People are screaming in the streets in front of my house. Philly sports fans are some of the most insufferable fucks on Earth.
Don't be such a grouch. I was one of those assholes cheering at honking cars.
My neighborhood is as quiet as it is on any night so I'm looking forward to the rubbernecking omg AMERICAN CARNAGE urban blood lust think pieces about those inherently violent city dwellers tomorrow morning because some of the trashed and high as fuck college kids went out to Broad St to start a fire.