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FEMA says, "Mission Accomplished" in Puerto Rico
https://www.salon.com/2018/01/30/fema-declares-mission-accomplished-in-puerto-rico-announces-departure/

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"The reality is that we just need to look around. Supermarkets are open, and things are going back to normal," Alejandro De La Campa, FEMA's director in Puerto Rico told NPR. "If we're giving free water and food, that means that families are not going to supermarkets to buy."

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But a third of Puerto Rico still lacks electricity, some areas still don't have running water, while FEMA has said "only about 1 percent of islanders still need emergency food and water," NPR reported.

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Re: FEMA says, "Mission Accomplished" in Puerto Rico
Reply #1
Fuck you FEMA

Re: FEMA says, "Mission Accomplished" in Puerto Rico
Reply #2
They've achieved 100% Blackwater goon coverage?

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  • Have a life, already.
Re: FEMA says, "Mission Accomplished" in Puerto Rico
Reply #3
They've achieved 100% Blackwater goon coverage?
No, what they have achieved is 93.76% coverage which has an estimated 98.37% probability of effectively providing 99% service, which was calculated to be adequately equivalent to 100% at least 99.83% of the time.
Are we there yet?