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  • meepmeep
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  • zombiecat queen
This is the essence of the GOP in 2017
Meet (former) Oklahoma City state senator Ralph Shortley.

Graduate of a bible college, married with four daughters, virulent homophobe, staunch conservative, fucking idiot lunatic who tried to introduce a bill to ban the use of aborted baby parts in food (lol, no, really).

Until he got caught up in child prostitution with a 17 year old kid.

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Ralph Shortey, 35, pleaded guilty to child sex trafficking in federal court last week; in exchange, child pornography charges were dropped.

Shortey, a former Republican state senator from Oklahoma City, was charged in federal court in September after a months-long investigation that started in March 2017 when he was found in a Moore hotel room with a 17-year-old boy.

http://kfor.com/2017/12/04/moore-police-release-body-cam-footage-from-night-state-senator-found-in-hotel-room-with-teen-boy/

The best part, though:
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Shortey answered the door in a white t-shirt with the words Ephesians 5:22, a bible verse, written on it, as well as "now go make me a sandwich" written below an image of a sandwich. The bible verse is in reference to women submitting to their husband's will, as they do to the Lord.

lol okay the writers for this computer simulation are getting a little silly here.

  • linus
Re: This is the essence of the GOP in 2017
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"a Moore hotel room"... is that some new thing hotels offer?

  • Bilirubin
  • Ain't nothing ta fuck wit'
Re: This is the essence of the GOP in 2017
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Meet (former) Oklahoma City state senator Ralph Shortley.

Graduate of a bible college, married with four daughters, virulent homophobe, staunch conservative, fucking idiot lunatic who tried to introduce a bill to ban the use of aborted baby parts in food (lol, no, really).

Until he got caught up in child prostitution with a 17 year old kid.

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Ralph Shortey, 35, pleaded guilty to child sex trafficking in federal court last week; in exchange, child pornography charges were dropped.

Shortey, a former Republican state senator from Oklahoma City, was charged in federal court in September after a months-long investigation that started in March 2017 when he was found in a Moore hotel room with a 17-year-old boy.

http://kfor.com/2017/12/04/moore-police-release-body-cam-footage-from-night-state-senator-found-in-hotel-room-with-teen-boy/

The best part, though:
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Shortey answered the door in a white t-shirt with the words Ephesians 5:22, a bible verse, written on it, as well as "now go make me a sandwich" written below an image of a sandwich. The bible verse is in reference to women submitting to their husband's will, as they do to the Lord.

lol okay the writers for this computer simulation are getting a little silly here.

  • meepmeep
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  • zombiecat queen
Re: This is the essence of the GOP in 2017
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Whatever happened to that guy? It's a shame his time in the news cycle only lasted like 2 days.

  • Bilirubin
  • Ain't nothing ta fuck wit'
Re: This is the essence of the GOP in 2017
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Oh he's lurking about. Apparently recently testified too.

Re: This is the essence of the GOP in 2017
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I've forgotten, who is that?

  • linus
Re: This is the essence of the GOP in 2017
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Goldstone. He was involved in setting up the Trump Tower meeting and also manager of Emin Agalarov.

Re: This is the essence of the GOP in 2017
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An interesting serendipity-- "Shortey" is damn close to "short eyes" which is prison slang for pedophiles. May he enjoy his stay in the hoosegow.

  • MikeB
Re: This is the essence of the GOP in 2017
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An interesting serendipity-- "Shortey" is damn close to "short eyes" which is prison slang for pedophiles. May he enjoy his stay in the hoosegow.
And just how do you know this, pray tell?

Re: This is the essence of the GOP in 2017
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It's also damn close to "shawty" which is african-american slang for hoe.

  • borealis
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Re: This is the essence of the GOP in 2017
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It's also damn close to "shawty" which is african-american slang for hoe.

Is it? I've now checked four different sites for the definition of the slang term 'shawty' and not one of them says it is slang for a prostitute. Here's an example that covers most of what I've found:

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shawty
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shawty  rate 
(Noun) a girl who is honest and true, beautiful and caring. has alot of friends, and gets along with both sexes (male or female), but no commitment, no relationship, just friends.
Usage: (that's shawty, she down with the homies!)

Shawty  rate 
(Noun) A female who is appealing to the other sex.
Usage: She was a shawty.

Shawty  rate 
(Adult / Slang)
(Noun) A down ass bitch with confidence (not cockiness) who knows she da shit but don't have a fake ass agenda or hoe around, all the boys want her and all the bitches wanna be her!
Usage: Look at that hot shawty doin her thing on the dance floor!

Shawty  rate 
(Noun) a southern name for "baby"

shawty  rate 
(Noun) A nickname for a young, hot girl in a hip hop music video.

shawty  rate 
(Adult / Slang)
attractive or beautiful woman or girl

Shawty  rate 
(Noun) (slang) From "shorty"; 1. A young woman of upstanding character; a reliable friend; 2. A young woman possessing ample charm, intelligence, and beauty; an ideal romantic partner; 3. A young woman with whom the speaker desires nothing more than a casual fling

Shawty  rate 
(Noun) (slang) From 'shorty', describes a woman that a man would have casual intercourse with for a short while (a friend with benefits).

Also, it's 'ho' you dork. Short for 'whore'.