Pastor Watson's Statement on the President's Remarks on Haiti and Africa

    I stand today as your Pastor to vehemently denounce and reject such characterizations of the nations of Africa and our brothers and sisters in Haiti.

    Posted by Metropolitan Baptist Church on Sunday, January 14, 2018

Vice President Mike Pence attended a Maryland church service on Sunday morning where the pastor chastised President Donald Trump as part of his sermon.

Trump, as you very well know, has come under fire for an Oval Office meeting in which he is alleged to have referred to El Salvador, Haiti and African nations as "shithole countries."

Pence was reportedly turning "visibly red-faced" during the sermon, according to onlookers who spoke to WUSA9.

Pastor Dr. Maurice Watson did not mince words as he discussed the president's alleged remarks.

"I stand today as your pastor to vehemently denounce and reject any such characterizations of the nations of Africa and of our brothers and sisters in Haiti," he said, going on to call the comments "hurtful" and "dehumanizing."

The pastor added, "There are members of this church who are from Africa, who are from Haiti. They call me pastor."

Dr. Watson also called out the idea that America should welcome immigrants from Norway rather than from African nations.

"A statement was made that we ought to welcome people from Norway more than we welcome people from Haiti," he said.

"Whoever made such a statement, and whoever used such a visceral, disrespectful, dehumanizing adjective to characterize the nations of Africa, whoever -- do you hear me, Church? --whoever said it is wrong, and they ought to be held accountable."

The Metropolitan Baptist Church was founded in 1864, just one year after President Abraham Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation.

Watch the sermon above, via Facebook.
Love is like a magic penny
 if you hold it tight you won't have any
if you give it away you'll have so many
they'll be rolling all over the floor

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Pastor Watson knows his stuff, it seems.

Let's see if Pence repents. Ha.

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Never has Pence been so embarassed since the last time he got stuck taking a female staffer out for lunch without a chaperone

  • meepmeep
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we deserve to go extinct

I'm going to assume that 99% of the people who use this shit have never been in the military

e: although a bag with velcro patches all over it seems like a pretty good idea tbh

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Lol
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The president had one of Daniels' DVDs in his room with him, which he asked her to sign for him after the two had sex. Daniels guessed that Trump had gotten the DVD from a gift bag handed out at a charity golf tournament where she was doing an appearance for her company.
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/01/19/stormy-daniels-trump-porn-star-interview-349311

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