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  • Brother Daniel
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satanic rituals and modern science
Fake human sacrifice prank at CERN

h/t to gib for this.

(Was tempted to put this in either Science or ASS.  But nah.)

  • MikeS
Re: satanic rituals and modern science
Reply #1
Well, the end of the world prank was a dud when they turned it on, so this is just a reasonable follow up.

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Reply #2
That's actually pretty damn funny.
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  • Faid
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Reply #3
Meh, they should have been chanting "Kali Maa"
Who even made the rule that we cannot group ducks and fish together for the simple reason that they are both aquatic? If I want to group them that way and it serves my purpose then I can jolly well do it however I want to and it is still a nested hierarchy and you can't tell me that it's not.

  • Faid
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Reply #4
Who even made the rule that we cannot group ducks and fish together for the simple reason that they are both aquatic? If I want to group them that way and it serves my purpose then I can jolly well do it however I want to and it is still a nested hierarchy and you can't tell me that it's not.

  • ravenscape
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  • Triggered
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Reply #5

  • Faid
Re: satanic rituals and modern science
Reply #6
Needs more tentacles.
Who even made the rule that we cannot group ducks and fish together for the simple reason that they are both aquatic? If I want to group them that way and it serves my purpose then I can jolly well do it however I want to and it is still a nested hierarchy and you can't tell me that it's not.

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Reply #7
I hardly think physics nerds can be blamed for failing to live up to Cecil B. Demille's production standards.
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  • RAFH
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Reply #8
Or this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjjKwf6rk5o
Is this a ritual where they sadistically bore the sacrifice to death?

Oh, wait, I know, eventually the sacrifice begs them to kill him so he doesn't have to hear one more refrain?
Are we there yet?

  • RAFH
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Reply #9
This.  Definitely this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTGt2eCCkk8
I'm ending my worship of Cthulhu specifically so I can watch him introduce these boring fucks to real horror and terror and then eat them.
Are we there yet?

  • RAFH
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Re: satanic rituals and modern science
Reply #10
I hardly think physics nerds can be blamed for failing to live up to Cecil B. Demille's production standards.
Why? They should be doing a much better job than DeMille ever dreamed of.
Are we there yet?

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Reply #11
apparently, the gist of my humor was too subtle. Possibly even not funny.
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if you give it away you'll have so many
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  • Faid
Re: satanic rituals and modern science
Reply #12
Or this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjjKwf6rk5o
Is this a ritual where they sadistically bore the sacrifice to death?

Oh, wait, I know, eventually the sacrifice begs them to kill him so he doesn't have to hear one more refrain?
Shut up, Young Sherlock Holmes was awesome and 80s as fuck- just like urban legends about satanic rituals.
Who even made the rule that we cannot group ducks and fish together for the simple reason that they are both aquatic? If I want to group them that way and it serves my purpose then I can jolly well do it however I want to and it is still a nested hierarchy and you can't tell me that it's not.

  • Faid
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Reply #13
(Also, I always thought that the lyrics said "Hobbit" (not "mobbit") and that it was a reference to Tolkien. I'm sad now.)
Who even made the rule that we cannot group ducks and fish together for the simple reason that they are both aquatic? If I want to group them that way and it serves my purpose then I can jolly well do it however I want to and it is still a nested hierarchy and you can't tell me that it's not.

  • RAFH
  • Have a life, already.
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Reply #14
apparently, the gist of my humor was too subtle. Possibly even not funny.
For once, get real bro.
Are we there yet?

Re: satanic rituals and modern science
Reply #15
what difference would it make?
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  • borealis
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Re: satanic rituals and modern science
Reply #16
Testy, you suck at 'jaded cynic'.

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Reply #17
How so? I didn't see that as either jaded or cynical.
Love is like a magic penny
 if you hold it tight you won't have any
if you give it away you'll have so many
they'll be rolling all over the floor

  • borealis
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Re: satanic rituals and modern science
Reply #18
perhaps I misunderstood, but it comes across as cynical and jaded. What did you mean?

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Reply #19
I meant what difference would it make if I were to get real or not get real? I am not sure what it means to get real.
Love is like a magic penny
 if you hold it tight you won't have any
if you give it away you'll have so many
they'll be rolling all over the floor

  • borealis
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Re: satanic rituals and modern science
Reply #20
I meant what difference would it make if I were to get real or not get real? I am not sure what it means to get real.
To me that reads as cynical/jaded.

'Getting real' in this instance would mean, probably, that you should know your humour was not too subtle.

'Getting real', in (granted, archaic) slang means being honest. With overtones.

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Reply #21
I have no idea when my humor is too subtle to be noticed. I do know that it happens all the time. The extended warranty on overly subtle humor doesn't cover genuinely unfunny jokes and the line between overly subtle and genuinely unfunny jokes is very faint.
Love is like a magic penny
 if you hold it tight you won't have any
if you give it away you'll have so many
they'll be rolling all over the floor