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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/urine-swimming-pool_us_58b710c6e4b023018c6c528a
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Researchers monitored two public pools for three weeks for ACE. One pool contained 110,000 gallons of water, while the other held 220,000 gallons.

Based on the ACE measurements, researchers estimate that over the 3-week period, swimmers released 7.92 gallons of pee into the smaller pool, and nearly 20 gallons into the larger one.

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Yeah and what if they have STD's or Ebola huh? If they pee next to you it could be nasty.
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Like if you're swimming underwater past a bunch of people in a crowded pool and someone with antibiotic-resistant syphilis pees, it could go straight to your brain and make your head explode.
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 :hmm:

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Hey you could weaponise this. All you'd need is to get some extremeophile genes to give resistance to chlorine and cross those into VRGKR*, along with the genes for nylonase, and you'd have a biological weapon that could invade public swimming pools, eat straight through your board shorts, and make your dick fall off.


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urine is sterile; ask teeth
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So is irradiated bat diarrhoea, but I wouldn't want to swim in it.
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 :grin:
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What sort of utter cunt pees in a public swimming pool?

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What sort of utter cunt pees in a public swimming pool?
The spotlight has finally been put on the low-life leakers! They will be caught!
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I always assumed that any pool pee was from small children, but maybe not.
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I just learned that we all drank our own pee for 9 months

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What sort of utter cunt pees in a public swimming pool?
1. Old people with continence issues. Especially in the US, where simple medical procedures to fix one common cause of that problem can be too expensive to have done.

2. Kids.

3. Utter cunts.

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I pee in the ocean, but not in a swimming pool.

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I just learned that we all drank our own pee for 9 months
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What sort of utter cunt pees in a public swimming pool?
1. Old people with continence issues. Especially in the US, where simple medical procedures to fix one common cause of that problem can be too expensive to have done.

2. Kids.

3. Utter cunts.

4. Professional/competitive swimmers. Apparently it's common for them to do it, and they all know about it.
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I pee in the ocean, but not in a swimming pool.
I pee in my yard at night just because I can.
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I piss in my yard anytime I like. But not in the dam.
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What sort of utter cunt pees in a public swimming pool?
wrong hole

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What sort of utter cunt pees in a public swimming pool?
wrong hole
depends on your level of resolution.
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urine is sterile; ask teeth
Urine is not sterile. The bugs don't seem to grow in petri dishes using the common growth mediums.


Study debunks common misconception that urine is sterile
Date:
March 30, 2015
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Loyola University Health System
Summary:
Bacteria have been discovered in the bladders of healthy women, discrediting the common belief that normal urine is sterile. "While traditional urine cultures have been the gold standard to identify urine disorders in the past, they do not detect most bacteria and have limited utility as a result," a researcher said. "They are not as comprehensive as the testing techniques used in this study."
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2015/03/150330134507.htm
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