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Their debut album was my jam.
Politics and Current Events / Re: Trumpocalypse
asteroids aren't all bad.

one of em killed off the dinosaurs.

um that was one of the bad ones
Boy, I am sure hearing a lot of terrible opinions related to that story!
Politics and Current Events / Re: Trumpocalypse
We really need a French revolution style response to the new aristocracy

I'd like to think you are referring to our shiny, new squeaky clean president, Emmanuel Macron, and his sweeping "revolution" at the ballot box after reinventing French politics from the centre with his brand new, out-of-the-box En Marche movement.

no he's probably not referring to electing a quasi-monarchist shitbag like macron
Yeah, and don't forget his investment banking background. On the other hand he's a good skier and an excellent linguist.

I'm an excellent linguist and can ice skate. Why can't I be President of France? :sadcheer:
I hope you all appreciate that my reaction to seeing potential news of nuclear war was to shitpost on here to give you ungrateful bastards a head's up.
It's okay, everyone. President Soupbrains is here to address the nation and reassure everyone after this scary little fuck-up:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Seeing this all over the place but no other information yet:

Here's to hoping someone fucked up and sent an alert by accident or that it's a hacker.
Politics and Current Events / Re: Comic relief thread
lmao they can't even work the phones:

It took the White House 22 minutes to figure out how to enable the "listening only" feature on a conference call on Thursday in which senior administration officials announced that President Trump would continue to waive nuclear program-related sanctions, keeping the deal intact.

"This White House can't even run a f*cking conference call," a reporter on an unmuted phone line angrily exclaimed to the entire call. "They don't know how to mute their line."

"It's the illegitimate media that doesn't know how to conduct themselves. They can't mute their f*cking phones," an unidentified official said. "Mute your phones."

Another White House official repeatedly attempted to quiet the noisy line "so the people in charge" could talk.

"I think if everyone had half a brain and common sense and muted their phones, this wouldn't be a problem," she yelled in an apparent fit of frustration.

"Hello? Hello?," one reporter interjected, some 15 minutes after the slated start of the call. "Has the call started?"

"This is Kim Jong Un calling for Donald Trump," another reporter joked as tensions flared.

"All participants are now in listen-only mode," the operator finally announced, much to the relief of everyone on the call. The call began at 1:07 p.m.

A State Department official announced at the end of the call that the technical difficulties prevented the senior administration officials from taking any questions from reporters.
Politics and Current Events / Re: Trumpocalypse

This reads more like money to keep a potentially embarrassing thing out of the news rather than covering up assault or harassment.

Looking forward to the post-trump modern symphony wherein the first movement is based on this story and is called Prelude to a Pee Tape.
Politics and Current Events / Re: Trumpocalypse
A career intelligence analyst who is an expert in hostage policy stood before President Donald Trump in the Oval Office last fall to brief him on the impending release of a family long held in Pakistan under uncertain circumstances.

It was her first time meeting the president, and when she was done briefing, he had a question for her.

"Where are you from?" the president asked, according to two officials with direct knowledge of the exchange.

New York, she replied.

Trump was unsatisfied and asked again, the officials said. Referring to the president's hometown, she offered that she, too, was from Manhattan. But that's not what the president was after.

He wanted to know where "your people" are from, according to the officials, who spoke under condition of anonymity due to the nature of the internal discussions.

After the analyst revealed that her parents are Korean, Trump turned to an adviser in the room and seemed to suggest her ethnicity should determine her career path, asking why the "pretty Korean lady" isn't negotiating with North Korea on his administration's behalf, the officials said.

At a March meeting with members of the Congressional Black Caucus, Trump asked the elected officials if they knew just one member of his incoming cabinet -- Ben Carson -- according to two people in the room.

Carson, the only black member of Trump's Cabinet, had never served in Congress and spent his career as a surgeon. None of the lawmakers knew Carson, and Trump found that surprising, the attendees said.

During that same meeting, a member relayed to Trump that potential welfare cuts would harm her constituents, "not all of whom are black." The president replied, "Really? Then what are they?"
I feel like that was a subplot in Generation P

that book was fucking awful in both russian and english, never mention it again  :reign:
Let me put it this way: if Trump dropped the n-word on TV or in a tweet, I guarantee you would have a visceral reaction to it, no matter how massive the pile of evidence for his being a racist piece of shit already is. Seeing the subtext painfully and obviously become loud, unabashed text is just upsetting because it doesn't matter how many times you've heard it, it's still coming out of the fucking shithole that is the mouth of the President of the goddamn United States, and that means it's more than just words. It's a reminder that this is the rotten core of all of these bullshit fucking policies that are actively harming and killing people.
Ben is so smart and insightful that he understands the thing people are really upset about is the bad poopoo words.

how is it news that trump is racist?  honestly surprised anyone's surprised by this.
why are you like this
because I already thought trump was obviously racist?

You're the only genius who cracked the fucking case. Well done. :golfclap:

eta i guess i shouldn't make fun of men for failing to understand emotions other than anger since it's not your fault that you're emotionally illiterate
how is it news that trump is racist?  honestly surprised anyone's surprised by this.

why are you like this
Politics and Current Events / Re: Comic relief thread

aahhahahahahahahahahaha this has killed me, i am dead
shut the fuck up
Lock the thread now, this won't be topped

not until the tape is realeased

I'm out of real words to express how awful these pieces of shit are and how much I hate them.
Politics and Current Events / Re: Trumpocalypse

PRIME MINISTER SOLBERG:  So, Teslas are a big hit in Norway.

PRESIDENT TRUMP:  Oh, good.  Well, that's good.

PRIME MINISTER SOLBERG:  Yes, electrical cars.

PRESIDENT TRUMP:  We do that too.  Thank you very much.
Politics and Current Events / Re: Comic relief thread

fun fact o' the day: some people literally jerk off dogs and various animals as part of their work, and there are literal semen catalogs out there and not just for fancy pants horses
We had a faculty member at my last job that, when forced to deal with a real macho man, would send him off to ejaculate a pig.

For the rest of TR, their penis is corkscrew shaped and so if you don't know what you are doing you usually end up wearing the product.

lmao that is simply perfect