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Florida Woman. Superior to Florida Man.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/florida-mom-saves-teen-daughter-would-be-kidnapper-article-1.2665613

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The alert mom reacted quickly, however, as the surveillance video from the store shows. As the 30-year-old Bonello ran from the store with her daughter, she chased him and was able to grab hold of her offspring for dear life.

A "tug-of-war" ensued and screaming could be heard throughout the store, according to the Citrus County Sheriff's Office.

"In my ten years on the road I have never seen anything like this," said Sgt. Craig Callahan. "He truly intended to abduct this child right in front of everyone in the store."

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Reply #1
holy shit what a nightmare. guy is lucky he wasn't killed or maimed by the mom.
Love is like a magic penny
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if you give it away you'll have so many
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Reply #2
good lord  :o

guy must be a nutter

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Reply #3
Florida man < Florida Woman < A mom

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Reply #4
If you think about it, this story is also about A Florida man.
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 if you hold it tight you won't have any
if you give it away you'll have so many
they'll be rolling all over the floor

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Reply #5
...who is also mentioned in the thread title

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zoink
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 if you hold it tight you won't have any
if you give it away you'll have so many
they'll be rolling all over the floor

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Reply #8
"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."

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Reply #9
good lord  :o

guy must be a nutter
get out
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.

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no u

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Reply #13
the lord was looking over her, right?

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Reply #14
the lord was looking over her, right?
of course, he had the wheel, just not the gas or brake

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Reply #15
In a stopped clock sort of way, I guess it eventually had to happen.  Florida Man finally did something right.

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Love is like a magic penny
 if you hold it tight you won't have any
if you give it away you'll have so many
they'll be rolling all over the floor

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Reply #17
Wtf is it with Florida? Why are they nuts?
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 if you hold it tight you won't have any
if you give it away you'll have so many
they'll be rolling all over the floor

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Reply #18
Yes. They are nuts. possibly  something to do with the effects of vast clouds of DDT on in utero offspring in the not distant enough past.

source: mixed bag of Trump-voting Florida cousins (the Canadian emigrant aunts and uncles who started the branch are all dead).

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Reply #19
Florida has laws that make public records actually public.  This makes it seem like there is more crazy there.  But in reality, when you look at something serious, like a list of school shootings, Florida doesn't even appear on the page.  Not even once.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_school_massacres_by_death_toll

California has had six seriously fucked up school shootings.

Florida, none.

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Reply #20
Oh sure there was that Muslim asshole shooting up the nightclub, but until then Florida hadn't had any mass shootings,  And that nightclub massacre was the fault of a non Florida man.
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Reply #21
I don't know how you can say he wasn't a Florida man:
Quote from: wiki
Mateen was born Omar Mir Seddique[6] on November 16, 1986,[7] in New Hyde Park, New York, to Afghan parents. His father, Mir Seddique Mateen, is a Pashtun[8] who emigrated from Afghanistan in the 1980s.[9][10][11] After being raised in New York for a few years, he moved with his family to Port St. Lucie, Florida, in 1991.[8] His family was described as being moderate Muslims and "an all-American family".[12]

Also, mass shootings are not a proxy for crazy. Also, Having spent a lot of time in Florida, among three very different clans, I feel pretty confident stating unequivocally that mainstream Florida culture in the Palm Beach/Jupiter/Ft. Lauderdale area, the Coco Beach area,  and the Orlando area is toxic to a weird extreme. The panhandle I have only visited but the number of monster trucks with confederate flags is excessive in that region and it seems reasonable to use them as a proxy for nuts.
Love is like a magic penny
 if you hold it tight you won't have any
if you give it away you'll have so many
they'll be rolling all over the floor

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Reply #22
No, FX is right. Florida even had the least amount of snowball fights in the last 100 years.
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Reply #23
And the most amount of great sex, amirite?
Love is like a magic penny
 if you hold it tight you won't have any
if you give it away you'll have so many
they'll be rolling all over the floor

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Reply #24
Lol, autocorrect ftw.
Love is like a magic penny
 if you hold it tight you won't have any
if you give it away you'll have so many
they'll be rolling all over the floor