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In like a Tiger, Out like a drunken Marmot


Ahhhh, the face of the disheveled drunk.  Except this guy could pay for a driver.

Tiger Woods arrested, charged with DUI in Florida after police see him driving erratically Tweet email

How the mighty continue to fall and fade away.

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Re: In like a Tiger, Out like a drunken Marmot
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Well turns out he wasn't drunk. Blew a .000. But seemingly his prescriptions (I'm gonna bet a combination of opioids and ambien) knocked him on his ass.

Also police report says there's damage to bumper and tires, so probably hit something while he was out.

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Maybe he should start playing in this condition.

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Never assume.
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Rx drugs for single-level spinal fusion surgery in April.

As far as I'mconcerned, Tiger's biggest career mistake was marrying the Swedish "model/nanny" and getting divorce raped. She walked away with $100 million in the divorce.
 
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Maybe he should start playing in this condition.

Wouldn't help his driving any.

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Money and fame are no protection from drugs, prescription or otherwise.
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Ambien is true evil

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Some people using this medicine have engaged in activity such as driving, eating, walking, making phone calls, or having sex and later having no memory of the activity.
https://www.drugs.com/ambien.html
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"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

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How are the police able to get away with releasing what should be confidential information like a video before a trial, this seems designed just to humiliate Tiger Woods.

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Florida has sunshine laws.
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So perhaps the next time you read a weird-Florida-news story, don't ask why Florida is so weird; ask why you're not hearing about the weirdness in other states. It might have something to do with their lack of open government.

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That's insane, this isn't about 'open government' - you can't have a just legal system when matters that should be sub judice are released to the public and press before they even go to court.

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Welcome to Florida.

Home of Florida man
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So perhaps the next time you read a weird-Florida-news story, don't ask why Florida is so weird; ask why you're not hearing about the weirdness in other states. It might have something to do with their lack of open government.


While that is undoubtedly a factor, I have spent a fair bit of time in FL as an outsider and am quite confident in stating that the social climate in most of FL is toxic and the people are objectively more disturbing than people in many other places.
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Yeah, all 20 million residents are quite simply, bad people.  Not like the rest of the world, Florida is special.

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Of course there is that one strange fact about Florida.  Never had a school shooting, like so many other states,  some of which have had multiple mass school shooting.

Nobody knows why,
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Yeah, all 20 million residents are quite simply, bad people.  Not like the rest of the world, Florida is special.

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That's an odd response to a different post.
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Yeah, all 20 million residents are quite simply, bad people.  Not like the rest of the world, Florida is special.

hahahaha
However, most of the time, bad people are made rather than born that way.
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Apropos of nothing, I have started swinging my clubs again.

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At whom?
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Apropos of nothing, I have started swinging at clubs again.
How's your wife with that?
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At whom?
Tiger, obviously its in self defense though