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Why did God say: Let us give Satan to mankind?
Why did God say: Let us give Satan to mankind?

God created Eden as his heaven on Earth so that he could, some day come down and rule over us.

He cast Satan out of heaven. I guess because she was creating a huge division there, and decided to send her to Earth, to also create division here, which she did.

Why would a good God curse the Earth by sending Satan, the personification of evil, to Earth?

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DL

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Re: Why did God say: Let us give Satan to mankind?
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Because God works in Texas.
Love is like a magic penny
 if you hold it tight you won't have any
if you give it away you'll have so many
they'll be rolling all over the floor

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Re: Why did God say: Let us give Satan to mankind?
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There was a South Park episode about this.  Or was it American Dad (Grampus?).

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Don't know. I haven't seen either except the South park movie with blame Canada.
Love is like a magic penny
 if you hold it tight you won't have any
if you give it away you'll have so many
they'll be rolling all over the floor

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There was a South Park episode about this.  Or was it American Dad (Grampus?).

Fill in the details.

Regards
DL

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Re: Why did God say: Let us give Satan to mankind?
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There was a South Park episode about this.  Or was it American Dad (Grampus?).

Fill in the details.

Regards
DL
Your philosophical and theological questions have been parsed down to cartoon characatures.

Detailed enough for you?