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Chris Christie's Beachgate
Slow day in politics:

Christie closed the beach to the public (state government shutdown which is the democrat's fault somehow), but uses the same beach since it's adjacent to the governor's resort.



He denied "getting any sun" since he was wearing a baseball cap.

http://www.businessinsider.com/chris-christie-beach-photos-government-shutdown-2017-7

eta:  Some (most???) beaches were open, but State beaches were closed due to the shutdown.
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he's looking for a way to push his approval down into single-digits.  people were wondering whether it could be done.

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She's the republican nominee to succeed him.
Her only hope is to put as many light-years as possible between herself and the black hole of approval ratings.
"I understand Donald Trump better than many people because I really am a lot like him." - Dave Hawkins

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guys you complain but when clearing the beach is exactly what you're supposed to do when a dead whale washes ashore. It's just not hygienic.

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Love is like a magic penny
 if you hold it tight you won't have any
if you give it away you'll have so many
they'll be rolling all over the floor

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Fat jokes are ok as long as the target is male.

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There's a video on constant rotation at Melbourne Museum next to the skeleton of a half grown blue whale that washed up on the shores of the state some years before. The video tells the story of how it was found and taken to a sewerage farm where the flesh was allowed to decompose away so they could keep the skeleton.  The highlight of this video is an interview with a seven year old kid whose dearest wish is for the day when his scientist dad will come home not stinking of dead whale...
braying among the ruins

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Fat jokes are ok as long as the target is whale.
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There's a video on constant rotation at Melbourne Museum next to the skeleton of a half grown blue whale that washed up on the shores of the state some years before. The video tells the story of how it was found and taken to a sewerage farm where the flesh was allowed to decompose away so they could keep the skeleton.  The highlight of this video is an interview with a seven year old kid whose dearest wish is for the day when his scientist dad will come home not stinking of dead whale...
Rotting marine mammal is an awful smell. [ASK] me about hot macerating a manatee

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Hot macerating? For the love of god, Bilirubin!


I once boiled a hare's head in an attempt to salvage the skull.
It was awful.
Really awful.

Worse: It turned out the hunter lied to me and the hare had been shot rather than snared - half its skull was in bits.

Recommend ant hills; much cleaner for anything smaller than a raccoon.

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I saw the #ChrisChristie hashtag trending on Twitter, and the description "Chris Christie soaks up..." and I was like NOPE.

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Fat jokes are ok as long as the target is malea complete waste of the tons of fucking food they shovel daily into their colossal maws.
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"You know what uranium is, right? It's this thing called nuclear weapons. And other things. Like lots of things are done with uranium. Including some bad things. But nobody talks about that."

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it's great that this thread is now about decomposing marine creatures
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Wow, I googled "christie on the beach" and got way more than I expected.

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it's great that this thread is now about decomposing marine creatures

Always was

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